I pick up the tiny child and gently pry away her syringe. "Little one, your Daddy is fine, he's just in time out because he wasn't playing nice with others. Let's go get ice cream and we can let him up when we get back. How does that sound?"
We make our way to Ben and Jerry's. It is delicious.
Rosie had chocolate round her face and looked like she was enjoying herself.
"Umm, even better than blood!" she gurgled. At that moment a giant figure loomed outside Ben and Jerry's.
"Give back my little sister!" the Big Daddy boomed and smashed down the window, spraying glass onto the other customers. Screams filled the air as JoJo stepped into the room and began to knock over tables with his drill. "Now!"
"Sure thing! Have fun with her sugar high!"
I stroll lazily through the broken window, and down the street, whistling a jaunty tune.
I shrug. "She's a villain, it's good for her to be badly behaved." I call back to Carbonyl. I turn around and smile as my cute little sister stabs out customers eyes and drinks the juice from her syringe, splashing blood all over her dress.
"Let's play with these people Daddy!" she cries happily.
"Sure thing sweet," I say as I lovingly rip out the ice-cream attendant's entrails with my drill. "I don't know what I'd do without you,"
Rosie had chocolate round her face and looked like she was enjoying herself.
"Umm, even better than blood!" she gurgled. At that moment a giant figure loomed outside Ben and Jerry's.
"Give back my little sister!" the Big Daddy boomed and smashed down the window, spraying glass onto the other customers. Screams filled the air as JoJo stepped into the room and began to knock over tables with his drill. "Now!"
"Sure thing! Have fun with her sugar high!"
I stroll lazily through the broken window, and down the street, whistling a jaunty tune.
I shrug. "She's a villain, it's good for her to be badly behaved." I call back to Carbonyl. I turn around and smile as my cute little sister stabs out customers eyes and drinks the juice from her syringe, splashing blood all over her dress.
"Let's play with these people Daddy!" she cries happily.
"Sure thing sweet," I say as I lovingly rip out the ice-cream attendant's entrails with my drill. "I don't know what I'd do without you,"
I knew filling the shop with artificial synthodrones was a good idea. "Watch out, the synthofluid will melt your hair. Have fun!"
I stroll lazily through the broken window, and down the street, whistling a jaunty tune.
I shrug. "She's a villain, it's good for her to be badly behaved." I call back to Carbonyl. I turn around and smile as my cute little sister stabs out customers eyes and drinks the juice from her syringe, splashing blood all over her dress.
"Let's play with these people Daddy!" she cries happily.
"Sure thing sweet," I say as I lovingly rip out the ice-cream attendant's entrails with my drill. "I don't know what I'd do without you,"
I knew filling the shop with artificial synthodrones was a good idea. "Watch out, the synthofluid will melt your hair. Have fun!"
"I don't have hair!" I laugh in my booming Big Daddy voice, neither me nor Rosie cared what we were mashing up, we start to paint a picture on the wall in blood/synthofluid.
"Can we kill some puppies and kittens now?" my little sister asks me, "Sure" I reply, "Look there's a pet shop over there, let's go." I smash the window and choose the cutest puppy I can find.
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I shrug. "She's a villain, it's good for her to be badly behaved." I call back to Carbonyl. I turn around and smile as my cute little sister stabs out customers eyes and drinks the juice from her syringe, splashing blood all over her dress.
"Let's play with these people Daddy!" she cries happily.
"Sure thing sweet," I say as I lovingly rip out the ice-cream attendant's entrails with my drill. "I don't know what I'd do without you,"
I knew filling the shop with artificial synthodrones was a good idea. "Watch out, the synthofluid will melt your hair. Have fun!"
"I don't have hair!" I laugh in my booming Big Daddy voice, neither me nor Rosie cared what we were mashing up, we start to paint a picture on the wall in blood/synthofluid.
"Can we kill some puppies and kittens now?" my little sister asks me, "Sure" I reply, "Look there's a pet shop over there, let's go." I smash the window and choose the cutest puppy I can find.
Spoiler: Click to ViewPHA+PGltZyBzcmM9Imh0dHA6Ly9kb2dvYmVkaWVuY2V0aXBzLm9yZy93cC1jb250ZW50L3VwbG9hZHMvMjAwOC8xMS9wdXBweS5qcGciIGFsdD0iaW1hZ2UiLz48L3A+
"Any last words?" I ask the pooch.
I swoop in from above and snatch the pup from your hands, swinging to safety with my grappling hook. "Halt, villain! Your days of puppy-stabbing are over, now you're the one who's about to be put down!"
I knew filling the shop with artificial synthodrones was a good idea. "Watch out, the synthofluid will melt your hair. Have fun!"
"I don't have hair!" I laugh in my booming Big Daddy voice, neither me nor Rosie cared what we were mashing up, we start to paint a picture on the wall in blood/synthofluid.
"Can we kill some puppies and kittens now?" my little sister asks me, "Sure" I reply, "Look there's a pet shop over there, let's go." I smash the window and choose the cutest puppy I can find.
Spoiler: Click to ViewPHA+PGltZyBzcmM9Imh0dHA6Ly9kb2dvYmVkaWVuY2V0aXBzLm9yZy93cC1jb250ZW50L3VwbG9hZHMvMjAwOC8xMS9wdXBweS5qcGciIGFsdD0iaW1hZ2UiLz48L3A+
"Any last words?" I ask the pooch.
I swoop in from above and snatch the pup from your hands, swinging to safety with my grappling hook. "Halt, villain! Your days of puppy-stabbing are over, now you're the one who's about to be put down!"
"Pffh," I laugh "You and what army? You Brovengers are all talk and no action, I see no-one but you and I bet even my little sis could take you alone out. Get her Rosie!"
The small girl leaps for Carbonyl, her ADAM syringe poised to strike like a dagger. I can't believe Daddy's little villain is growing up so fast.
"I don't have hair!" I laugh in my booming Big Daddy voice, neither me nor Rosie cared what we were mashing up, we start to paint a picture on the wall in blood/synthofluid.
"Can we kill some puppies and kittens now?" my little sister asks me, "Sure" I reply, "Look there's a pet shop over there, let's go." I smash the window and choose the cutest puppy I can find.
Spoiler: Click to ViewPHA+PGltZyBzcmM9Imh0dHA6Ly9kb2dvYmVkaWVuY2V0aXBzLm9yZy93cC1jb250ZW50L3VwbG9hZHMvMjAwOC8xMS9wdXBweS5qcGciIGFsdD0iaW1hZ2UiLz48L3A+
"Any last words?" I ask the pooch.
I swoop in from above and snatch the pup from your hands, swinging to safety with my grappling hook. "Halt, villain! Your days of puppy-stabbing are over, now you're the one who's about to be put down!"
"Pffh," I laugh "You and what army? You Brovengers are all talk and no action, I see no-one but you and I bet even my little sis could take you alone out. Get her Rosie!"
The small girl leaps for Carbonyl, her ADAM syringe poised to strike like a dagger. I can't believe Daddy's little villain is growing up so fast.
Carbonyl launches another crazy quilt at Rosie, tangling her and halting the parabolic arc of her leap. Rosie lands on the ground swaddled in the crazy quilt, making muffled angry noises. "Your army is not so tough, either, big guy. You're no match for, The BrOwl!" The BrOwl launches another crazy quilt at JoJo and dashes behind an air intake vent on the roof.
Your move.PHA+PGRpdiBzdHlsZT0idGV4dC1hbGlnbjogY2VudGVyOyI+PG9iamVjdCB3aWR0aD0iNDMyIiBoZWlnaHQ9IjI2OCI+PHBhcmFtIG5hbWU9Im1vdmllIiB2YWx1ZT0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy55b3V0dWJlLmNvbS92L1Zjb2lHcl9GbFFZJmFwPSUyNTI2Zm10JTNEMTgiPjwvcGFyYW0+PHBhcmFtIG5hbWU9Indtb2RlIiB2YWx1ZT0ib3BhcXVlIj48L3BhcmFtPjxlbWJlZCBzcmM9Imh0dHA6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vdi9WY29pR3JfRmxRWSZhcD0lMjUyNmZtdCUzRDE4IiB0eXBlPSJhcHBsaWNhdGlvbi94LXNob2Nrd2F2ZS1mbGFzaCIgd21vZGU9Im9wYXF1ZSIgd2lkdGg9IjQzMiIgaGVpZ2h0PSIyNjgiPjwvZW1iZWQ+PC9vYmplY3Q+PC9kaXY+PC9wPg==
>implying that having that as a theme song isn't the best honor anyone can have
Damn it, that was my next move.
The Injustice League's ThemePHA+PGRpdiBzdHlsZT0idGV4dC1hbGlnbjogY2VudGVyOyI+PG9iamVjdCB3aWR0aD0iNDMyIiBoZWlnaHQ9IjI2OCI+PHBhcmFtIG5hbWU9Im1vdmllIiB2YWx1ZT0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy55b3V0dWJlLmNvbS92L1lRVFYxdWNpaXNJJmFwPSUyNTI2Zm10JTNEMTgiPjwvcGFyYW0+PHBhcmFtIG5hbWU9Indtb2RlIiB2YWx1ZT0ib3BhcXVlIj48L3BhcmFtPjxlbWJlZCBzcmM9Imh0dHA6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vdi9ZUVRWMXVjaWlzSSZhcD0lMjUyNmZtdCUzRDE4IiB0eXBlPSJhcHBsaWNhdGlvbi94LXNob2Nrd2F2ZS1mbGFzaCIgd21vZGU9Im9wYXF1ZSIgd2lkdGg9IjQzMiIgaGVpZ2h0PSIyNjgiPjwvZW1iZWQ+PC9vYmplY3Q+PC9kaXY+PC9wPg==
I swoop in from above and snatch the pup from your hands, swinging to safety with my grappling hook. "Halt, villain! Your days of puppy-stabbing are over, now you're the one who's about to be put down!"
"Pffh," I laugh "You and what army? You Brovengers are all talk and no action, I see no-one but you and I bet even my little sis could take you alone out. Get her Rosie!"
The small girl leaps for Carbonyl, her ADAM syringe poised to strike like a dagger. I can't believe Daddy's little villain is growing up so fast.
Carbonyl launches another crazy quilt at Rosie, tangling her and halting the parabolic arc of her leap. Rosie lands on the ground swaddled in the crazy quilt, making muffled angry noises. "Your army is not so tough, either, big guy. You're no match for, The BrOwl!" The BrOwl launches another crazy quilt at JoJo and dashes behind an air intake vent on the roof.
I see the crazy quilt coming and rip it to shreds with my drill then I lumber after the BrOwl who's fled into an air vet, I leave my little sister wrapped where she is as she can take care of herself.
>implying that having that as a theme song isn't the best honor anyone can have
Damn it, that was my next move.
The Injustice League's 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
Ugh, what is that, banging dustbin lids together? On-topic, this was Daystar likes to sing about himself:
The Last Gaijin: Damn, I really want to join the Brovenger's, as soon as I work out how to...
If you give us the cookies then we might not break your legs.
No, what am I saying? We're the good guys!
We love cookies, and our HQ is a lot nicer than the Doom Fortress of Death that the IL have. Join us, and we will be very grateful.
How can you even consider an HQ that isn't a Doom Fortress to be a proper HQ? You should know that (pulls out cue card) *ahem* "OUR FORTRESS OF GLORIOUS INJUSTICE IS OF THE UTMOST QUALITY. IT IS A VERY SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH CRIME RATES SIMILAR TO THE SAFEST OF GATED COMMUNITIES (WHO WOULD DESIRE INJUSTICE TO BE BROUGHT AGAINST THEIR OWN HOME?). THERE IS A COMMUNITY SWIMMING POOL JUST DOWN THE STREET, AND THE LOCAL SCHOOL DISTRICT IS AMONG THE BEST IN THE REGION. THERE ARE TWO GARAGES FOR USE WITH THE DEATH SQUAD'S VANS. ALSO WE HAVE A DOOM LAZER. IT IS QUITE POWERFUL." The schools are pretty nice I suppose.
If you give us the cookies then we might not break your legs.
No, what am I saying? We're the good guys!
We love cookies, and our HQ is a lot nicer than the Doom Fortress of Death that the IL have. Join us, and we will be very grateful.
I will never join the Injustice League! It's Brovengers or nothing!
Fine go hang out in your silly HQ. I'm going to relax in our Doom Fortress's gazebo. That's right, we have a gazebo. A MOON GAZEBO! ON THE MOON!
Our view of the *ahem* RED STAR OF INFINITE DOOM is quite pleasant.PHA+PGltZyBzcmM9Imh0dHA6Ly9mYXJtOC5zdGF0aWNmbGlja3IuY29tLzcxNzQvNjYxNjEyMTc3OV9kNTdhZWU1ZDA3X3ouanBnIiBhbHQ9ImltYWdlIi8+PC9wPg==
If you give us the cookies then we might not break your legs.
No, what am I saying? We're the good guys!
We love cookies, and our HQ is a lot nicer than the Doom Fortress of Death that the IL have. Join us, and we will be very grateful.
I will never join the Injustice League! It's Brovengers or nothing!
Fine go hang out in your silly HQ. I'm going to relax in our Doom Fortress's gazebo. That's right, we have a gazebo. A MOON GAZEBO! ON THE MOON!
Our view of the *ahem* RED STAR OF INFINITE DOOM is quite pleasant.PHA+PGltZyBzcmM9Imh0dHA6Ly9mYXJtOC5zdGF0aWNmbGlja3IuY29tLzcxNzQvNjYxNjEyMTc3OV9kNTdhZWU1ZDA3X3ouanBnIiBhbHQ9ImltYWdlIi8+PC9wPg==
We have a paddling pool. It's not on the moon, it's on the outskirts of Norwich, but there aren't Tesco Expresses just down the road on the Moon, so really we have the best of both worlds.
I will never join the Injustice League! It's Brovengers or nothing!
Fine go hang out in your silly HQ. I'm going to relax in our Doom Fortress's gazebo. That's right, we have a gazebo. A MOON GAZEBO! ON THE MOON!
Our view of the *ahem* RED STAR OF INFINITE DOOM is quite pleasant.PHA+PGltZyBzcmM9Imh0dHA6Ly9mYXJtOC5zdGF0aWNmbGlja3IuY29tLzcxNzQvNjYxNjEyMTc3OV9kNTdhZWU1ZDA3X3ouanBnIiBhbHQ9ImltYWdlIi8+PC9wPg==
We have a paddling pool. It's not on the moon, it's on the outskirts of Norwich, but there aren't Tesco Expresses just down the road on the Moon, so really we have the best of both worlds.
We own Tesco Expresses.
Oh no I didn'tPHA+PGltZyBzcmM9Imh0dHA6Ly9sb2xlYnJpdHkubmV0L3dvcmRwcmVzcy93cC1jb250ZW50L3VwbG9hZHMvMjAxMC8wMy9Db2xvbmVsLUhvZ2FuLW9oLXllcy1JLWRpZC5qcGciIGFsdD0iaW1hZ2UiLz48L3A+
JoJo: Ugh, what is that, banging dustbin lids together? On-topic, this was Daystar likes to sing about himself:
Yeah, that sounds right.
PsychicTaco115's theme song:
Think about it, JoJo. Do you want to be with your little sister on the team of a man who lights children on fire?
Considering that many of us already do this (what, it's hilarious), I really don't see why you would think that revealing such information would stop us.
This is your facePHA+PGltZyBzcmM9Imh0dHA6Ly9vdXJzdXJwcmlzaW5nd29ybGQuY29tL3dwLWNvbnRlbnQvdXBsb2Fkcy8yMDA4LzAyL2Rpc2d1c3RpbmdfZmlzaGVzXzEwX2RpZmZlcmVudF90eXBlX29mX2dyZW5hZGllci5qcGciIGFsdD0iaW1hZ2UiLz48L3A+
JoJo: Ugh, what is that, banging dustbin lids together? On-topic, this was Daystar likes to sing about himself:
Yeah, that sounds right.
PsychicTaco115's theme song:
Think about it, JoJo. Do you want to be with your little sister on the team of a man who lights children on fire?
Considering that many of us already do this (what, it's hilarious), I really don't see why you would think that revealing such information would stop us.
This is your facePHA+PGltZyBzcmM9Imh0dHA6Ly9vdXJzdXJwcmlzaW5nd29ybGQuY29tL3dwLWNvbnRlbnQvdXBsb2Fkcy8yMDA4LzAyL2Rpc2d1c3RpbmdfZmlzaGVzXzEwX2RpZmZlcmVudF90eXBlX29mX2dyZW5hZGllci5qcGciIGFsdD0iaW1hZ2UiLz48L3A+
Edit- WOOOOO, 1000! Yay!
JoJo should be afraid, then.
Also, STOP STALKING MY FACEBOOK. D:<
Fine, I will do the same to you. Here, here is a picture of your mother.PHA+PGltZyBzcmM9Imh0dHA6Ly9zY2llbmNlYmxvZ3MuY29tL3pvb2lsbG9naXgvR2lhbnRCbHVlRWFydGh3b3JtLmpwZyIgYWx0PSJpbWFnZSIvPjwvcD4=
BrotherSurplice: -Snip- Ah, but you are not the founder of the Injustice League. Daystar Clarion is the founder of the Brovengers.
You are correct. I am not the founder, but I am a loyal member, and I do not need to be a founder to crack some heads together.
A reason you should join usPHA+PGRpdiBzdHlsZT0ndGV4dC1hbGlnbjogY2VudGVyOyc+PGltZyBzcmM9Imh0dHA6Ly9pODA5LnBob3RvYnVja2V0LmNvbS9hbGJ1bXMvenoxMi9Bc3RydWRvcy9QUk9QQUdBTkRBLmpwZyIgYWx0PSJpbWFnZSIvPjxiciAvPkFmdGVyIEkgaGF2ZSBteSBkaW5uZXIuLjwvZGl2PjwvcD4=
Yup, threating violence to get me to join. Thats gonna work.
JoJo: Ugh, what is that, banging dustbin lids together? On-topic, this was Daystar likes to sing about himself:
Yeah, that sounds right.
PsychicTaco115's theme song:
Think about it, JoJo. Do you want to be with your little sister on the team of a man who lights children on fire?
I couldn't understand a word of that song, but from the song title and what you've said... I can live with that, as Revnak mentioned it is hilarious and we've already planning a special "fireworks" display for all of the Escapist's orphanages when we take over the site. As for Rosie, well PsychicTaco may be evil but he isn't stupid and he knows what I'm forsworn to do by the Big Daddy code if someone threatens her... he needs me to lead the other mooks.
On-topic:
Home video Daystar uploaded about 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
Home video Daystar uploaded about 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
So... magnificent...
I caught footage of your glorious leader.PHA+PGRpdiBzdHlsZT0idGV4dC1hbGlnbjogY2VudGVyOyI+PG9iamVjdCB3aWR0aD0iNDMyIiBoZWlnaHQ9IjI2OCI+PHBhcmFtIG5hbWU9Im1vdmllIiB2YWx1ZT0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy55b3V0dWJlLmNvbS92LzAxdmZhdlJWX2FFJmFwPSUyNTI2Zm10JTNEMTgiPjwvcGFyYW0+PHBhcmFtIG5hbWU9Indtb2RlIiB2YWx1ZT0ib3BhcXVlIj48L3BhcmFtPjxlbWJlZCBzcmM9Imh0dHA6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vdi8wMXZmYXZSVl9hRSZhcD0lMjUyNmZtdCUzRDE4IiB0eXBlPSJhcHBsaWNhdGlvbi94LXNob2Nrd2F2ZS1mbGFzaCIgd21vZGU9Im9wYXF1ZSIgd2lkdGg9IjQzMiIgaGVpZ2h0PSIyNjgiPjwvZW1iZWQ+PC9vYmplY3Q+PC9kaXY+PC9wPg==
This is...
Acceptable :D
A-what's goin' awwn!