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Paragon Shepard:

Mortai Gravesend:
But Wrex is a very handsome Krogan! I'm sure the ladies are all over him.

And Garrus... he's like a Turian god!

And Tali is all mysterious.

It is weird to be so interesting in human males. They're so ugly compared to the divine beauty of the others on your ship. Like Wrex.

ಠ_ಠ

your one of those people sending me all those poorly written erotic stories arnt you?

somtimes I honestly wonder why I bother with you people

What.. I...? Me!? Of... of course not! But you should definitely give Wrex a chance! Just like in that glorious fan fic I didn't write >__>

Paragon Shepard:

I'm just as sane as you...Shepard

Wait, even you call him Shepard?! No first name terms with your own brother!?

Paragon Shepard:

Mortai Gravesend:
But Wrex is a very handsome Krogan! I'm sure the ladies are all over him.

And Garrus... he's like a Turian god!

And Tali is all mysterious.

It is weird to be so interesting in human males. They're so ugly compared to the divine beauty of the others on your ship. Like Wrex.

ಠ_ಠ

your one of those people sending me all those poorly written erotic stories arnt you?

somtimes I honestly wonder why I bother with you people

Yeah, leave her alone, she already writes enough of those herself.

Edit: Goddamn it, I didn't mean to post here.

Renegade Shepard:

Paragon Shepard:

Mortai Gravesend:
But Wrex is a very handsome Krogan! I'm sure the ladies are all over him.

And Garrus... he's like a Turian god!

And Tali is all mysterious.

It is weird to be so interesting in human males. They're so ugly compared to the divine beauty of the others on your ship. Like Wrex.

ಠ_ಠ

your one of those people sending me all those poorly written erotic stories arnt you?

somtimes I honestly wonder why I bother with you people

Yeah, leave her alone, she already writes enough of those herself.

Well she might need help.

From someone who actually does write those things of course. Not me.

Renegade Shepard:
Edit: Goddamn it, I didn't mean to post here.

This thread owns you now. It has your soul.

Mortai Gravesend:

Wait, even you call him Shepard?! No first name terms with your own brother!?

Chester doesnt like it when I call him that...

Paragon Shepard:

Mortai Gravesend:

Wait, even you call him Shepard?! No first name terms with your own brother!?

Chester doesnt like it when I call him that...

My names John you bitch.

What's the toughest decision you've ever face Shepard?

The Jakeinator:
What's the toughest decision you've ever face Shepard?

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Renegade Shepard:
My names John you bitch.

Middle names don't count..Chester

The Jakeinator:
What's the toughest decision you've ever face Shepard?

thats a hard one

I was at the citadel the other day and this kid was selling slushies...I had to decide between a red slushy, a green, slushy..and a blue slushy....at least I THINK thats what was going on...I'm still a bit hazy about the details

oh and choosing Kaiden or Ashley to die on virmire

Paragon Shepard:
snip or something

I swear, you must be mentally ill in some way.

Renegade Shepard:

Paragon Shepard:
snip or something

I swear, you must be mentally ill in some way.

or mabye it was coke, mountain dew or gatorade?

I am not, the prothiean beacon didn't do any long term damage

Renegade Shepard! Kill Paragon Shepard! See who is the true Shepard! Winner gets cookies. :)

Paragon Shepard:

Renegade Shepard:

Paragon Shepard:
snip or something

I swear, you must be mentally ill in some way.

or mabye it was coke, mountain dew or gatorade?

I am not, the prothiean beacon didn't do any long term damage

Perhaps there are some heavy metals in that red sand you put in your shampoo....

Korten12:
Renegade Shepard! Kill Paragon Shepard! See who is the true Shepard! Winner gets cookies. :)

....we dont have time for this...

Fieldy409:

Perhaps there are some heavy metals in that red sand you put in your shampoo....

you ask Renshep...see if he knew what the hell was going

..*sigh* I feel tired..I need to wash my hair..

Renegade Shepard:
[quote="Paragon Shepard" post="18.375141.14572065"]snip or something.

YOU....WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY SPECIAL SHAMPOO!!!!??? I...I need it to fight the reapers...oh..god..I can't breath

Korten12:
Renegade Shepard! Kill Paragon Shepard! See who is the true Shepard! Winner gets cookies. :)

Hey.

Don't tempt me, dumb question man.

Fieldy409:

Paragon Shepard:

Renegade Shepard:

I swear, you must be mentally ill in some way.

or mabye it was coke, mountain dew or gatorade?

I am not, the prothiean beacon didn't do any long term damage

Perhaps there are some heavy metals in that red sand you put in your shampoo....

Or maybe she is just a red sand snortling addict.

These two questions are for both Shepards:

What do you two do to relax when you aren't on missions and do you guys ever dive into the dating pool?

Yes both questions are painful cliches I know but I figured I would ask anyways, thanks in advance! :D

Renegade Shepard:

Or maybe she is just a red sand snortling addict.

you would say that wouldn't you?

dalek sec:
These two questions are for both Shepards:

What do you two do to relax when you aren't on missions and do you guys ever dive into the dating pool?

Yes both questions are painful cliches I know but I figured I would ask anyways, thanks in advance! :D

I enjoy watching classic vids....you know, Teenage Mutant ninja turtles, Pulp fiction, Toy story 3....that kind of thing,

I also enjoy 20th century pop music..specifically fromt he 80's period

and washing my hair

..and again..the dating questions..

Paragon Shepard:

I enjoy watching classic vids....you know, Teenage Mutant ninja turtles, Pulp fiction, Toy story 3....that kind of thing,

I also enjoy 20th century pop music..specifically fromt he 80's period

and washing my hair

..and again..the dating questions..

I'll be honest, I kinda skipped a few pages so sorry about the dating question. Yes I'll admit you look lovely but I fear I might get a "Blamming" if I ask you out. D:

Still, nice taste in music and movies and tv shows.

dalek sec:

I'll be honest, I kinda skipped a few pages so sorry about the dating question. Yes I'll admit you look lovely but I fear I might get a "Blamming" if I ask you out. D:

Still, nice taste in music and movies and tv shows.

why yes..I AM a natural red head...thanks for the kind words.

I also forgot to mention my apreciation for queen

How many injuries have you had from firing a Claymore?

MeChaNiZ3D:
How many injuries have you had from firing a Claymore?

I did recive some blunt trauma from the kickback ( inproper use) I'm not really a fan of shotguns anyway, Heavy pistols and sniper rifles for me

Paragon Shepard:

dalek sec:

I'll be honest, I kinda skipped a few pages so sorry about the dating question. Yes I'll admit you look lovely but I fear I might get a "Blamming" if I ask you out. D:

Still, nice taste in music and movies and tv shows.

why yes..I AM a natural red head...thanks for the kind words.

I also forgot to mention my apreciation for queen

Ah very nice music, think you might like something like this:

Before I forget, welcome to the Escapist! Hopefully you'll have a great time here, meet some friends but for the love of god, stay the fuck out of the basement, I can not stress that enough.

Hey, Renegade Shepard--Anyone ever tell you that you fly off the handle at times?

Also, Hey, Paragon Shepard--How do you keep your hair looking so amazing while in the middle of a battle?

Shepard(s), a question. Having endured all these silly questions, do you still want to save humanity from us?

BehattedWanderer:

Also, Hey, Paragon Shepard--How do you keep your hair looking so amazing while in the middle of a battle?

as I said to somone before, adding redsand to even the cheapest shampoo does wonders

I am Harbinger:
Shepard(s), a question. Having endured all these silly questions, do you still want to save humanity from us?

yes

are you jealous that know one is lining up to ask YOU questions?

Paragon Shepard:

yes

are you jealous that know one is lining up to ask YOU questions?

No. Human minds would not understand the answers I would give. Although from what Sovereign told us before he died, you asked him many questions.

I am Harbinger:
Shepard(s), a question. Having endured all these silly questions, do you still want to save humanity from us?

Hey Harbinger, you think the Sheps would be mad if I opened a secret path at the back of the galaxy where no one is watching for more Reaper peeps to come through, since she's all jealous of your jealousy?

Shepard. The rides to and from places in space must eat up a lot of time.

What do you do to occupy yourself when there's nothing to do but wait? Aside from interrogating your squad members on every tiny detail of their lives.

BehattedWanderer:

I am Harbinger:
Shepard(s), a question. Having endured all these silly questions, do you still want to save humanity from us?

Hey Harbinger, you think the Sheps would be mad if I opened a secret path at the back of the galaxy where no one is watching for more Reaper peeps to come through, since she's all jealous of your jealousy?

Most likely. But they die anyway, so what does it matter?

I am Harbinger:

BehattedWanderer:

I am Harbinger:
Shepard(s), a question. Having endured all these silly questions, do you still want to save humanity from us?

Hey Harbinger, you think the Sheps would be mad if I opened a secret path at the back of the galaxy where no one is watching for more Reaper peeps to come through, since she's all jealous of your jealousy?

Most likely. But they die anyway, so what does it matter?

Funsies! That, and maybe if the two of them bicker long enough, a neutral Shepard will show up, to have no great impact on people's choices or opinions.

Fieldy409:
Shepard. The rides to and from places in space must eat up a lot of time.

What do you do to occupy yourself when there's nothing to do but wait? Aside from interrogating your squad members on every tiny detail of their lives.

well..as I said to dalek sec:

I enjoy late 20th century vids..(personal favorite being teenage mutant ninja turtles)

I also enjoy 20th century music, particually stuff from the 80's/90's era and Queen,I collect model ships and action figures, granted I cant exactally get this stuff while on the ship but I always pick somthing up wherever I go, such as a nice Assari "escort" statue from Thessia

and washing my hair

BehattedWanderer:

Funsies! That, and maybe if the two of them bicker long enough, a neutral Shepard will show up, to have no great impact on people's choices or opinions.

I'm right here....

Paragon Shepard:

BehattedWanderer:

Funsies! That, and maybe if the two of them bicker long enough, a neutral Shepard will show up, to have no great impact on people's choices or opinions.

I'm right here....

Oh! Uh...Have I told you how stunning you look?

BehattedWanderer:

Oh! Uh...Have I told you how stunning you look?

...........................................

....I've had enough of your preposterous deception

Is this the product of the continuum shift or something? What the fuck is going on in this thread? Why are there two Shepards?!

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