That awkward moment...

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That awkward moment when you make a yo mamma joke to someone whos mom is dead...

That awkward moment when you ask a lady when her baby is due, only to find she's not pregnant.

That awkward moment when you have a bad fight with your friend and you end up as lab partners.

That awkward moment when your Internet cuts out at the same time you email a promised message.

That awkward moment when someone reconnects in a DOTA 2 game and all of his items have been sold.

That awkward moment when your parents walk into your room and your watching porn.

That awkward moment when you are watching a movie and your parent's walk in on a gratuitous sex scene.

That awkwaaard moment when you, one's old bean, kill ah hoohkah aftah you, one's old bean, paid hah for the trick. Absolutely top hole - I have to say.

That awkward moment when you laugh at something really sad by accident.

That awkward moment when you are in the subway and a mariachi appears in your cart and asks everyone for money in return from their play.

That awkward moment when your going to ask out the girl you like and your body decides it's boner time.

That awkward moment when you tell your friend/s about the girl you like instead of just asking her out.

That awkwaaard moment when you, one's old bean, wanted to doh the outright wretched deed with your matah, 'cause you, one's old bean, aaare ah liberal aaarts graduate whoh loved your greeky myths and watched toohh much fox news, then you, one's old bean, realised... modern laws aaare soh jolly conservative, chap!

The awkward moment when u come back to a website u were crazy about but then left and you cant find what u used to see in the website so you go back to playing killing floor...feeling.

When you shout "HA! Die you fucking pig." while playing Angry Birds in a hospital waiting room.

That awkward moment when you make a suicide joke...to someone contemplating suicide.

That awkward moment when you get cut off by someone who says what you were going to say.

That awkward moment when you realize you've been using someone else's toothbrush for the last couple of months.

When your Gran accidentally opens the door when you are on the toilet and she lingers for long enough to scar you for life.

When you are being lectured by your parents to clean your room and you are just reading, blocking out everything they say.

That awkward moment when you forget to zip up your pants before going out in public.

That awkward moment went you wonder back into the forums... naked >.>

That awkward moment when you see your ex kissing your best friend of 20 years.

When the post you were making kind of fizzles out.......

That awkward moment when it turns out the person you have a crush on is your distant cousin.

That awkward moment when you give a kid 50 Shades of Grey thinking it was a coloring book.

That awkward moment when you tell a jew there are good pork sausages for lunch...

the awkward moment when you talk about the smell of bacen around police.

That awkward moment when you fall out of bed, don't wake up from the fall and wonder how you fell of the bed...

That awkward moment when you eat outdated chocolate...and enjoy it more.

That awkward moment when you contemplate having straight anal sexytime with a paedo and a furry just to teach 'em some.

When you find out the amount of liquid it takes for a human stomach to rupture.
And you can't find a mop.

That awkward moment when you tell someone not to panic and starting panicking worse than they were.

That awkward moment when you simply cannot hold all these limes (jumping threads baby!)
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the awkward moment when no one notices your new avatar!

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