I'm Commander Shepard, and I'm giving you a one time deal.
Remember this old fad on the website? Well I'm joining it late.
So ask me a question and I'll try to answer it if it's not a pointless waste of my time.
So if you're wondering if I can take a Reaper out barehanded (the Reaper can certainly try to beat me.) or some sort of question about my crew, go ahead and ask.
Again, as long as it's not a pointless waste of my time.
How tempted where you to take Jack up on her idea of taking the SR2 and going pirate? As the old saying goes, 'She could out run anything she couldn't out gun, and out gun anything she couldn't out run'
Athol: How tempted where you to take Jack up on her idea of taking the SR2 and going pirate? As the old saying goes, 'She could out run anything she couldn't out gun, and out gun anything she couldn't out run'
that would be kind of a stupid Idea...you know...reapers
and even if shepard did say "fuck it!" and run away the reapers would find him/her
do they have nipples?.....hey c'mon I bet im not the only one curious
and do you have a red headed twin sister? by any chance
Heh. "Assari"
Anyway, yeah, they do, actually. Which is kind of weird. I mean, what do they even need them for? They have mindsex.
And I have no idea what you're talking about on that second subject.
Really.
No idea at all.
I promise.
usmarine4160: What's your favorite store on the Citadel?
The ones that give me a discount.
Athol: How tempted where you to take Jack up on her idea of taking the SR2 and going pirate? As the old saying goes, 'She could out run anything she couldn't out gun, and out gun anything she couldn't out run'
It'd be a fun idea, but after the whole Reaper thing, there wouldn't really be a point, seeing how people who save the galaxy tend to get treated fairly.
Do you wish to join a coalition dedicated to the destruction of all escapist groups then it's self-destruction after objective #1 is complete? This is not the injustice league, I am part of a group that has temporarily allied itself with them.
Do you wish to join a coalition dedicated to the destruction of all escapist groups then it's self-destruction after objective #1 is complete? This is not the injustice league, I am part of a group that has temporarily allied itself with them.
Renegade Shepard: I'm Commander Shepard, and I'm giving you a one time deal.
Remember this old fad on the website? Well I'm joining it late.
So ask me a question and I'll try to answer it if it's not a pointless waste of my time.
So if you're wondering if I can take a Reaper out barehanded (the Reaper can certainly try to beat me.) or some sort of question about my crew, go ahead and ask.
Again, as long as it's not a pointless waste of my time.
What actually happened at the end of your grand adventure? The great retelling seemed a little spotty on the finer details. For starters, it seems reports of your death have been greatly exaggerated.
GiantRaven: What actually happened at the end of your grand adventure? The great retelling seemed a little spotty on the finer details. For starters, it seems reports of your death have been greatly exaggerated.
No, trust me, I'm dead.
Really, no matter what, I'd die. There might be a chance I could have survived me destroying all synthetic life, but even I will have to bleed out after taking a reaper beam to the face without medical attention.
Just put it down in the record books I lasted longer then anyone else.
I just told EDI to run a search for what you're talking about and she can confirm that you should stop talking.
Really shepard? I don't don't disapear so easyly brother
GiantRaven: What actually happened at the end of your grand adventure? The great retelling seemed a little spotty on the finer details. For starters, it seems reports of your death have been greatly exaggerated.
I'll tell you what actually happned....I was the one originally stationed on the normany, the collector attack didn't actually kill me
it was a conspiracy by Cerberus to replace me with my more "morraly questionalbe" twin brother, it was a cover up...they "rebuilt" me and no one asked any questions when I turned out male because hey "things come back wrong" from time to time
meanwhile I was frozen in some pod on some as-end planet when the normady crashed
I just told EDI to run a search for what you're talking about and she can confirm that you should stop talking.
Really shepard? I don't don't disapear so easyly brother
GiantRaven: What actually happened at the end of your grand adventure? The great retelling seemed a little spotty on the finer details. For starters, it seems reports of your death have been greatly exaggerated.
I'll tell you what actually happned....I was the one originally stationed on the normany, the collector attack didn't actually kill me
it was a conspiracy by Cerberus to replace me with my more "morraly questionalbe" twin brother, it was a cover up...they "rebuilt" me and no one asked any questions when I turned out male because hey "things come back wrong" from time to time
meanwhile I was frozen in some pod on some as-end planet when the normady crashed
I just told EDI to run a search for what you're talking about and she can confirm that you should stop talking.
Really shepard? I don't don't disapear so easyly brother
GiantRaven: What actually happened at the end of your grand adventure? The great retelling seemed a little spotty on the finer details. For starters, it seems reports of your death have been greatly exaggerated.
I'll tell you what actually happned....I was the one originally stationed on the normany, the collector attack didn't actually kill me
it was a conspiracy by Cerberus to replace me with my more "morraly questionalbe" twin brother, it was a cover up...they "rebuilt" me and no one asked any questions when I turned out male because hey "things come back wrong" from time to time
meanwhile I was frozen in some pod on some as-end planet when the normady crashed
Really shepard? I don't don't disapear so easyly brother
I'll tell you what actually happned....I was the one originally stationed on the normany, the collector attack didn't actually kill me
it was a conspiracy by Cerberus to replace me with my more "morraly questionalbe" twin brother, it was a cover up...they "rebuilt" me and no one asked any questions when I turned out male because hey "things come back wrong" from time to time
meanwhile I was frozen in some pod on some as-end planet when the normady crashed
its LIES! all lies I tell you
Oh shit.
'Chu gonna do now, ManShep?
Ask the Tali! Ask Garrus! Ask Joker! I never changed!
I've always been the puncher reporting Shepard I am today!
Mortai Gravesend: I think this thread has become about Shepard's undeniable narcissism. Paragon Shepard and Renegade Shepard are clearly in love.
I think we're related actually.
I just wanted to save the galaxy and have a beer with Garrus, damn it.
actually technically I am you from another universe but there was a rift in the space-time continum so mom an dad just pretended we were brother and sister
Mortai Gravesend: I think this thread has become about Shepard's undeniable narcissism. Paragon Shepard and Renegade Shepard are clearly in love.
I think we're related actually.
I just wanted to save the galaxy and have a beer with Garrus, damn it.
actually technically I am you from another universe but there was a rift in the space-time continum so mom an dad just pretended we were brother and sister
and keep your dirty hands off Garrus! he's mine!
This is why I joined the military.
To ignore this family crap.
And Garrus is too much like me to fall for a girl like you.
I'm Commander Shepard, and I'm giving you a one time deal.
Remember this old fad on the website? Well I'm joining it late.
So ask me a question and I'll try to answer it if it's not a pointless waste of my time.
So if you're wondering if I can take a Reaper out barehanded (the Reaper can certainly try to beat me.) or some sort of question about my crew, go ahead and ask.
Again, as long as it's not a pointless waste of my time.