Give an everyday item an elaborate name!

Take an item from your everyday life, and give it an elaborate name that describes its function! I'll begin:

Liquid Containment Device
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Air cleanser. 100% clean and healthy.
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Lower-back resting device
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Righteous Stick of the Emperor's Fury!
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Miley Cyrus gettin' Hammer and Tack ter 'er nigga roots.

literary ink dispensing device.

 

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