A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

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But I'm too tired to slay these people.
Can't we just throw a sexy party instead?

I am with Nantucket! This calls for a sexy party! *puts on sailor suit and chases alien women in bikinis around*

Sexy party?

*Takes off shirt*

NOW it's a sexy party!

I have no idea how a demon is supposed to make a party anything but a disaster...

I'll be at the bar.

*slouches off towards the bar, gets caught up in a conga line*

HELP!

*sees karcentric in trouble* I'LL SAVE YOU! *flies to karcentric*

Tizzy no the Conga line is too powerfu... Fuck he's trapped too.

Guys we need a plan!

It's just so catchy...

HELP! Hey who touched my arse?

OH CRAP, ZOMBIES

Shoot them, shoot them with bullets!

*swings clawed hand at a mob of zombies, before looking to the person still trying to do the conga*

That'll do pig... That'll do...

*freezes them*

Ok, I think we need to get a status report from everyone

How are we all doing?

*Walks towards Zombies wearing a tablecloth and with a cigar between my teeth*

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

*smacks zombies with a cudgel* These guys stand no chance!

*sees more zombies on the horizon*

READY OUR ANT ARMY! WE GO TO WAR!

It's always zombies...

DEATH TO THE DEAD!

*Fires off pistol into crowd*

What would you rather have?
Flying German Shepards?

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Nooo!

My attache case of bullets will help me out!

Wait a minute...

*Takes out an RPG*

This will do MUCH better!

*Pulls out katana*

I swear I had it with me when I came here...
*Hides deux ex button*

I did nothing!

*Starts shooting random things in Taco's general direction.*

captcha: change yourself...NEVER CAPTCHA~!

Nantucket:
*Walks towards Zombies wearing a tablecloth and with a cigar between my teeth*

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

*draws a Magnum BFR*

I believe this is more powerful...

But I have claws and can't fire it so here you go!

*throws revolver to Nantucket before taking another swing at a group in front me*

I got enough kills for THESE bad boys!

*Mechs appear*

Hells yeah

ATTACK!

*Catches gun in a badass fashion*

Come at me, bro.

*Fires at numerous bad guys*

*searches bag for more blunt instruments*

Ok, I think all the zombies are dead...

Did the hookers survive?

There were hookers? I was just hitting everything that moved... quietly... in the corner

No...these dead innocent people...and hookers were NOT innocent at all...they were from a secret league made to kill us all!

Dear God why....

*A legion of Blackhawk Helicopters appear*

You won't take me!
*Pulls out dual wield pistols and start firing at them*

(Note from me:...yep...random sh*t as always)

*watches as bullets do no damage*

Good job.

*throws delicious cake at the lead helicopter*

*Sigh*

What a waste of perfectly good delicious cake. Why do I even come on adventures with you? You all just put me down and make me question my purpose in life. Sigh... that cake would have soooo lifted me out of this downward spiral your cake destroying has put me in.

Nantucket:
*Sigh*

What a waste of perfectly good delicious cake. Why do I even come on adventures with you? You all just put me down and make me question my purpose in life. Sigh... that cake would have soooo lifted me out of this downward spiral your cake destroying has put me in.

Don't make me say it, Nantucket.

By gods, I want to say it, but I'm trying to.... to....

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

Goddam it ;__;

PsychicTaco115:

Nantucket:
*Sigh*

What a waste of perfectly good delicious cake. Why do I even come on adventures with you? You all just put me down and make me question my purpose in life. Sigh... that cake would have soooo lifted me out of this downward spiral your cake destroying has put me in.

Don't make me say it, Nantucket.

By gods, I want to say it, but I'm trying to.... to....

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

Goddam it ;__;

*Pushes gun against temple*

I have no reason to live.

Nantucket:

PsychicTaco115:

Nantucket:
*Sigh*

What a waste of perfectly good delicious cake. Why do I even come on adventures with you? You all just put me down and make me question my purpose in life. Sigh... that cake would have soooo lifted me out of this downward spiral your cake destroying has put me in.

Don't make me say it, Nantucket.

By gods, I want to say it, but I'm trying to.... to....

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

Goddam it ;__;

*Pushes gun against temple*

I have no reason to live.

*Comes out from a near by building.*

I didn't find a cake...but I found...A PIE!

*Throws it at one helicopter which then explodes with happiness*

*sobs over waste of good food*

Clearly you have no concept of how deadly cake is... Zee Captain wouldn't be happy.

When people say cake most people think of baking.
Others think of Valve's Portal.
I think of Cake Farts.

What do we do now? we have conquered the planet of space ants and hookers, let's get in the spaceship and head to another planet!

Can we at least stop by the comedy club real quick?

I need to show off these comedic skills...

What comedy club? The zombie hookers and ants all died killing each other, we destroyed the planet...time to move on! Show them off at the next plant we get to!

All aboard!

Fine, I'll have to do my stand-up routine on the ship then

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