Pick up any kind of book and turn to page 45

This Thread is only for fun, so please don't get offend about this thread.
Thank you for your understanding.

Just a fun thread I created once again in Gametrailers [before it become.......plexxx...]:


Pick up any kind of book you have now near you and turn to page 45.
The first sentence is start from the page 45, describe your sexual life have now.
Write this specific sentence and the name of the book you pick up that it was near you, then describe what do you think about that.

Me first:

Sentense:
"Arthrities and Diarrhea"

Book:
"The Practical Guide to: The Differential Diagnosis of Symptoms, Signs, and Clinical Disorders, second edition"

Description:
..................f*ck me.......worst possible thing to happen to you when you having sex....for me anyway....

But what about you?

"From the far edge of the table somebody let out a long, low whistle of amazement."

From Darth Bane: Path of Destruction.

Ahahahaha.

Sentence:
"'That's exactly what you think it is,' a calm voice said."

Book:
"Altered Carbon" - Richard K. Morgan

Description:
Um...bow chicka bow wow?

Khazoth:
"From the far edge of the table somebody let out a long, low whistle of amazement."

From Darth Bane: Path of Destruction.

Ahahahaha.

I think the whistle was about the size of your......nose.

Sentence:
I will never forget how Alydas body felt, for i will never again experience anything like it.

Book:
Wilbur Smith ~ River god

LOL
Tremendous.

I could see that the bolt of the lock had not been shut, but the door is fastened from the inside.
-Bram Stoker, Dracula

Hmmm I don't quite know what to make of it. I'm sure there could be a sexual innuendo somewhere in there, but I'm not sure where. Or maybe it's having sex with the lock on the door not being shut. But then it's locked from the inside. So I guess I won't be walked in on.

InB4 anyone picked up Yatzee book Mogworld-

"So I became an undead minon in the Fortress of Necromancer Lord Dreadgrave."

Well shit, I clearly don't like the sound of that!

I gonna try another one-
Meditate on it now, so you wil be prepared should such a moment come to pass.

-The Jedi Path

So wait, sex will come to me when I meditate on it?

Mine was the Bible.

Genesis 40:6 - "When Joseph came to them the next morning, he saw that they were dejected."

Hmm, dejected. Sounds about right. :D

Scarim Coral:
InB4 anyone picked up Yatzee book Mogworld-

"So I became an undead minon in the Fortress of Necromancer Lord Dreadgrave."

Well shit, I clearly don't like the sound of that!

This sound like you put your p*nis to the "wrong" hole to your sexpartner and she kill you for that.
Then of course Necromancer Lord Dreadgrave decided for this specific action you did, to make you his sex-slave.......

SweetShark:

Scarim Coral:
InB4 anyone picked up Yatzee book Mogworld-

"So I became an undead minon in the Fortress of Necromancer Lord Dreadgrave."

Well shit, I clearly don't like the sound of that!

This sound like you put your p*nis to the "wrong" hole to your sexpartner and she kill you for that.
Then of course Necromancer Lord Dreadgrave decided for this specific action you did, to make you his sex-slave.......

Yeah pretty much the words "became" and "minion" pretty much sum up as sexslave or gimp related to me in this thread!

We have a "Forum Games" section for this type of thread.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/index/362-Forum-Games

The book is just called "Solutions Volume 1". It's an ancient, yellowing collection of game guides and walkthroughs with several pages missing.

Page 45, sentence 1:

"So,I became a undead minion in the fortress of Necromancer Lord Deadgrave"
yayifications! I become a zombie!

Sentence : "I lay there realizing that it was not true, but also realizing something else."

book : Z for Zachariah (interresting book)

description : Kind of nice describes a non existing sexlife, in my opinion

henritje:
"So,I became a undead minion in the fortress of Necromancer Lord Deadgrave"
yayifications! I become a zombie!

No you silly human, I already said to the user Scarim Coral that picked up the same book what he became:

*Copy/Paste*

This sound like you put your p*nis to the "wrong" hole to your sexpartner and she kill you for that.
Then of course Necromancer Lord Dreadgrave decided for this specific action you did, to make you his sex-slave.......
And of course you are a zombie.........eewwwwhh...

"That evening when he got back from work, Uncle Vernon did something he'd never done before; he visited Harry in his cupboard."

--Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.

Mmm...cupboard sexy time.

"Notable Achievements"
-A Game of Thrones

Lucky Me

"Shielding her with my body, I held my dao at the ready as I faced the Wolf King."

-1/2 Prince volume 1

My god... I think saved someone from getting raped just to have it focused on me O_o...shit...

 

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