Want some smashing tea? It's really smashing!

I have smashing scones to eat with the tea

I want to have a smashing day with you!

I want to smash some melons in celebration of this smashing day with a smashing chap such as your self! :O

You not smash both?

Not our love! Our love is right!

(almost 1000 posts!)

Double poster, you are a disgrace! *scolds you*

Imma poster, the real OP, the poster life is the life for me

TopazFusion:
Smashing melons? Not smashing pumpkins?

We shall smash said pumpkins on the most smashing of days, called Halloween. Smashing isn't it?

A smashing story on smashing pumpkins!

Let me nourish you with my meat!

I never stopped loving you.

PsychicTaco115:
Let me nourish you with my meat!

WHAT! >>>>>||||||efbpojheabhjoprwgphug3rwhj3ghogr

*brainsplosion*

Nice avatar man.

I love you more than that horse!

I love you more than whatever is back there that keeps catching your attention.

As a token of our love, here's a song I stole from the internet made myself

Does your horse taste like raisins?

Ooo that's dirty

Not as dirty as the stuff I would do with you my love!

Only if you promise to clean up after~

threesome?

Let's not stop there!

9 somes!

all the somes!

I want to caress you slowly, you beautiful caaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I do like that avatar

Everyone likes something that is to do with AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I think I love you!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYE LOVE YEA

Yeah, yeah
When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat, walking on the street in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, pants outta control,
It's Taco with the big afro
And like Bruce Leroy I got the glow
[a reference to the 80's martial arts classic "The Last Dragon", where martial artists, having attained master status, start to glow when practicing their moves, and also get some special powers.]

Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out

When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm sexy and I know it [x2]

Yeah
When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight them off
And when I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks (what)
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get serviced (watch)

Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
I work out

When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm sexy and I know it [x2]

I'm sexy and I know it...

Check it out [x2]
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah [x3]
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah, yeah
Do the wiggle man
I do the wiggle man
Yeah
I'm sexy and I know it

Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body [x3]
Ah... I work out

Yeah I'm sexy and I know it!