Brovengers, brossemble!

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EeveeElectro:
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*Attempts to crack knuckles threateningly, only succeeds with one*
Your doom is at hand, for I a- wait...
Shinra Electric Power Company?
How can you betray the Injustice League? Your betrayal makes you more of a monster, which means you should fit right in on our side!
Join us. We have cookies.

Revnak:
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Well, how about roast chicken? Will that suffice?
I am going to be expanding upon my cooking experience next wek, so hopefully I can keep the Injustice League well fed.

Bro five, standing by.

lacktheknack:
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Your rhymes are weak when
Next to my godly haiku
Time is my bitch now.

I am proud to call myself a Brovenger! I will not let that be taken away!
BROSSEMBLE!

Greyfox105:
Honey, I shrunk the quote!

*cringes at the knuckle cracking* D: Oh man I hate that noise >.<

Shinra is, um... a side thing of sorts! I need the money, you know! You'd work for them too if you had a sexy blonde boss like Rufus XD

I'll never leave! D: Not even for cookies!
Maybe those chocolate and orange Maryland ones, they're really nice! Or the white chocolate and raspberry Sainsbury's ones, nommmmm.

Also, Schwartz chargrill chicken spice is le yumm on a roast chicken

Greyfox105:

Revnak:
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Well, how about roast chicken? Will that suffice?
I am going to be expanding upon my cooking experience next wek, so hopefully I can keep the Injustice League well fed.

Chicken will do. It will also be easier to use as leftovers as it isn't marinated like a beef roast, though I have absolutely no experience to back this up, just wild assumptions.

Brovengers?

I fucking call the giant suit of powered space flying shooty death armour!

Greyfox105:

lacktheknack:
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Your rhymes are weak when
Next to my godly haiku
Time is my bitch now.

You wish you bitch'd time.
Haiku is all well and good
but does all yours rhyme?

EDIT: Well, I derped.
My power has been usurped.
RECOVERY HAIKU! >:D

I shall throw in my aviators, faux hawk, fist pumping, and ass kicking, for I have brossembled, and I do not stand for injustice.

I shall join this worthy cause!
You have I, the pilot of the BROVANGELION!!


Rest assured this Injustice League shall not go unpunished!

Greyfox105:

TheNaut131:
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Care to share where you got that space station there?
I have a weakness for awesome-looking sci-fi.

Sure, fellow bro.

http://jett0.deviantart.com/gallery/

EeveeElectro:
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Well, it just so happens that I made a decent bit of money from selling old games recently, and don't live too far from Sainsbury's.
I'm sure we can come to some arrangement that ends with you on the side of the Injustice League, and heavily weighed down with various types of adored cookies.
Plus, I had a crush on Rufus Shinra, he's too good looking :(
But he's also on our side, all the more reason to join us.

Revnak:
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Then a chicken I shall roast for the glorious forces of the Injustice League.
And a whole mountain of roast potatoes, surrounded by seas of rich gravy with islands of vegetable!

lacktheknack:
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Rhymes do not matter
Only faith has a place here
We will surely win.

This is why i fucking love the internet
Count me in, i'll brossemble

I will join you with every drop of brood (blood, geddit?) in my brody!

Epic spoiler of epicosity!

Why does the platypus have a boner under his tie?

I've read through all 7 pages and I still have no idea whats going on. Its like I've stumbled into a section for Ice users.

Care to enlighten me anyone?

wooty:
I've read through all 7 pages and I still have no idea whats going on. Its like I've stumbled into a section for Ice users.

Care to enlighten me anyone?

It seems someone has declared war on Daystar Clarion and his cult following.
So, for fun, he is readying his mindless masses, rallying them around himself in an attempt to survive.
And the enemy of his cult, the Injustice League, is using this thread to recruit/convert members.
Like me.
You should join the Injustice League as well.
You are a Britannian, after all.

Greyfox105:

TimeLord:
I don't know what's going on here but I like it

Oh, I bet you do.
Brovenger-loving monster that you are.
You've betrayed all that it means to be a Red Guard, even going so far as to separate yourself as a "Time Guard".
There will be a reckoning, and you have placed yourself on the wrong side. Time can't save you now.

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Can I join? Im highly qualified. I can count to eleventy.

Lil_Rimmy:
Epic spoiler of epicosity!

No no no no no. The way to win the war is far, far more clever. Also far more inane.
You're going to have to change the lightbulb in the giraffe, but it will be SPECTACULAR.
I'm still going to require a guitar solo though.

But yeah, mostly words.

TimeLord:
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Says the guy with a dozen different types of death aimed a him.
Would that be famous, or foolish last words?

Greyfox105:

TimeLord:
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Says the guy with a dozen different types of death aimed a him.
Would that be famous, or foolish last words?

I wouldn't know, I'd just regenerate and speak more words!

I really have no idea what's going on here.

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We need more bros you say? Then bros I shall deliver!
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With the power of chocolate with air bubbles in it, we shall be victorious!

Greyfox105:

TimeLord:
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Says the guy with a dozen different types of death aimed a him.
Would that be famous, or foolish last words?

Greyfox, have we forgotten who we never, ever, ever put in a trap?

Starts with a D, likes bananas, bow-ties, and blue....

I stand, a brolo agent, ready to fight for whichever side offers me more rewards. Choose wisely, for I command the words of men through my mighty literary degree and my job as a marketing-type person.

The pen, my friends, shall always be mightier than the sword.

TimeLord:
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You can only regenerate so many times before you turn into a pumpkin.
Plus, if you get killedwhile regenerating, that has the same effect, ut you get made into less pies.

Carbonyl:
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D, bananas, bowties and blue...
Is it...
A rather famished and well dressed Dreadnought of the Ultramarines chapter?

Greyfox105:

TimeLord:
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You can only regenerate so many times before you turn into a pumpkin.
Plus, if you get killedwhile regenerating, that has the same effect, ut you get made into less pies.

Carbonyl:
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D, bananas, bowties and blue...
Is it...
A rather famished and well dressed Dreadnought of the Ultramarines chapter?

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His lascannons are hungry for your tanks!

Greyfox105:

wooty:
I've read through all 7 pages and I still have no idea whats going on. Its like I've stumbled into a section for Ice users.

Care to enlighten me anyone?

It seems someone has declared war on Daystar Clarion and his cult following.
So, for fun, he is readying his mindless masses, rallying them around himself in an attempt to survive.
And the enemy of his cult, the Injustice League, is using this thread to recruit/convert members.
Like me.
You should join the Injustice League as well.
You are a Britannian, after all.

As tempting as that is I must stick with my boy Daystar. He showed me the light of Okami and for that I shall be eternally entertained.

TimeLord:
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Needs more twin-linked Lascannons.
Make it so.

wooty:
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You are a traitor to the Britannian name :(
And now I want to rewatch Code Geass yet again...

Greyfox105:

TimeLord:
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Needs more twin-linked Lascannons.
Make it so.

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Better?

I have no idea what the fuck is going on. All I know is that I'm gonna join the other side. Your fame has gotten to your fucking head Daystar and now you think you can derail threads because "I'm popular lol".

Just pisses me off, knowing that you can break the rules if you're popular.

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Surely you must know of the hatred Galactus has for all Bros?

You have no chance, Brovengers.

Greyfox105:

You are a traitor to the Britannian name :(
And now I want to rewatch Code Geass yet again...

I am a knight for justice, not injustice. Those without power, join us! Those with power, fear us!

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