Granted, but they all suck.
I wish for a motherfucking penguin.
Granted, but it defiles everything in sight in your house!
I wish for the Walking Dead Episode Two: Starving for Help to come out
Granted, but all your other favorite shows get cancelled in the process.
I wish Meet the Pyro came out right now instead of in 16 hours.
Granted, but it turns out to be an ad for more hats
I wish for a car
granted. It repels women.
I want to attract more women
Granted... but they're all freaky!!
I wish for a nice cold glass of chocolate milk.
Granted, same glass from 2girls 1cup!
I wish I had a cuddly toy!
granted, it is infected with the plague!
I wish this thread was necro'd
Granted, it dies horribly...
I wish for a cheesecake...
It is a lie, sorry.
I wish everybody would love my new avatar.
Granted, they still prefer your old avatar, they also steal your avatar and use it themselves.
I wish for some new shoes.
Granted, they are from a homeless man, but they're new to you.
I wish I had a burrito.
Enjoy vegan beef and cyanide.
I wish to be indestructible.
Granted but your skin will be made completely of rock, and you'll lose your sense of feeling.
I wish for a living stuffed animal.
Granted, but it's a rabid polar bear and mauls you to death.
I wish for a new PC.
Granted, but it has Windows Vista as its OS and it can't be upgraded.
I wish for a new Wii Nunchuck.
Granted, the buttons are busted and it is covered in dirt.
I wish for a new 3DS game.
granted but its that submarine game
Edit: i wish to lose weight
Granted, but your thyroid will get messed up and you'll gain even more weight later.
I wish for a new Ipod case.
Granted, secondhand, broken and riddled with feces.
I wish for a shower...
Granted, but there's no hot water left.
I wish for a vacation.
Granted, welcome to North Korea. Enjoy the prison as a captive.
I wish for a muffin.
Granted, it has no ingredients in it...it's just a blob of tastelessness in a cup...
I wish for a new pair of glasses.
granted, they are dark glasses which boost the power of dark attacks but are no Pokemon.
I wish for a lady friend of my own
Granted, she is on her period 24/7 7days a week, she also complains about everything and is clingy.
I wish there was more time in the day....