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I was really drunk last night, how did I break up with her again??? That's what she said.... | |
Hey are you that escaped mental patient? No just no.... | |
What do you think about my plan to surreptitiously take over the minds and hearts of the average Esc. User? Fuck that! I'm outta here! | |
What did Tony Stark say when arriving in the hotel laundry room after misunderstanding an advert asking for an "Iron Man"? A large pineapple and 3 sausage rolls. | |
What should you never bring to bed with your significant other?? A broken radio. | |
What is something you never want to have in a stealth bomber? A baseball bat wrapped with barbed wire. | |
What did she want to bring to bed???? Local heroes. | |
What should we throw into this wood chipper? Food. Gloucester food. | |
What you you mean your name is weird, what is it? Unlimited camera mixed with caramel, you lucky jammy roger. | |
What do you want to give me??? My hair isn't that soft. | |
*Rubs TNA's Hair* I could make a lot of money turning this isn't a rug. Would you sell me your fine luxurious hair? *Short Circuits with sparks flying out of his ears* | |
what effect did the magnet have on the robot??? A mean panda bear | |
What did you get for your sister for her birthday? God told me to. | |
Why did you sacrifice your first born son??? Portuguese, if I had to guess. | |
What's the nationality of the woman that you would least like to sacrifice to Crom? Gah, I just put that in my mouth! | |
What happended to that T-virus laced cake? Maybe a can of juice. | |
Alright, so that's sugar, napalm, vegetable oil, propane, liquid hydrogen, water, seawater, the blood of a virgin and, no, this can't be right, a three course stake dinner. Did you put anything else stupid in your petrol tank? The High and Omniscent Council of Slash Fic Wrighting Perverts | |
What was the name of the orgy BDSM group that you subscribed to again? Mmm. Caaaakkke. | |
What is Erin Stout's secret fetish? Hidden Xtra Jigsaws... | |
what is my nightmare? | |
You want what on your hamburger? Kill it with nukes. | |
Goddamn ants! Some one tell me how to get rid of them? A scotsman, Winston Churchill, and the entire Australian House of Commons. | |
Who are the main characters in Lord of the Rings again? With Science of course. | |
How the fuck do magnets work? Leeds Central. | |
So if I take a left, then a right and then run around like a madman where am I? Stop and think. | |
What should I do while running for my life from a lion?? Just not enough teaspoons for my liking. | |
What the hell is wrong with THIS robot butler? W've been through twenty! Dr Steel, Dr Insano, the GOC and Dr. Alto Clef | |
Did... Did I stump everyone? | |
You killed the thread!!! Wooooo willofbob will be now known as Will the Thread Killer. On Topic: I respectfully disagree, my mom is clearly the better one. | |
How can you prefer living with your mother over a smelly, dirty hobo who killed your mother!? (I would have made a Yo Mama joke, but I feel that they're just tacky) Gallifrey | |
Your mom's new boyfriend is named what??? A turban, a corkscrew and an avocado | |
What were her weirdest fetishes??? Toenails are tasty dammit!!! | |
Those aren't sunflower seeds are they? I slapped him upside the face. | |
Why is that old man's face red? Karma my friend, karma. | |
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I've got this giant gap in my front teeth. What can I use to floss?
You don't know? You punched the bitch in the face!