A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

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@Tizzy: Ditched? DJ?
o_o

...What did you do? You... You "disciplined" him didn't you?

Blast off in T-minus 10...

Well, I dunno where he left off to.

Otherwise, our brand new, lavish and 1st class spaceship drill is complete! Let us move to the stars!

...9!

TizzytheTormentor:
Well, I dunno where he left off to.

Otherwise, our brand new, lavish and 1st class spaceship drill is complete! Let us move to the stars!

...9!

...Isn't it like 4:00 over there? What are you doing up lol?

OT: 8

First Mate?
Hmph.
*Puts on Spock ears*

You being the Captain is most... illogical. You don't even have thumbs.

T0ad 0f Truth:

TizzytheTormentor:
Well, I dunno where he left off to.

Otherwise, our brand new, lavish and 1st class spaceship drill is complete! Let us move to the stars!

...9!

...Isn't it like 4:00 over there? What are you doing up lol?

OT: 8

It's the weekend and I am having trouble sleeping!

OT:6 (bloody Nantucket missed their cue)

Am I meant to be counting?
I lost count.

Can't we just press the red button and blast away?

Now if Tizzy said 6 and Nantucket didn't count, and I assume that the general feng shui of our spacecraft is producing a positive energy... I predict the next number is...

4!

TizzytheTormentor:

T0ad 0f Truth:

TizzytheTormentor:
Well, I dunno where he left off to.

Otherwise, our brand new, lavish and 1st class spaceship drill is complete! Let us move to the stars!

...9!

...Isn't it like 4:00 over there? What are you doing up lol?

OT: 8

It's the weekend and I am having trouble sleeping!

Insomnia sucks!

OT: 3

And I learned nothing that night!

OT:2!

1?

BLAST OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We blast of into space, into the unknown! Will we find some mind boggling discoveries? Or will we just hang out with space hookers?

Can we kidnap the space hookers?

karcentric:
Can we kidnap the space hookers?

Stop kidnapping people!

OT: So which space hooker planet should we go to?

I vote Argus!

I vote for Wrex.

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... So I go to different establishments than you guys! :/

ALL OF THE PLANETS

They can't get enough of the Taco, they've heard too much about him!

Let's go romance all the space babes! Not just hookers! Because come on, I'm irresistible!

So much steamy alien sex...

I'm so glad I signed up for this :'D

We are landing on an unknown planet, let us hope they have ladies (and delicious food)

Everyone put on your breathing plot device! *puts on*

*holds breath*

Oh wait, my demon skull doubles as a space helmet.

Let me do the talking, I'm a people's person.

*clicks claws together*

So, when does the party start?

And when will the dock landing permit be ready?

Now...

*crashes through door and misses dock completely, clings to the underbelly of the ship.*

Okay, next time I'll wait.

*Puts on breathing device*

Well - So.. what exactly is our mission?

To go find some aliens to romance!

When we walk into the bar everyone's going to think we're the butt of a joke...

"So a cowboy, a magical Halloween kitty, a taco, an eye, and a demon walk into a bar..."

Sounds like a mario game... But with sex and alcohol and drugs

*Picks up guitar*

Our eye, our eye, claims a warrior's heart.
I tell you, I tell you, the magical kitty comes.
With a gun -wielding power of the Ancient western art.
Believe, believe, the escapists comes.

It's an end to the evil of all space-lands 's foes.
Beware, beware, the red dragon comes.
For the darkness has passed and taco on a head grows.
You'll know, you'll know, the escapists have come.

*leans on bar*

I'll have tequila. Lots and lots... Now.

*pulls up next to alien babes* Hello there ladies *sips drink* I'm a space ace! Please, contain your orgasms!

*Starts dancing at the club*

C'mon, how have you guys NEVER HEARD of Gangnam Style?

Let me show you how it's done!

Quiet Taco! I am putting the move on these ladies!

*talks drunkenly to what may be a lady or might in fact be a mop leaning in the corner*

...so, there we were standing before the vault, and I smashed down that vault door with nothing other than my head and I charged in, maiming, devouring and stealing shoes of vault dwellers.

*Huge Krogan approaches TizzytheTormentor and demands to know why he is putting a move on his wife*

Awkward.

*Joins Taco in Gangnam Style*

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, sexy lady!

Op op op op, Oppan Gangnam Style!

Now, where all them alien women at! :D

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