*locks gaze dramatically, hair blows in the wind*
*stares longingly, first 15 seconds of careless whisper plays in background*
That song is now diamonds!
You are now a part of my heart!
All my loving, I will give to you.
You're my favourite pokemon right now, baby.
Do you ever feel, like plastic bag?
*Picks up and pets...*
I liked you until I read that you were a "Tit Tyrant." I am so turned off now.
But it just means that I'm a bird... a tit to be more exact...<.<
see a tit...
meow? *plays with the tit*
What can I say? All of this tit-playing-with makes me love you more.
all birds are nice really
A kitty and a guinea pig, it's the love that cannot be spoken... hence the typing I guess...
Come to me my love! Let us write poems of our love together...
'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
What a beautiful Pussy you are!'
Edward Lear - The Owl and the Pussycat
*get's dizzy* Oh my...I am...so moved...
Sorry I'm not poetic...
Instead I present you with the severed head of your most hated enemy.
*gasp* Just what I always wanted!
We're a match made in heaven!
WAKKO? Why would you fall in love with...
Careless Whisper? *Grumble* You have no idea about love songs, sextus the crazy. I'll show you how to express love.
Oh Wakko my love.
*Gets down on one knee*
The kitten... it's so... cute.
I find you cuter my dear...
Well drat, you had me at first stare!