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I was really drunk last night, how did I break up with her again???

That's what she said....

Hey are you that escaped mental patient?

No just no....

What do you think about my plan to surreptitiously take over the minds and hearts of the average Esc. User?

Fuck that! I'm outta here!

What did Tony Stark say when arriving in the hotel laundry room after misunderstanding an advert asking for an "Iron Man"?

A large pineapple and 3 sausage rolls.

What should you never bring to bed with your significant other??

A broken radio.

What is something you never want to have in a stealth bomber?

A baseball bat wrapped with barbed wire.

What did she want to bring to bed????

Local heroes.

What should we throw into this wood chipper?

Food. Gloucester food.

What you you mean your name is weird, what is it?

Unlimited camera mixed with caramel, you lucky jammy roger.

What do you want to give me???

My hair isn't that soft.

*Rubs TNA's Hair* I could make a lot of money turning this isn't a rug. Would you sell me your fine luxurious hair?

*Short Circuits with sparks flying out of his ears*

what effect did the magnet have on the robot???

A mean panda bear

What did you get for your sister for her birthday?

God told me to.

Why did you sacrifice your first born son???

Portuguese, if I had to guess.

What's the nationality of the woman that you would least like to sacrifice to Crom?

Gah, I just put that in my mouth!

What happended to that T-virus laced cake?

Maybe a can of juice.

Alright, so that's sugar, napalm, vegetable oil, propane, liquid hydrogen, water, seawater, the blood of a virgin and, no, this can't be right, a three course stake dinner. Did you put anything else stupid in your petrol tank?

The High and Omniscent Council of Slash Fic Wrighting Perverts

What was the name of the orgy BDSM group that you subscribed to again?

Mmm. Caaaakkke.

What is Erin Stout's secret fetish?

Hidden Xtra Jigsaws...

what is my nightmare?
jelly

You want what on your hamburger?

Kill it with nukes.

Goddamn ants! Some one tell me how to get rid of them?

A scotsman, Winston Churchill, and the entire Australian House of Commons.

Who are the main characters in Lord of the Rings again?

With Science of course.

How the fuck do magnets work?

Leeds Central.

So if I take a left, then a right and then run around like a madman where am I?

Stop and think.

What should I do while running for my life from a lion??

Just not enough teaspoons for my liking.

What the hell is wrong with THIS robot butler? W've been through twenty!

Dr Steel, Dr Insano, the GOC and Dr. Alto Clef

Did... Did I stump everyone?

You killed the thread!!! Wooooo willofbob will be now known as Will the Thread Killer.

On Topic:
Who did you say did your wife's breast augmentation surgery?

I respectfully disagree, my mom is clearly the better one.

How can you prefer living with your mother over a smelly, dirty hobo who killed your mother!?

(I would have made a Yo Mama joke, but I feel that they're just tacky)

Gallifrey

Your mom's new boyfriend is named what???

A turban, a corkscrew and an avocado

What were her weirdest fetishes???

Toenails are tasty dammit!!!

Those aren't sunflower seeds are they?

I slapped him upside the face.

Why is that old man's face red?

Karma my friend, karma.

Why in the hell did that guy just slap me upside the face?

He's all hopped up on Mountain Dew.

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