A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

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Can we please focus on a mission without arguing who's leading it?

Sure we can, first mate! Onward, to China!

I have no idea why we're going to China...you might be eaten ya know!

Where are we anyway!?

Oh DJ, your claims of leadership are hilarious, I believe I vouched for leadership first after Tooru left. Also I found this *brings out vacuum* We might need it.

We appear to have arrived in Shanghai! Let's party!

*Parties Gangnam Style*
I imagine this all lies within a Chinese restaurant because why would it not?

Gangam Style is KOREAN!

People might not take kindly to that...

They might not take it too kindly but... I have a gun.

I have a bigger gun!

Can I be the leader? I'm probably taller than either of you, and angrier, those two qualities alone make me a good leader.

*Sigh* Since the leader thing still is on topic, how about we make this crew without a captain? Become a group/rabble, we won't be arguing about the position of leader!

As soon as we decide, we party...hard!

First we should eat and get our strength to party! *orders a chicken curry*

No dog for me...

I like chicken though!

*Gets some chicken*

*Eats egg fried rice with curry and chicken balls*

You can't beat Chinese food!

*Drinks bottled water*

No you can't!

Just being safe with the water though...

TizzytheTormentor:
*Eats egg fried rice with curry and chicken balls*

You can't beat Chinese food!

Italian maybe...

OT: 5 eggrolls, 8 servings of pork fried rice, 7 servings of beef lo mein, and 20 helpings of General Tso's chicken please!
... I guess I should have some tea while I'm here as well.

T0ad 0f Truth:

TizzytheTormentor:
*Eats egg fried rice with curry and chicken balls*

You can't beat Chinese food!

Italian maybe...

OT: 5 eggrolls, 8 servings of pork fried rice, 7 servings of beef lo mein, and 20 helpings of General Tso's chicken please!
... I guess I should have some tea while I'm here as well.

Quite a lot of food there, here is some Darjeeling Tea to wash it down!
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TizzytheTormentor:

Quite a lot of food there, here is some Darjeeling Tea to wash it down!
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... I assume sugar is frowned upon? Tradition? Whatever *Adds seven lumps of sugar*
*Glug Glug Glug*

TEA!

I haven't had tea...

More tea all around!

I have no time for tea.
There centre of the earth is waiting and I am the only one who can reach it on time.
*Swigs whiskey*
Come on you yellow bellied peeps - I have a fortune to claim.

Ohhhh, there's treasure at the centre of the earth?

But I want chicken too.

Such a hard choice... Chicken or loot?

Treasure? Did I say treasure?
I mean eh... there's... only lava and no lost treasure.
*shifty look as shines gun*

Anyway, there might be all sorts of unknown horrors as we journey further down towards the centre...

Dunno about you guys but we should continue downwards, maybe we'll encounter Dagon, Hydra or Cthulhu?

We were just at the center of the earth, we just got back and we are now exploring China, you 2 missed the trip.

That's a little below par don't you think?
If you've just explored the centre of the earth and now you're exploring China - a place you can get a last minute flight to - well... this is poor. If we're going to explore anywhere then I suggest we get the hell out of dodge and fly to the milkyway or something.

Well, we will have to upgrade our drill machine into a space ship! Let's look around China for parts!

We can fight the triads for some cash!

That sounds like a splendid idea.
Those Chinese Triads wouldn't stand a chance against us.

*Kong fu stance*

Let's do this! They don't stand a chance! *picks up watermelon*
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Prepare yourself...

Shenanigans are coming

PsychicTaco115:
Prepare yourself...

Shenanigans are coming

Shenanigans are already here! *gives baseball bat*

Now help us beat up these triad punks and take their cash!

I'll do anything for money!

I'm a photographer, the pay is crap!

*Shoots a Triad. The bullet comes out the other side and into Taco's camera*

That's what I call *put's on shades* The money shot!
YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!11

Well then, I guess there's...

Big Trouble in Little China!

Does anyone else know that movie?

Yes...

Hey guys! Are they with us?

*points to large gang of armed people descending on our position*

Want some chicken?

No but something tells me they are about to.
Quick! Somebody hit them with your rhythm stick!

It's okay guys, I got this.

*glares at group*

*Toad of Truth joins in*

*Wins battle*

I'm am a Biotic god!

Wait, why were we killing these guys?

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