The List of People Going to Hell

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Clearing the Eye:

Moonlight Butterfly:

Easton Dark:

Well atheist would be if you don't believe in a higher power at all. Which I don't. I'm with Carlin.

Edit: Wait guys! Voodoo practitioners make it in! Everyone break out your dolls!

I'm not sure yet I guess. I think I mostly just respect some religious figures for having the right idea of what to do while we are alive.

Clearing the Eye:
Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again - St. Mathew

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They actually had Xzibit hosting a show around 0 AD, Pimp My Donkey.

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Yeah, sadly they were being literal with the word "Pimp"... it was a disturbing business, disturbing and sexy... what?!

XD

going to hell because i have no religion and I've said somethings i shouldn't have so again going to hell for that i think that's it

Luke Warm Once Saved Always Saved Christian here.

Apparently I will burn because some people with a big sign told me so.

I believe god exists, but these people are fucking morons.

Dangit2019:
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I saw this picture in an article (I don't know where it came from originally), so I thought I would play a fun game.

I'm going to ask all of you for fun whether or not you're going to hell and to list the reasons why? I doubt anyone on these forums will be able to go to heaven.

I'm going to hell for being a:
Rock n' Roller
Evolutionist

Post your results as such, and have fun!

Oh dear. It appears I'm having a 'some people make me embarassed that I'm a Christian' moment here. Well if I can be optimistic for one second, at least this person's blind, festering, hatred doesn't discriminate.

This really is as dumb a list as list goes, even contradicting itself a few times =)
But here goes

- Rock and roller
- Evolutionist
- Pro-abortion (which I guess is what they mean)
- Fornicater

and then, I am not american, so the demoncrat/liberal I don't quite fit in, but if they were to place me anywhere they'd place me as a socialist, since I am a left-wing scandinavian, which is about as socialist as socialist goes =D So yeah, i'd probably go to hell for that too =)

also, wtf is "Worldy Luke Warm"!? referring to how Luke Skywalker killed a Tauntaun to keep him warm??

well i'm going to hell as i am a.
democrat (well lib dem because i'm in britain.)
evolutionist
lesbian (well i'm bi so i'm sort of lesbian.)
fornicator
atheist
abortionist
and finally liberal.

Rich people? Seriously? sigh

It's "Christians" like these idiots that give the rest of us a bad name.

On the topic, though, according to the sign I'm not in danger of going to hell. Yay?

Dwarfman:

Oh dear. It appears I'm having a 'some people make me embarassed that I'm a Christian' moment here.

Join the club, Dwarfman.

EeveeElectro:
Ah. I honestly thought Catholics and Christians were their own separate religions. I know they pretty much believed in the same things, but I thought they wanted to separate themselves to Christians.

From what I know through research as well as intense indoctrination when I was younger, they believe to be the true Christians.
Protestants, Mormons, Jehova's Witnesses and such are generally ridiculed in a Catholic environment.

I'm going to hell for:
1. Laughing at all those sick jokes you're meant to cringe at.
2. Evolutionist.
3. Atheist.
4. Abortionist.
5. Liberal, I think, in Australia it's a bit reversed, the Liberals are the conservative ones that describe policies with as few words as possible for their target audience. I support Greens/Labor.
6. Depends on their definition of fornicator...? I'm probably safe, but then again, you only have to drive a car once to be called a driver.

I think...that's about it. It's a pity really, I expected more. I think pro-gay should be enough without actually being gay, come on, heaven'll be full of religious people with some common sense at this rate. Or how about actively arguing with religious people? That should be a hell trip by itself, closet atheists don't harm anyone. Need moar generalisation, America, I am disappoint.

Let's see.... I'm going to uber hell for being a : liberal rock and rolling, fornicating evolutionist, atheist and abortionist.

The list of people going to hell...based off that checklist? It dramatically varies depending on which church and then which sect you ask. They can't seem to keep it straight.

Anyway;
Agnostic
Evolutionist
Pro-choice (Lol abortionist, it's a religion now? Really)
Possibly being a Woman (Original Sin, yaaay)
I advocate Buddhists while not being one myself (I think their outlook and approach to life is very well adjusted, I just don't feel it's the right one for me.)

Oh and I tend to have this horrible condition of accepting my fellow human no matter how much my opinions may differ or we may quarrel and debate about them. I would still associate with them if they wanted to go bowling after. Ramming opinions down others throats on the street though, unless you're alerting everyone to the Zombie Apocalypse i'm going to comfortably ignore you sir/madam.

Some people...
Life isn't worth living if you spend it fearing everything and everyone.

Rednog:
Well there's no such thing as an evolutionist or an abortionist, so I guess I'm just going to hell for being an atheist...except for the fact that there is no hell, you can't go to a place that doesn't exist. So I guess I'll just chill out here and sip my drink.

My thoughts exactly, except add Liberal and Democrat to that list

WOO!

Rock & Roller
Evolutionist
Drunk
Does being agnostic count as being atheist?
Tried pot once or twice
Abortionist
And if I lived in America I'd probably be a Democrat (I'd vote Loony if I had the chance)

Meh, there's more interesting people in Hell anyway.

I'm going to hell for being a(n):
Evolutionist
Abortionist
Atheist
Liberal (I'm far left-wing, so I guess that counts. If I could vote, I'd vote NDP here in Canada)

I guess that means I'm suffering for all eternity for being rational and pragmatic.

Wow...way too many reasons I'm going to hell to actually list them xD

I'm just kind of surprised how Atheist is so far down.

Edit:

It isn't Theist - Agnostic - Atheist, you are either Theist or Atheist, being Agnostic aswell simply means that you don't know.

Ergo, a Atheist can be agnostic by not believing in a God, but also not knowing if that God exists or not. Same deal with Theists. Being Agnostic is not the neutral middleground some people seem to think it is.

Democrat (Though don't live in the US)
Liberal
Atheist
Fornicator

And for just being me. ^^
Got a lovely fire lake-side condo ready for me.

In the words of Bill Hicks: "I'll surfing on the lake of fire. Rocking out!"

Oh yeah I'm gonna burn lol.

Here's the list:
-Democrat (well, I hate both parties, but I'd choose democrat over republican any day)
-metal head (that's like "rock&rollers" doubled)
-homosexual
-evolutionist
-liberal
-fornicator
-pro-choice (I'm pretty sure that's what they mean by "abortionist")
-Atheist (technically agnostic, but whatevs, they probably consider it just as bad)
-drunk? (I've only been drunk a few times. I wouldn't call myself a drunk, but i'm sure these people probably would)

I'm a rock n' rolling liberal evolutionist liberal. Rock on!

Do I count as homosexual? I'm pansexual. I have no problem being in a relationship with a man, woman, man who used to be a woman, or a woman who used to be a man...Also hermaphrodites. Hermaphrodites are awesome.

I am also kind of a Christian who believes in evolution, the big bang, and all that comes with Christianity. So...Where does that leave me?

I'm going to heaven because God isn't willing that any should parish

He made a way out I took the way out. Now I try to honor him with my work my words, my heart, my mind, and to just be obedient to work on removing as much sin from my life as I can.

If anyone wants prayer for anything you can ask me, I would love to be a blessing to you.

Catholics are hellbound? Alrighty then, whatever you say, WBC...

Not sure what they mean by evolutionist. Scientist who works in that area? People who have a materialistic worldview defined by evolution? If they simply mean someone who has accepted evolution, count me in.

Ditto rock&roller. Musician or fan of the music?

waj9876:
Do I count as homosexual? I'm pansexual. I have no problem being in a relationship with a man, woman, man who used to be a woman, or a woman who used to be a man...Also hermaphrodites. Hermaphrodites are awesome.

I am also kind of a Christian who believes in evolution, the big bang, and all that comes with Christianity. So...Where does that leave me?

isn't the big bang theory in itself a complete denial of of the bible?

Cosmosis:
I have to wonder why homosexual and lesbian are separate, seems like a waste of ink, and as they say "waste not, want not"

As far as that list goes I think I got atheist,evolutionist and maybe rock and roller (I've never preformed nor produced a rockin' track, so that may not apply).

But I knew that if I was wrong, I was going to hell anyway. I think they'll stick me in the river Styx with the sullen.

Oh well, how long can an eternity be?

Scrustle:
-Rock & Roller (although that's probably an understatement for me)
-"Evolutionist" I fucking hate that word. Evolution isn't a world view. It's a scientific fact. You don't call people "gravityists", do you?
-Abortionist. Again, not really a correct term.
-Fornicator. If people weren't fornicators the human species wouldn't exist. It's not a bad things.
-Atheist

I honestly thought the abortionist was the one who did the abortion, like, a specialist. But then again, I don't fact check my own thoughts, and I'm wrong a lot.

No, that's an abortionator.

Not sure what a rock & roller stands for, but i guess it can be added to the list..
Pothead (could count on my one hand how many times i smoked it but i guess it counts..)
Evolutionist
Abortionist
Fornicator
And since i'm an atheist too i couldn't care less about these idiots.

Well let's see. Fornicator? Big check! Adulterer? Check! Drunk? Not full time but I"ve been known to throw a few back so half a check. Prosperity? Well I have a good job and life in general doesn't suck so I'll give it a check. Rich people? Eh well that's sort of a matter of perspective. I mean am I set for life, not at all. I do live pretty damn comfortably though compared to some so I'd say half a check.

Mr.logic:
isn't the big bang theory in itself a complete denial of of the bible?

Not really. The Bible says that God created the Heavens and the Earth. The Big Bang is the most widely accepted theory on how the universe was formed. The Bible says nothing on the how, and the Big Bang never says anything on the why, if there indeed is one. Neither contradict the other.

I honestly don't understand why so many people believe that in the Bible it directly says "God made everything exactly the way it is now. Nothing has ever changed. And it never will."

Side Note About The Topic: Also, pretty damn sure no one in the Bible ever said anything about homosexuality.

waj9876:

Mr.logic:
isn't the big bang theory in itself a complete denial of of the bible?

Not really. The Bible says that God created the Heavens and the Earth. The Big Bang is the most widely accepted theory on how the universe was formed. The Bible says nothing on the how, and the Big Bang never says anything on the why, if there indeed is one. Neither contradict the other.

I honestly don't understand why so many people believe that in the Bible it directly says "God made everything exactly the way it is now. Nothing has ever changed. And it never will."

Side Note About The Topic: Also, pretty damn sure no one in the Bible ever said anything about homosexuality.

they did, and I could quote it, but would it matter to you?

Mr.logic:
they did, and I could quote it, but would it matter to you?

Depends. Please quote it. I would at least like to know where I am apparently wrong.

Im going to hell because:
(Former) Satanist
(Half-assed) Drunk
Evolutionist

Clearing the Eye:

Catholics worship and revere Mary, mother of Jesus and God. This, to some hardliners, is them holding another in too high a regard, as God specifically told his people to worship none other than him.

Wait, there's people that actually believe that we worship Mary? Umm...we don't.

1) Democrat (when it comes time to vote)
2) Drunk (I'm a college student so double sin right there)
3) Rock & Roller (I like music in general)
4) Pothead
5) Evolutionist
6) Abortionist
7) Liberal
8) Fornicator

Not to mention, I'm a former Christian, so really I just keeping shooting myself in the foot here. Does this mean I deserve an inner level of Hell?

Also, I don't understand Christianity's problem with drinking. Jesus turned water into wine. He keeps the party going.

waj9876:

Mr.logic:
they did, and I could quote it, but would it matter to you?

Depends. Please quote it. I would at least like to know where I am apparently wrong.

"If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination."(Leviticus 20:13)

"For this reason God gave them up to vile passions. For even their women exchanged the natural use for what is against nature. Likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust for one another, men with men committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the penalty of their error which was due." (Romans 1 26-27)

1 Cor. 6:9-10, "Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, 10nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God."

everything from here on is a quote from carm.org
and it's something i've been saying for awhile.

However, unlike other sins, homosexuality has a severe judgment administered by God Himself. This judgment is simple: they are given over to their passions. That means that their hearts are allowed to be hardened by their sins (Romans 1:24). As a result, they can no longer see the error of what they are doing, and then they go and promote it and condemn others who don't participate in their sin. So, without an awareness of their sinfulness, there will be no repentance and trusting in Jesus. Without Jesus, they will have no forgiveness. Without forgiveness, there is no salvation. Without salvation, there is only damnation in eternal hell.

Just because someone is a homosexual does not mean that we cannot love him (or her) or pray for him (her). Homosexuality is a sin, and like any other sin it needs to be dealt with in the only way possible. It needs to be laid at the cross and repented of.

Please understand that I don't hate homosexuals. I wouldn't care if my neighbor were gay. I've had homosexual friends and have loved them the same as I would anyone else. But, the Bible says homosexuality is a sin. And, like all sinners, the person needs to be forgiven. That can be found in Jesus. He is the Lord, the Savior, the risen King. I would say to gays that if you want to love another man, love Jesus -- not in a homosexual attitudinal sense, but in one of respect and trust. After all, Jesus is God in flesh (John 1:1,14) and he died to save sinners. We are all sinners.

We Christians should pray for the salvation of the homosexual the same as we would for any other person in sin. It is not an issue of arrogance or judgmentalism. It is a loving thing to do. We don't want anyone to be lost due to their sin. The homosexual is still made in the image of God -- even though he is in grave sin. Therefore, we should show homosexuals the same dignity as anyone else with whom we come in contact. Don't injure them. Don't hate them. However, this does not mean that you are to approve of their sin. Don't compromise your witness for a socially acceptable opinion that is void of godliness and biblical truth. Instead, stand firm in the word that God has revealed and patiently love him/her biblically, and pray for their salvation.

Finally, if you are a homosexual, please understand that I do not hate you nor do I judge you. Sin is sin and the solution is found in Christ. I know... I've had my own sins to deal with.

Looks like I better pack my bags for Hell, 'cos I'm a masturbating, Anti-Theist Atheist who believes in evolution!

To be honest, Hell is beginning to sound more and more like an awesome rock-and-roll orgy, while Heaven will just have a couple of boring old fogies.

They say rich people are going to hell but the Americans that wrote this sign are almost definitely rich compared to people from a lot of other countries.

Well.. Fuck.. I'm an evolutionist, atheist and arguably a rich person.. I don't think Hell will be too bad personally, what with all the rock 'n' rollers and adulteresses!

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