None, because super heroes are stupid as all fuck and don't seem to want to end their franchises making then pointless and retarded.
Wow, that really added to the discussion! Thank you for that insightful and interesting comment! What would we do without you?
OT: Depends on the situation.
If they fought on the spot with no prior knowledge before their encounter, Spider-Man would win. If Batman had a bit of his legendary prep time, he would probably win.
This. If given prep time, Batman would be able to find out Spiderman's weaknesses and develop ways to exploit them.
I put Batman in league with Daredevil, neither have super strength but are master fighters. Spiderman has his abilities but really isnt a great fighter, he has had ass kicked many a time by non supes including Daredevil... I'd like to see Batman vs Daredevil.
Spiderman 8 times out of 10. Batman's main weapon is surprise and that gets negated by Spidey's spidersense. So unless Bats manages to get around that with "prep-time" he's going to lose.
And that's coming from a DC-fanboy...
Why would they fight to begin with? Batman getting cross at spidey for making lame jokes?
Solve media: fast and loose
No, I am most certainly not :(
Batman on DC's insistence. The last time there was a giant company vs company event, DC's lawyers would only agree to it if Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman either won or not lost. They were afraid that Batman losing to Wolverine would diminish the character's standing in pop culture.
]Well, they're still disliked by old people such as me. But I guess with the surge of new users who were never around to know the old forum rules, the general consensus might've shifted.
I don't know what the official policy on vs threads are these days. All I know is that they used to be banned, and that I never heard anything about them being unbanned.
In my mind, it will always live on as an unspoken rule.
2010 is old user territory now?
I was under the impression 2008 and maybe early 2009 was "old user" territory.
Yes, I am being pedantic. :)
...Shit, I'm old. Thanks for that. May start shouting at all these dang kids to get off my lawn.
You know I think we should take him seriously. Man walks down the street in a hat like that. . . .
A fight between spiderman and batman? i'd say the winner would be crossover fans :P
That or Spider-Bat would jump in and beat them both.
Batman would win because he is awesome. :D
He has been my fave superhero since I was little hehe.
Batman wins every fight he is in, somehow. He's the goddamned Batman, of course!
Spiderman may have superpowers, but Batman has the fan vote. Also, Spiderman is kind of annoying. Too much snide sarcasm in the middle of fights. Batman also has the bat glare. The bat glare can one-shot Chuck Norris.
Realistically speaking, Spiderman would win, since personality-wise he is pretty close to Batman anyway, plus he's got superpowers, of course batman could come up with a plan for the rematch, but even then it'd be a very close fight anyway.
Also, because if kinda fits, Supes vs Batman..
"If Clark wanted to, he could use his superspeed and squish me into the cement. But I know how he thinks. Even more than the Kryptonite, he's got one big weakness. Deep down, Clark's essentially a good person... and deep down, I'm not." - Batman
They'd probably just start making out or something.
We all know it. Someone had to say it.
They'd probably just start making out or something.
We all know it. Someone had to say it.
Yeah,everyone knows Batman has a thing for young boys in tights.
Batman if Millers writes him.
None of them if they're written properly.
I'd say Spiderman. Sure, Batman is pretty damned cunning, but it's not like Spidey is a complete dumbass, and his powers are pretty awesome. I guess I just find the 'Herp derp, he's just that good!' thing with Batman to be a bit of a cop-out as a substitute to having any powers.
with prep time..batman.
I thought spider man's spider senses didn't work against non-villain types. Like if a friend snuck up to smack him on the back of the head he wouldn't know outside normal senses..at least that's how they worked over 2 decades ago when i read spider man
Spider-Man. He's ingenious in making gadgets for himself without being exactly rich, extremely quick and agile, and also having super-strength that if he didn't hold back as he always does most of the time; could probably knock Batman out. Also not forgetting that Spidey has already learnt kung fu from Shang-Chi, so he's not someone you want to fight hand to hand anymore. He's spider-sense is another big help, especially since Spidey does not know Batman enough for his spider-sense to register him as a ally.
It would be a close fight, but I think Spiderman would come out on top. As long as he kept his distance, used lots of webs, and jumped in and out to just whittle away at Batman's defenses he could take him down.
It depends on a lot of things, considering Batman can hold his own against superpowered people
Geo Da Sponge:
How could they fight? They are after all, one and the same.
I applaud you good sir. As for Spidey vs The Bat, depending on different factors would affect who won...or even just how much we the reader would enjoy it. If Batman had his gadets it would be a close figth and would depend more on who could be the most unpredictable during the fight.
Spiderman wouldn't be able to use his wisecraks and tuants to the same extent as with the others he fights since Batman has had to deal with Joker so much.
personally i'd love to see them just go at each other in a fist fight. think about it for a sec. No wall crawling or webs, no fancy gadgets, just Spiderman and Batman duking it out. Spiderman with his felxibality and agility based fighting style against Btamans ninja training and multiple martial arts. It would be the coolest fist fight every. Spiderman would run rings and dodge nearly all of Batmans strikes, but he in turn would block and counter anything spidey throws at him (Batman being like his Arkham game debuts), and the winner would be determined by outthinking each other, predicitng each other and a bit of luck
I dont like either so I can be objective with this, Spider-Man wins.
Spider-Man has superhuman strength, reflexes, precognition and is pretty intelligent as well as all that Spidery-ness. Batman is just a rich guy. All it takes is for the faster and stronger Spider-Man to hit Batman ONCE and it is over, he doesnt even have tohit him... he can just web him up.
I think sidey would win, purely because spidey is faster. However, if spidey came up against Nightwing, Batgirl or even red robin, he'd probably be taken out quite quickly.
It's an interesting match-up, Spidey has defeated the Green/Hobgoblin before, who is pretty much a more brazen Batman with a glider.[/quote]
Wow really? Just, wow. You think Green goblin and Hobgoblin are the same pretty much thats the first wow. And the final wow comes from you thinking these 2 criminals, one being completely insane and the other just a greedy dick being comparable to Batman??? lol, sorry another WOW is needed. My final 2 cents are that if you dont know villians or heros dont compare them just cause they both use some type of equipment thats like comparing roller skates with a race car cause they both have wheels lolololol.
You want to talk about annoying? Batman is annoying. I love him in his world, Gotham is amazing. Even the super powered thugs are just super powered enough to give Batman a run for his money. But seriously, what is Clayface going to do against Wonder Woman? The Martain Manhunter? Green Lantern?
People keep talking about how much more training Batman has in fighting. Because of Spidey's powers, his whole body is hardened, heightened, speed up and moves in ways the human body simply can not. Also, Spiderman was trained by Captain America, one of the Marvel universe's best fighters during the event 'The Other'.
And given the facts about Spiderman's webbing (it dissolves after an hour) how the hell could Batman prepare? How can he get it back to a lab to study it? Because he's 'just that good'? Please.
My own issues with Batman aside, the only real way he's ever win this one is if the writers of Batman writes it. Spiderman out fought the Juggernaut, Firelord, Big hitters in the marvel universe. Fans can say, but the facts still lay.
Captcha: agree to disagree
SERIOUSLY?! You guy wonder if we can ever make AI and Captcha sits right under our noses?!
I think a Flying Squirrel Would beat them Both, mostly because i am Sleep Deprived
Batman, because he's frickin' BATMAN.
This is a guy who could take down anyone if he had enough damn prep time, so I'm pretty sure Spidey won't be much of a problem.
I'm pretty sure Spidey can break normal peoples wrist if they hit him and he's tensing, I'm pretty sure Bats counts as a normal person no matter how special he is, he's just human. If he can't hit Spidey without breaking something, if he could hit him anyway spider-sense and all, he's gunna lose.
I understand that Batman can defeat Superman.
I guess I don't see how Spidey would even have a chance.
Let me answer your question with another question; which one is Batman? There's your answer.
If there was prep time it could go either way. Batman could use knock out gas or something, spider man could anticipate for that and beat him anyway.
One on one it's spiderman since his deus ex machinima sense can pretty much save him from anything.
Thematically speaking, Spiderman has to win.
Spiderman, like Batman, has experince terrible loss. His life is litterally full of trajedy. Everyone he knows either dies, becomes a supervillian, or does a deal with the devil to undo their marriage.
But despite all that, Spiderman doesn't brood. He doesn't let the world drag him down, he remains a plucky happy-go-lucky optimistic fellow. Unlike Batman, who's whole source of strength is his own inner turmoil and darkness... Having Spiderman lose would just be a real downer...
It would be interesting to see how Batman suffers Spiderman's near constant one-liners, considering Batman has endured it for years coming from the Joker.... Hell, thats a fight I'd wanna see, Spiderman versus The Joker. It would be a panel for panel laugh fest.
Batman has already faced puberty so he wins.
I'm surprised this thread hasn't been locked yet, the mods must be getting sloppy.
But we're here anyways, so what the hell. Batman.
Fight Begins. Batman deploys Anti-Spiderman utility. Batman wins.