Your name is roland, and are taking the standard exam in escapism with your master and his girl friend. The room has a desk, a book, a safe, a offe pot, a beer, and a new tie, and your old outfit. You are wearing a red suit with a bow tie, and sunglasses, and take a picture with your camera.
Note: you input commands viva typing in what you want him to do.
Ok... how about:
TALK TO MASTER
>>TALK TO MASTER
Your master is not in the room. You know he is somewhere in the building, but you have no idea where.
And yes, I'm serious.
You eat your bowtie. It tastes like cotton.
>>And yes, I'm serious.
You stand up, and start to look all serous like.
>>Remove sunglasses and scream "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!"
You remove sunglasses and scream, "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!"
That causes the beer to explode.
>>Use offe pot
You have no idea what the hell a offe pot is. there is a coffee pot thats misspelled, but its full of fire.
Look at exploded beer.
YOu clap your hands together in a fit of congratulations.
Kick a Puppy.
Eat a Kitten.
Run outside covered in blood.
>>Kick a Puppy.
>>Eat a Kitten.
>>Run outside covered in blood.
That is all incredibly stupid sounding. You disregard these thoughts.
Oh god what have we done to this adventure.
KISS MASTER'S GIRLFRIEND
Take a dump
Go to pet store
Realise you destroyed alcohol. Tilt out by flipping the table.
Search your old outfit for clues.
Go through the Scooby Doo theme tune in your head.
>>KISS MASTER'S GIRLFRIEND
2)She is not in this room.
3)She is a pony, and you do not feel like kissing a pony.
>>Search the desk.
You begin to serch the desk, to find that it is merely some plywood supported by two stone busts.
>>Realise you destroyed alcohol. Tilt out by flipping the table.
You flip the table to tilt out.
>>Search your old outfit for clues
Its difficult to do without putting it on.
You can't the doors barred shut.
[size=SMALL]stupid problem sleuth...[/size]
>>Take a dump
There is a lack of toilets.
>>Go to pet store
THERE ARE NO PET STORES!
Hope it isn't the Hunger Games.
You read the fine print on the mini gun
>>Hope it isn't the Hunger Games.
Ballox, its the hunger games brand.
Pour the contents of the offe pot over the safe
Fire lock off door with minigun
Run outside naked with minigun in hand
Quickly be the other guy.
>>Pour the contents of the offe pot over the safe
You pore the content of the coffee pot onto the safe, and the safe remains the same. Albeit slightly melted.
Though you did set fire the the entire room, dumbo
Laugh maniacally in the middle of the burning room.
Also, keep an eye on the door to see if it burns down.
>>Laugh maniacally in the middle of the burning room.
That sounds incredibly stupid, since everythings
>>Also, keep an eye on the door to see if it burns down.
The doors metal.
>>Be the other guy.
You are now Doctor Com, interdimentional traveler, salesman, and madman. You are currently in an exact replica of problems sleuths office, wearing an exact replica of problem sleuths outfit. Life seems good.
>>Take the gun.
You pick up problem sleuths keys, looking over them out of fimiliarity. You wonder how all of this will go around.
Preccede commands for Doctor Com with DC, and commands for Roland with RM. If neither is specified, then the command with go to who is currently active.
DC: Phone a random number. Shout curses at whoever answers.
RM: Ignore the fire, and try on the New Tie.
>>DC: Phone a random number. Shout curses at whoever answers.
You dial a raondom number on the phone, to find a note with some numbers on it.
>>RM: Ignore the fire, and try on the New Tie.
You cannot ignore the fire. However, you can put on the new tie.
You think you prefer this tie to your old tie.
DC: Read note.
RM: Congratulate yourself on your dapper clothing style.
>>DC: Read note.
It has a combination on it.
>>RM: Congratulate yourself on your dapper clothing style.
You congradulate yourself, and to cangradulate yourself, you put on your old outfit.
YOU GO INTO A MASS HISTERIA, AH! AH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! S;ALUFASJUF;.LASKJFPASOIJFASPOIUERZJDFLKASJDF;LKAS
DC: Use combination on safe.
Look at: Crotch. Go North. Go East. Go North. Go North. Go North.