EXCELLENT. I can start in approximately 4 hours. I must finish my thesis first. And find my crossbow. I will load it with bolts bored from the thickest of thesauruses, textbooks, and copies of the Iliad available. I'll need some backup, I have no idea what I'll be going up against. It may be prudent to get a tiger. Who knows. You never know what you need until you find yourself building a laser gun out of a tea set and wishing you had a puce paperclip instead of lavender.
Captcha: Living Things. Not for long.
Needless to say Daystar and I are pleased with your work!
Just doing my duty for the cause! Plus, I need a target to throw all my loose screws at, otherwise they just jingle around in my head.
Glad to hear we provide an outlet. We truly are a beacon of this community.
Needless to say Daystar and I are pleased with your work!
Just doing my duty for the cause! Plus, I need a target to throw all my loose screws at, otherwise they just jingle around in my head.
Glad to hear we provide an outlet. We truly are a beacon of this community.
The Brovengers provide many necessary services. Such as guitar solos. And smiles. And the spirit of threadventure by leading topics off the beaten trail. And the Bro-fist of justice.
Pillars of the community.
I must go and finish my many toils. I shall return ready for action!
Well, my swords ready to help out whenever you need me.
Yes, I'm aware I am not a member of your group but i still respect what the brovengers have done for the community. If the Injustice league start shit, just call me up and i'll show them the power of the Escapists resident berserk fanatic.
I think I'll sit this out a while longer before throwing my hat into this ring. I need to better determine the way the wind is blowing in this conflict before I make a decision.
You can count on me. Those fools in the Injustice League don't know what they've started, but it's far too late to stop this now. I have a few questions, will we have access to your completed doom machines, do I have specific duties and most importantly, do we have a theme song? I recommend this, if we don't have one yet. I've recently been watching DBZ.
I throw my hat in with the league, though I am mostly just in it for the bitches. And the goats. And the occasional picture pulled off of google images. And maybe the souls of the living. But definitely not the British food. I'm more of a Hispanic food person myself. I guess I should post something threatening now. This villainy shit is so troublesome. Or are we not the villains? Ah fuck, like I honestly care. I just like the idea of Injustice. More bitches that way.
I am a one man army, much like Wolverine, Jesus and Homer Simpson.
However I shall assist thee in the eradication of the Injustice League for what they did to me... They... stole... my... Jalapenos! I can put aside my hatred of your love of Irn Bru for now Daystar.
I shall join the Brovengers. For my name is... BroGurren! (Also Flamezdudes but that name sucks, so it is my middle-name.)
This here is my weapon I shall assist you with! BroLagann! It is even better than that other mech from a certain manly amazing anime.
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You could always do with a Brospehine in the Brovengers! I look damn good in leather and can carry my own shopping and open my own jars! (Apart from those big pickle jars, my hands are too small to fit round the lid).
PsychicTaco115: I'm beginning to feel that the Injustice League will be the primary villains...
Good! That's how it's meant to be!
You shall have my Las-Lock in your line of battle, Injustice League. To prove my loyalty, I have previously booted that Brovenger-worshipping "TimeLord" from the Escapist IRC.
We'll be on the same side? Good, I always liked your avatar.
You know, I'm always surprised nobody else has it. I got it off of the official site I believe. Just pulled off of a link on a character list if I remember correctly. I'm pretty certain it is the first picture of him you would find if you were looking for it on the site, and it is already the perfect size for an avatar.
Oh and your's is pretty cool too. Higurashi or however that is spelled right? I only read a chapter of it and never got around to watching it.
Oh, and the Taco dude apparently gave some kind of card I'm supposed to read to greet new members. ahem-"WELCOME TO THE LEAGUE OF INJUSTICE! YOUR HELP IS GREATLY APPRECIATED, BUT ENTIRELY UNNECESSARY AS THAT FOOL DAYSTAR WOULD NEVER STAND A CHANCE AGAINST A PUPPY, LET ALONE THE GREATNESS OF THE MIGHTY LEAGUE OF INJUSTICE! THESE "BROS" ARE WEAK CRETINS THAT COWER BENEATH THE POWER OF THE MIGHTY PLATYPUS! WE SHALL FIGHT AND DEFEAT THEM IN THE LAND, AIR, AND SEA, AS THE GREAT PLATYPUS IS MAMMAL, BIRD, AND FISH-BEAVER-THING. ALL SHALL FEAR OUR WRATH!
P.S. ARE YOU AN ORPHAN? WELL YOU ARE NOW!"
Seems a bit over dramatic if you ask me, and I don't know if I appreciate how being forced to be an orphan. That and I'm pretty certain that the platypus is flightless. Ah well, not like I really give a fuck. I'm just going along with this card thing because I get taco points for every one that I read for him. I'm really hoping that means I get the food and that this isn't some kind of hugs coupon system.
For the great conflict that threatens all our thread-busting fun, and end to us befall I SHALL PREPARE! For it needs a special breed to withstand my brand of assault, indeed.
Should this Injustice League invoke the wrath of me, I shall retaliate with increasingly strained poetry. And so they know that they face off with a fun-loving maniac What would a mindscrew be without me and the 50 Calibur Cow and Cyriak?
TimeLord: I don't know what's going on here but I like it
Oh, I bet you do. Brovenger-loving monster that you are. You've betrayed all that it means to be a Red Guard, even going so far as to separate yourself as a "Time Guard". There will be a reckoning, and you have placed yourself on the wrong side. Time can't save you now.
Well, I don't know about cooking tacos, but I can cook roast dinners and supply ice cream, cookies, chocolate, and other lovely edible things to the Injustice League, so I guess I can accept those coupons in exchange for food.
Well, I don't know about cooking tacos, but I can cook roast dinners and supply ice cream, cookies, chocolate, and other lovely edible things to the Injustice League, so I guess I can accept those coupons in exchange for food.
Well I do like roast, and I am quite familiar with how to make taco meat from the leftovers, so I suppose I'm cool with that. Just don't use pork. I am not a big fan of pork. Pork tacos are fine, but not pork roasts. Or chops for that matter.
EeveeElectro: Sorry lads, there will be no bikinis or mud wrestling involved...
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TimeLord: I don't know what's going on here but I like it
Oh, I bet you do. Brovenger-loving monster that you are. You've betrayed all that it means to be a Red Guard, even going so far as to separate yourself as a "Time Guard". There will be a reckoning, and you have placed yourself on the wrong side. Time can't save you now.
My dearest Greyfox, you misguided dear, 'tis not Timelord, but YOU that has everything to fear. Have you already forgotten, so soon, that the mastery of time is the Brovengers' boon?
Wonderful! We cannot lose!