A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

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Screw everything!

We should celebrate the New Year... of destruction! :D

Happy New Year everyone~!

*Pulls party popper*

Yay~
Here is to a new year of trying to kill Taco... I mean... Tizzy... yeah... >.>

Yeah destruction!

*throws table at a group of people*

Ow! That actually kinda hurt, you know... Wait a minute, that was the good stuff! *throws cheap tequila bottles at T0ad* Oh well, at least I still have the sweet, delicious rum. And I'm not giving any to you now, HAH!

Tizzy over here can though, no one should be forced to suffer from that poison *throws some of the good stuff*. And at least this cheap booze can serve a useful purpose! *makes up some molotovs from easily torn sweatshop clothes*

Because its not Purgatory without GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF FIRE *gleefully throws at the extortionate tat on sale*

*throws molotovs* Hey, arson IS fun!

*Looks at Tizzy*

He looks...

Happy ahahaha~ *Laughs in the background weirdly*

*pours glass of water over StormShaun* You feeling ok there champ?

*Is dripping wet*

I'm...
cool now. :/

It isn't funny when I'm wet. -_-

Anyway, I forgot what we were doing!

*Holds out towel*

I quite like a wet shirt...

I'm 30% fire. Or at least that's what I'm told...

Do you have tits? Cause thats what makes everything awesome accoriding to Yahtzee

I can set you on fire, if that's what you're asking...

Fire is good...being set on fire is not, mostly if it is me!

Taco's run out of enemies to fight...

HE NEEDS A NEW WAR

*summons more minions*

T0ad 0f Truth:
Do you have tits? Cause thats what makes everything awesome accoriding to Yahtzee

I'm not very awesome than...

karcentric:
*summons more minions*

T0ad 0f Truth:
Do you have tits? Cause thats what makes everything awesome accoriding to Yahtzee

I'm not very awesome than...

If you eat more pie you should grow tits.

Also they grow more if you sleep with batman...
According to studies at least.

I don't wanna be fat. Moobs aren't awesome...

It's because you degrade them by calling them 'moobs'.

Surely something more sophisticated is in order? Mreasts! It worked for boobies so why not moobies?

Save the moobs!

BY BLOWING THEM UP WITH GUNFIRE

*ducks and covers* Taco is on a rampage!

*Runs into cover*

Told you we should of killed him...
Well... eat him I guess.

*Throws bucket of salt water at Taco*

That should calm him down... providing that the bucket doesn't have any dangerous aquatic life in it.

The last time I ate tacos it took days to scrub the taste from my tongue!
I say we end this once and all and just crack some shells.

Tacos are overrated! Quesadillas and Churros are better!

*activates overshield and charges at taco with gravity hammer*

*eats Nachos with melted cheese* You guys calm Taco down, I'll be waiting here!

*stands by and watches*

This can only end well...

Well f**k me...

Guys, the hills are alive... WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!

*Guitar solo*

Well... least you calmed down.

But did we forget... THAT THE HILLS ARE ACTUALLY ALIVE!

I agree with Taco... we must defeat them with music. *Pulls out bass*

I'm tone deaf and have mo musical talent.

*hurls brass band members at hills*

Actually, I'll just whack them with my schlong-bat

ENGARDE!

I'm out of band members.

*joins band* I'll be the guy who rips the band apart, becomes a drunk, realizes their mistake and bring the band back for more glory!

Good... we need a good plot twist to this band.

*Plays a killer bass line*

*takes the drums* Time to rock out! All of you losers better keep up with me!

I love you all though!

*eyes you guys playing instruments*

So who's leading this band?

Hey guys, who wants to see what kind of porn Fappy has on his computer?

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