Supply pictures if possible. Can be insulting/inaccurate if it so pleases
high expectation Asian father
Disaster girl mother
Papa smurf and smurfette! Papa smurf likes them young...Smurfette likes em old...
A black mage and a black wizard...
The king of cats. You are royalty good sir. Don't try to hide it, I know royalty when I see it.
@Eclipse: Derp cat?
You are the child of Zoroark and a cheetah!
Well I already know who your real parents is-
Marl and Happy
Some horse and a horsette.
Jesus this is a hard one... I'm thinking...
Master Hand and Crazy Hand.
A pony and many different paint-cans (what a slut)