Ask Commander Shepard!

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How could you sleep with that Collector Shepard? What possessed you?

Also Red or Blue?

What is the meaning of life!?

Who would win in a fight between Renegade Shepard and Paragon Shepard? (or as I like to call them, RenShep and ParaShep)

what the hell man killing all the Quarians!
joking aside well done never liked those suit rats.
Shame about legion though do you miss him much?

Reet72:
Dear shepard
Why in the goddamn hell did you agree to work with cerberus? They're a pro-human terrorist organisation who have a greater human body count than any other group of things out there (present company excepted of course), they're hoplessly incompetent and TIM is an evil asshole.
Seriously, WTF?

As a representative of Cerberus, I can safely say that those claims are false.

All of them.

Dark Harbinger:
Shepard, you have become an annoyance.

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Dirzzit:
Who can drink more out of the two of you?

Also uh, got any pics of garrus? If you know what I mean......

I drank Rynchol with Wrex one time. Two glasses. Vomited blood, but it was a fun experience.

And yeah no, I don't take pictures of my squad like some sort of weird girl who writes shipfictions about then like my sister.

Nile McMorrow:
How could you sleep with that Collector Shepard? What possessed you?

Also Red or Blue?

I wouldn't touch those bugs with a 10 foot pole, let alone my pole.

Heh heh.

That was awful.

Also, Red. Sarge is one hell of a character.

Korten12:
What is the meaning of life!?

EDI calculated it is 1764 divided by 2 minus 480.

Do the math yourself, I got important stuff to do.

BrotherSurplice:
Who would win in a fight between Renegade Shepard and Paragon Shepard? (or as I like to call them, RenShep and ParaShep)

Well seeing how she likes hiding on the Normandy with her tail between her legs, me.

Because I'm king of the bottle shooters.

Supertegwyn:

Reet72:
Dear shepard
Why in the goddamn hell did you agree to work with cerberus? They're a pro-human terrorist organisation who have a greater human body count than any other group of things out there (present company excepted of course), they're hoplessly incompetent and TIM is an evil asshole.
Seriously, WTF?

As a representative of Cerberus, I can safely say that those claims are false.

All of them.

They're only half lies, it's Cerberus's thing to do that.

Paragon Shepard: Do you like pancakes? Because we should do brunch, and I know of a place that serves excellent pancakes.

Renegade Shepard: Do you like blowing things ups? Because we should do brunch, and I know of a place that blows up in an excellent fashion.

What would you do if attacked in a flat open space where there were no chest high walls?

Sixcess:
What would you do if attacked in a flat open space where there were no chest high walls?

Impossible.

OctoH:
Renegade Shepard: Do you like blowing things ups? Because we should do brunch, and I know of a place that blows up in an excellent fashion.

Will Batarians be inside the building?

Seriously, screw those guys.

Why did you never call back? :(

Renegade Shepard... Red, Blue, Green... OR PURPLE!?

Shavon513:
Do you feel cheated by the sh!tty ending Bioware gave you?

Its not over yet....

Sixcess:
What would you do if attacked in a flat open space where there were no chest high walls?

hahaha...oh YOU

the Ideas you guys come up with somtimes, thats never happned

that never WILL happen, the very concept is impossible

OctoH:
Paragon Shepard: Do you like pancakes? Because we should do brunch, and I know of a place that serves excellent pancakes.

.

I like panckaes, with bananas

BrotherSurplice:
Who would win in a fight between Renegade Shepard and Paragon Shepard? (or as I like to call them, RenShep and ParaShep)

Me..obviously,everything I do works out in the end

Renshep is a fuck-up..all round

Nile McMorrow:
How could you sleep with that Collector Shepard? What possessed you?

Also Red or Blue?

he did WHAT?.....and I thourght the Varren thing was bad enough

Yellow

Irridium:
Out of the both of you, who's the worst dancer?

we dance as well as each other

but its not liek were going to dance the reapers to death are we?

Paragon Shepard:

Irridium:
Out of the both of you, who's the worst dancer?

we dance as well as each other

but its not liek were going to dance the reapers to death are we?

I don't know... I nearly died when I saw both of you dance. Can't imagine how the Reapers would take it.

I notice vault101 stopped posting since paragon shep showed up...

How do you like your cofee Shepards?

What are your first names?

Fieldy409:

How do you like your cofee Shepards?

What are your first names?

I don't drink coffee, I prefer enerjy drinks, my favorite is a Turian brand called "spirit fire"

My name is Jennifer

Paragon Shepard:

Fieldy409:

How do you like your cofee Shepards?

What are your first names?

I don't drink coffee, I prefer enerjy drinks, my favorite is a Turian brand called "spirit fire"

My name is Jennifer

Turian brand?! But isn't that poisonous to humans? I mean, they're dextro-amino acid based...

Dirzzit:
Who can drink more out of the two of you?

Also uh, got any pics of garrus? If you know what I mean......

Renegade shepard

because obviously being drunk while saving the galaxy is a good thing

370999:
Why does no one ever address you by your first name?

they all forgot it

Do you liek mudkips?

I dont know what that is

Is Miranda a tool for the Reapers. I mean her ass is just there and I can't stop looking or thinking about it. I see it in my dreams. Am I being indoctrinated?

Where do the crew members such as Tali and Garrus sleep?

Mirana is jsut an ex cerberus operative, nothing more

you are not indoctrinated, Mirandas ass is merely an anomly

Garrus does not sleep

Mortai Gravesend:

Turian brand?! But isn't that poisonous to humans? I mean, they're dextro-amino acid based...

I'm Comander Shepard, I grow resistance to thease things...

Irridium:

I don't know... I nearly died when I saw both of you dance. Can't imagine how the Reapers would take it.

...reapers have no concept of dance

it is their weakness

Fieldy409:
I notice vault101 stopped posting since paragon shep showed up...

How do you like your cofee Shepards?

What are your first names?

I mix in match. I'm all for diversity after all.

And I'm Bullwinkle. She's Rocky.

Korten12:
Renegade Shepard... Red, Blue, Green... OR PURPLE!?

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Irridium:

Paragon Shepard:

Irridium:
Out of the both of you, who's the worst dancer?

we dance as well as each other

but its not liek were going to dance the reapers to death are we?

I don't know... I nearly died when I saw both of you dance. Can't imagine how the Reapers would take it.

By blasting us into space dust.

Shavon513:
Do you feel cheated by the sh!tty ending Bioware gave you?

HAHA! Clever.(SARCASM!)
OT:Paragon Shepard, any good recipes for woman stuff, or something. Stay in the kitchen... Woman.
Vacuum?
This isn't working.

Paragon Shepard:

Garrus does not sleep

No, he just calibrates the guns. All day. Every day.
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Paragon Shepard:

Mortai Gravesend:

Turian brand?! But isn't that poisonous to humans? I mean, they're dextro-amino acid based...

I'm Comander Shepard, I grow resistance to thease things...

Well... that's impressive. Next you should try a Krogan eating competition or something.

TheScientificIssole:

Shavon513:
Do you feel cheated by the sh!tty ending Bioware gave you?

HAHA! Clever.(SARCASM!)
OT:Paragon Shepard, any good recipes for woman stuff, or something. Stay in the kitchen... Woman.
Vacuum?
This isn't working.

....what year are you living in? 2012? did you just some out of stasis?

I've head butted Krogan, you don't talk down to me

Mortai Gravesend:

Paragon Shepard:

Garrus does not sleep

No, he just calibrates the guns. All day. Every day.
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Paragon Shepard:

Mortai Gravesend:

Turian brand?! But isn't that poisonous to humans? I mean, they're dextro-amino acid based...

I'm Comander Shepard, I grow resistance to thease things...

Well... that's impressive. Next you should try a Krogan eating competition or something.

Raises hand

Been there, done that.

Just replace eating with drinking.

Renegade Shepard:

Mortai Gravesend:

Paragon Shepard:

Garrus does not sleep

No, he just calibrates the guns. All day. Every day.
image

Paragon Shepard:

I'm Comander Shepard, I grow resistance to thease things...

Well... that's impressive. Next you should try a Krogan eating competition or something.

Raises hand

Been there, done that.

Just replace eating with drinking.

Two glasses does not constitute a drinking competition! Besides, she says she grows resistance, but you said you vomited blood.

In fact, you two should have an eating competition with food from across the galaxy. Followed by a drinking competition.

Paragon Shepard:

TheScientificIssole:

Shavon513:
Do you feel cheated by the sh!tty ending Bioware gave you?

HAHA! Clever.(SARCASM!)
OT:Paragon Shepard, any good recipes for woman stuff, or something. Stay in the kitchen... Woman.
Vacuum?
This isn't working.

....what year are you living in? 2012? did you just some out of stasis?

I've head butted Krogan, you don't talk down to me

Well, you're a... Lack of Testicles.
Wait, in ME1, the paragon option in an Ashley conversation was accepting a deity, does that make you religious?

Mortai Gravesend:

Renegade Shepard:

Mortai Gravesend:

No, he just calibrates the guns. All day. Every day.
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Well... that's impressive. Next you should try a Krogan eating competition or something.

Raises hand

Been there, done that.

Just replace eating with drinking.

Two glasses does not constitute a drinking competition! Besides, she says she grows resistance, but you said you vomited blood.

In fact, you two should have an eating competition with food from across the galaxy. Followed by a drinking competition.

Well you drink sheet metal and tell me how your immunity to it is holding up.

Wrex had four, I had two! It should count!

Paragon shepard...how do you feel about the controversy surrounding your changing of "aperarance"?...words like "beuty contest" and such have been thrown around

I have another question.

With your alien paramour do you intend to raise a family? And if so, how? Will you adopt? Will you have 2 human kids and 2 turians/quarians?

Does punching reporters in the face make you horny? Or is it just me?

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