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DC: Remove clown picture and throw it down in disgust.
You remove the clown picture and throw it down. However, you realized that you removed the clown picture earlier, and it dissapears.
RB: Attempt to unlock the safe.
You lack the combination.

DC: Do some sweet ninja moves.

RB: Guess the combination.

>>DC: Do some sweet ninja moves.
You do some sween nunja moves. They fail and you hit your head.
>>RB: Guess the combination.
You guess 30 0 62.
Its the incorect combination, and the safe exploads.

RB: Jump away in the explosion in slow-mo.

>>RB: Jump away in the explosion in slow-mo.
You jump away from the explotion, in slow mo. The explotion finishes, finding that the wall between your room and Doctor Coms is now gone.

RB: Wave at DC.

DC: Turn dramatically to the explosion.

RB: Wave at DC.
You wave at Doctor Com, while he turns dramatically. It makes him look like an idiot.
DC: Turn dramatically to the explosion.
You turn dramatically, and think you look awesome.

DC: Approach RB.

RB: Approach DC.

FS: Be the other pony.

>>DC: Approach RB.
You walk up you your evil counterpart. This is going to be dramatic.
>>RB: Approach DC.
You walk up to Doctor Com. This is going to be anti-climactic.
>>FS: Be the other pony.
You are now george hoofington. You were recently assassinated, and are now duct taped to a ceiling, with a pony and a human blow.

GH: Bleed on the pony

FS: Flip the fuck out!

RB: Stretch arm muscles, pull back arm, make a fist and...
flick DC.

GH: Bleed on the pony
You cannot bleed on the pony because you are dead!
FS: Flip the fuck out!
Why?
RB: Stretch arm muscles, pull back arm, make a fist and...
flick DC.
You do this, and then hug each other.

DC: Stop being RB.

RM: Stop being DC.

FS: Stop being GH.

RB: Be the other other other guy.

DC: Stop being RB.
You're not Robert...
RM: Stop being DC.
You're not your master...
FS: Stop being GH.
But George hoofingtons dead.
RB: Be the other other other guy.

You are now geroge washington.
You are dead.

DC: Engage in Slap-Fight with RB.

>>DC: Engage in Slap-Fight with RB.
You procede to slap-fight with robert. Its lots of fun.

GW: Remain dead.

>>GW: Remain dead.
You decide not to remain dead, and jumps on Doctor com from the ceiling to hug him

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