The Injustice League

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Fellow League members, we have made our presence known to our newly made enemy, the Brovengers!

Now, we gather arms and members to fight for glory, honor and other vague goals!

To help the war effort, we need YOU, the viewer, to help in various ways.

Make slogans, merchandise, combat tips, all help is appreciated.

BUT, doing so allies you with the Injustice League; think hard and do the right thing.

Discussion Topic: How to best defeat the Brovengers and promote the League!

I don't like leagues.

To this end I am forming a coalition to take down all groups and leagues with the final objective of taking ourselves down.

The day that Daystar's blood fills the rivers is the day peace returns to the escapist.

Matthew94:
I don't like leagues.

To this end I am forming a coalition to take down all groups and leagues with the final objective of taking ourselves down.

The day that Daystar's blood fills the rivers is the day peace returns to the escapist.

I'm afraid you and your group of super villains will have to wait, Injustice League has dibs.

Matthew94:
I don't like leagues.

To this end I am forming a coalition to take down all groups and leagues with the final objective of taking ourselves down.

The day that Daystar's blood fills the rivers is the day peace returns to the escapist.

Maybe an alliance could work?

A Coalition AND a League could force the Brovengers to fight a two-front battle.

PsychicTaco115:

Matthew94:
I don't like leagues.

To this end I am forming a coalition to take down all groups and leagues with the final objective of taking ourselves down.

The day that Daystar's blood fills the rivers is the day peace returns to the escapist.

Maybe an alliance could work?

A Coalition AND a League could force the Brovengers to fight a two-front battle.

I want the eastern front.

Because then I get to pretend I am Stalin.

Matthew94:

PsychicTaco115:

Matthew94:
I don't like leagues.

To this end I am forming a coalition to take down all groups and leagues with the final objective of taking ourselves down.

The day that Daystar's blood fills the rivers is the day peace returns to the escapist.

Maybe an alliance could work?

A Coalition AND a League could force the Brovengers to fight a two-front battle.

I want the eastern front.

Because then I get to pretend I am Stalin.

Sure, whatever makes you happy.... Comrade

Now, what's your galactic readines- I mean, combat status?

We have a secret advantage

PsychicTaco115:

Sure, whatever makes you happy.... Comrade

Now, what's your galactic readines- I mean, combat status?

We have a secret advantage

I'm Russia in the late 30's. Dead in the water.

If we went... "by the book" then months would seem like years. On that note it may take as long as 1-2 years to get a task force mobilised.

Matthew94:

PsychicTaco115:

Sure, whatever makes you happy.... Comrade

Now, what's your galactic readines- I mean, combat status?

We have a secret advantage

I'm Russia in the late 30's. Dead in the water.

If we went... "by the book" then months would seem like years. On that note it may take as long as 1-2 years to get a task force mobilised.

We'll send some consultants down to help speed things up

@Lucem712: Lucem! Tell TheDarkEricDraven he's going to Russia!

Oh man, the Injustice League, I totally love you guys and I'm totally not Daystar Clarion.

What are your top secret plans to defeat me Daystar?

Daystar Clarion:
Oh man, the Injustice League, I totally love you guys and I'm totally not Daystar Clarion.

What are your top secret plans to defeat me Daystar?

Oh, you know...

Stuff.

Maybe a cinderblock or two to the face; I'm not sure. There's too many options!

Daystar Clarion:
Oh man, the Injustice League, I totally love you guys and I'm totally not Daystar Clarion.

What are your top secret plans to defeat me Daystar?

You are like any other forum celeb.

You will either get banned, fall into obscurity or get trapped in the depths of the forums (forum games, forum groups etc).

I'm hoping for #1 but #2 is likely.

Come at me.

PsychicTaco115:

Daystar Clarion:
Oh man, the Injustice League, I totally love you guys and I'm totally not Daystar Clarion.

What are your top secret plans to defeat me Daystar?

Oh, you know...

Stuff.

Maybe a cinderblock or two to the face; I'm not sure. There's too many options!

Stuff you say?

Wow, I sure hope that devilishly handsome Daystar doesn't get wind of this... stuff.

Any weaknesses in your plan, just so we know what to focus on fix?

Daystar Clarion:

PsychicTaco115:

Daystar Clarion:
Oh man, the Injustice League, I totally love you guys and I'm totally not Daystar Clarion.

What are your top secret plans to defeat me Daystar?

Oh, you know...

Stuff.

Maybe a cinderblock or two to the face; I'm not sure. There's too many options!

Stuff you say?

Wow, I sure hope that devilishly handsome Daystar doesn't get wind of this... stuff.

Any weaknesses in your plan, just so we know what to focus on fix?

Well, gravity sure isn't being a team player

I just want things to go swimmingly, is that too much to ask?

Is this pointless as well? Because I think I might want in too if that's the case.

Daystar Clarion:

Stuff you say?

Wow, I sure hope that devilishly handsome Daystar doesn't get wind of this... stuff.

Any weaknesses in your plan, just so we know what to focus on fix?

We think there is a mole in the thread but are having trouble tracking him down.

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Can you help us with that, young man?

PsychicTaco115:

Daystar Clarion:

PsychicTaco115:

Oh, you know...

Stuff.

Maybe a cinderblock or two to the face; I'm not sure. There's too many options!

Stuff you say?

Wow, I sure hope that devilishly handsome Daystar doesn't get wind of this... stuff.

Any weaknesses in your plan, just so we know what to focus on fix?

Well, gravity sure isn't being a team player

I just want things to go swimmingly, is that too much to ask?

Oh man, gravity is a douche. We should totally kill that guy.

Matthew94:

Daystar Clarion:
Oh man, the Injustice League, I totally love you guys and I'm totally not Daystar Clarion.

What are your top secret plans to defeat me Daystar?

You are like any other forum celeb.

You will either get banned, fall into obscurity or get trapped in the depths of the forums (forum games, forum groups etc).

I'm hoping for #1 but #2 is likely.

Come at me.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I am not this 'Daystar' you speak of, as handsome and awesome as he surely is.

Hal10k:
Is this pointless as well? Because I think I might want in too if that's the case.

Pointless?

There's a war going on the Escapist... fought with WORDS!

Get your helmet!

Daystar Clarion:

PsychicTaco115:

Daystar Clarion:

Oh, you know...

Stuff.

Maybe a cinderblock or two to the face; I'm not sure. There's too many options!

Stuff you say?

Wow, I sure hope that devilishly handsome Daystar doesn't get wind of this... stuff.

Any weaknesses in your plan, just so we know what to focus on fix?

Well, gravity sure isn't being a team player

I just want things to go swimmingly, is that too much to ask?

Oh man, gravity is a douche. We should totally kill that guy.

I would if I could, but he's everywhere; not worth the ammo

I concur, what are these plans of yours so I may teach that smug, handsome bastard Hazy some manners? He really gets on my nerves with his quick wit and excellent physique!

Hazy992:
I concur, what are these plans of yours so I may teach that smug, handsome bastard Hazy some manners? He really gets on my nerves with his quick wit and excellent physique!

Yes, I hear he is a generous lover and has never left a women unsatisfied.

How do we defeat a team with such awesome and huge penises?

Daystar Clarion:

Hazy992:
I concur, what are these plans of yours so I may teach that smug, handsome bastard Hazy some manners? He really gets on my nerves with his quick wit and excellent physique!

Yes, I hear he is a generous lover and has never left a women unsatisfied.

How do we defeat a team with such awesome and huge penises?

I think a lawnmower would work.

Maybe some sort of contraption that fires metal at super high speeds; that could work too

Daystar Clarion:

Hazy992:
I concur, what are these plans of yours so I may teach that smug, handsome bastard Hazy some manners? He really gets on my nerves with his quick wit and excellent physique!

Yes, I hear he is a generous lover and has never left a women unsatisfied.

How do we defeat a team with such awesome and huge penises?

I'm not sure it's even possible to defeat such a remarkable, near god-like team, but I'm sure The Injustice League has some top secret plans that they'd like to indulge which will help us in this fight?

Daystar Clarion:

Hazy992:
I concur, what are these plans of yours so I may teach that smug, handsome bastard Hazy some manners? He really gets on my nerves with his quick wit and excellent physique!

Yes, I hear he is a generous lover and has never left a women unsatisfied.

How do we defeat a team with such awesome and huge penises?

Female espionage, my dear recruit. We shall send hordes of scantily clad she-folk to their HQ and then, the war is won.

PsychicTaco115:

Daystar Clarion:

Hazy992:
I concur, what are these plans of yours so I may teach that smug, handsome bastard Hazy some manners? He really gets on my nerves with his quick wit and excellent physique!

Yes, I hear he is a generous lover and has never left a women unsatisfied.

How do we defeat a team with such awesome and huge penises?

I think a lawnmower would work.

Maybe some sort of contraption that fires metal at super high speeds; that could work too

I saw something like that once, I think they called them...

Toothbrushes

Yes, equip our army with toothbrushes and we're sure to win.

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This is their leader.

He is English so we can distract him with tea and crumpets.

"I never forget a face"

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Matthew94:
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This is their leader.

He is English so we can distract him with tea and crumpets.

"I never forget a face"

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That watch...

It's his source of power!

We need more research to decipher the markings on it!

PsychicTaco115:

That watch...

It's his source of power!

We need more research to decipher the markings on it!

I think one clock is for "Time to "successful derail". Another is probably for "Time until Godwin's Law is proven".

I'm all out.

Lucem712:

Daystar Clarion:

Hazy992:
I concur, what are these plans of yours so I may teach that smug, handsome bastard Hazy some manners? He really gets on my nerves with his quick wit and excellent physique!

Yes, I hear he is a generous lover and has never left a women unsatisfied.

How do we defeat a team with such awesome and huge penises?

Female espionage, my dear recruit. We shall send hordes of scantily clad she-folk to their HQ and then, the war is won.

Let's just hope they don't have any she-Bros.

Afterall, ruler 22 of the Bro code states: There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a bro.

Matthew94:
sexy snip

That man! He is so very attractive!

How do we defeat such an attractive and amazing man?

It's not possible!

PsychicTaco115:

That watch...

It's his source of power!

We need more research to decipher the markings on it!

Oh man, I sure hope that we don't waste a huge amount of time deciphering his time piece, only to find he bought a new one months ago!

Matthew94:

PsychicTaco115:

That watch...

It's his source of power!

We need more research to decipher the markings on it!

I think one clock is for "Time to "successful derail". Another is probably for "Time until Godwin's Law is proven".

I'm all out.

It'll have to do. We have what we need

I recommend surrendering to the Brovengers! Seriously it's the last thing they'll expect, it's perfect! While we're at it we should totally give them all our money as well, just to really throw 'em a curve ball.

NinjaDeathSlap:
I recommend surrendering to the Brovengers! Seriously it's the last thing they'll expect, it's perfect! While we're at it we should totally give them all our money as well, just to really throw 'em a curve ball.

This plan might just be crazy enough to work...

Everyone, I have a plan of attack

I'm calling it Operation: Triple E

Daystar Clarion:

This plan might just be crazy enough to work...

I...

I think it's time you left. Take you things and be gone by the morning. I'm sorry it had to come to this.

PS Okami is shit.

PsychicTaco115:
Everyone, I have a plan of attack

I'm calling it Operation: Triple E

Does this plan involve surrendering, as well as giving up all funds/women in our possession, because if it doesn't then I think I may have spotted a critical flaw. Phew! Thank goodness we nipped that one in the bud right?

How dare you go against Daystar! he is so lovably random

Operation Escapist Expo Eradication

We strike then.

Gods speed, everyone

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