A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

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No! You're Blue screened/Red ringed. You can't talk!

CAPTCHA: For whom does the bell toll?

...Er... Taco? Why are we having a funeral for him captcha?

But I'm not dead!

I can emote and stuff!

a new challenger appears!

actually he got lost looking for the bathroom,but anyways!

*roundhouse karate chop*( because thats how i roll)

you are all stunned and will die if you dont tell me something interesting!

;_;

I don't want to die.
Umm... uh...

I like... the way you line your badges!
Also if anyone should die...
It should be Tizzy... for being too cuddly.

*falls landing on assembled group*

Good catch guys.

Scans EVERYTHING.

Scan this!! *punches torno*

Ow, my paw!

I still have no idea why I am here...

Why would I be around you weird people!

StormShaun:
I still have no idea why I am here...

Why would I be around you weird people!

because you are in the center of the earth!there is no escape. you're stuck.

and you are most likely to be eaten by a grue if you dont stay on the path.

also you just have a sudden rush of will and lust for living since you passed my test and i will remove the stun of you.
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you will live......for now.

TizzytheTormentor:
Scan this!! *punches torno*

Ow, my paw!

and you!
since you managed to punch torno and didnt give me what i wanted(a reason to let you live), you'll get some extra xena pinching!
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http://warriorprincess.wikia.com/wiki/Pressure_Points

your flow of blood to the brain is cut off!
you are immobilized!
you'll die in about 30 seconds unless i take it off.
kind of funny how the tormentor is being tormented..

rhizhim:

TizzytheTormentor:
Scan this!! *punches torno*

Ow, my paw!

and you!
since you managed to punch torno and didnt give me what i wanted(a reason to let you live), you'll get some extra xena pinching!
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http://warriorprincess.wikia.com/wiki/Pressure_Points

your flow of blood to the brain is cut off!
you are immobilized!
you'll die in about 30 seconds unless i take it off.

Something interesting...um...did you know the person who did the voice of Lilo from Lilo and Stitch is the same girl in The Ring?

TizzytheTormentor:

rhizhim:

TizzytheTormentor:
Scan this!! *punches torno*

Ow, my paw!

and you!
since you managed to punch torno and didnt give me what i wanted(a reason to let you live), you'll get some extra xena pinching!
image
http://warriorprincess.wikia.com/wiki/Pressure_Points

your flow of blood to the brain is cut off!
you are immobilized!
you'll die in about 30 seconds unless i take it off.

Something interesting...um...did you know the person who did the voice of Lilo from Lilo and Stitch is the same girl in The Ring?

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you dont say....

bad luck! i knew that already!
you've got 15 seconds!
try again!

rhizhim:

TizzytheTormentor:

rhizhim:

and you!
since you managed to punch torno and didnt give me what i wanted(a reason to let you live), you'll get some extra xena pinching!
image
http://warriorprincess.wikia.com/wiki/Pressure_Points

your flow of blood to the brain is cut off!
you are immobilized!
you'll die in about 30 seconds unless i take it off.

Something interesting...um...did you know the person who did the voice of Lilo from Lilo and Stitch is the same girl in The Ring?

image
you dont say....

bad luck! i knew that already!
you've got 15 seconds!
try again!

Uh...did you know Walt Disney (before his success) was fired from a newspaper for "lacking imagination" and having "no original ideas"

Or that Oprah Winfrey (before making the Oprah Winfrey show) was demoted from her job as a news anchor because she was told she was "not fit for television"

OR that The Beatles (before they went big) were rejected by a recording studio who claim "Didn't like their sound and have no future in the music business"

TizzytheTormentor:

rhizhim:

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you dont say....

bad luck! i knew that already!
you've got 15 seconds!
try again!

Uh...did you know Walt Disney (before his success) was fired from a newspaper for "lacking imagination" and having "no original ideas"

Or that Oprah Winfrey (before making the Oprah Winfrey show) was demoted from her job as a news anchor because she was told she was "not fit for television"

OR that The Beatles (before they went big) were rejected by a recording studio who claim "Didn't like their sound and have no future in the music business"

i mostly knew that.

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but for your effort, i'll let you live... also for now.

and you get a teddy to make it a bit up to all that easily forgettable torturing..
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rhizhim:

TizzytheTormentor:

rhizhim:

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you dont say....

bad luck! i knew that already!
you've got 15 seconds!
try again!

Uh...did you know Walt Disney (before his success) was fired from a newspaper for "lacking imagination" and having "no original ideas"

Or that Oprah Winfrey (before making the Oprah Winfrey show) was demoted from her job as a news anchor because she was told she was "not fit for television"

OR that The Beatles (before they went big) were rejected by a recording studio who claim "Didn't like their sound and have no future in the music business"

i mostly knew that.

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but for your effort, i'll let you live... also for now.

and you get a teddy to make it a bit up to all that easily forgettable torturing..
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*hugs teddy*

By the way, are we still stuck in the Fade? I wanna get out of here!

TizzytheTormentor:

rhizhim:

i mostly knew that.

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but for your effort, i'll let you live... also for now.

and you get a teddy to make it a bit up to all that easily forgettable torturing..
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*hugs teddy*

By the way, are we still stuck in the Fade? I wanna get out of here!

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YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE DOWN HERE...

wait wrong sentence.

i mean, i know a way out of the fade. we can escape though the crystal caves. but your friend are still paralyzed.

and tacos smell is attracting what dwells down here.
you dont want to know what dwells down here...

torno:
*on stand-by!*

T0ad 0f Truth:
*Stunned!*

PsychicTaco115:
*paralysed!* and slightly nibbled

karcentric:
*torpescent!*

LynxParadox:
*another word for Paralysed* because you are paralyzed, hjust roll with it

since you all seem to have forgotten it, i'll repeat:

you are all stunned and will die if you dont tell me something interesting!

*some "things" with an incredible appetite for flesh and mexican food is heard closing in to your current position from a relatively "safe" distance*

Well, can't I blast him with my blaster hands?

*still huggles teddy bear*

Do it...DO IT!

rhizhim:
-snip-

Wabbajack fool!

T0ad 0f Truth:

rhizhim:
-snip-

Wabbajack fool!

aww, we've got a joker here.

well, that means more torture to you.


on a 24h loop......or until THEY get close

PsychicTaco115:
Well, can't I blast him with my blaster hands?

on the one hand, you can still speak and therefore shoot with your beams.
on the other, you can't move so you can aim for shit.
and even when your aiming is speech assisted, i will always know in which direction to evade your beam.

TizzytheTormentor:
*still huggles teddy bear*

Do it...DO IT!

i should had filled the teddy with plastic explosives like i was going to do....little backstabing little...

anyways, the crystal caves are over there.

but i must warn you, the crystals caves were formed with unusual strong and beautiful diamonds and there is a 70% chance that, if you try to remove one diamond, the cave will collapse and the plasma and magma that makes the crystal caves shine will burn your flesh to the bone.

I'm going to be smart here...

and not help any of you.

Why can't I...

shoot all these bad guys?

PsychicTaco115:
Why can't I...

shoot all these bad guys?

because you are a bad guy.
you have become what you hated the most
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StormShaun:
I'm going to be smart here...

and not help any of you.

if you would be smarter you would already be running into the crystal ca-
THEY'RE HERE....
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rhizhim:
*Snip*

Okay... now I'm just-

*Starts running*

Confused...
First we are in the dreaded fade level of Dragon Age Origins...
And now zombies.

I don't get it... but oh GOD, save me karcentric!

StormShaun:

rhizhim:
*Snip*

Okay... now I'm just-

*Starts running*

Confused...
First we are in the dreaded fade level of Dragon Age Origins...
And now zombies.

I don't get it... but oh GOD, save me karcentric!

the fade is acually one of the many hallways connected to a place you'd call the underworld.
thats what you become when you stay in the fade. neither dead nor living.

xena visited and ventured a lot in the underworld
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there is no time for more explanations. fly, you fool!

torno:
*on stand-by!*

T0ad 0f Truth:
*Stunned!*

PsychicTaco115:
*paralysed!* and slightly nibbled

karcentric:
*torpescent!*

LynxParadox:
*another word for Paralysed* because you are paralyzed, hjust roll with it

*removes the stun effect on everyone*

Want to know an interesting fact.

I can kill you without increasing my pulse.

*swings claws wildly at oncoming zombies*

This is to much fun...

karcentric:
Want to know an interesting fact.

I can kill you without increasing my pulse.

*swings claws wildly at oncoming zombies*

This is to much fun...

you should better run. the number of zombies is almost infinite, your stamina is not.

THE "underworld" is a gathering point of all kind of zones you would consider as underworlds or places you visit in "after life" troughout the dimensions.(and also one way to travel between dimensions)

we are talking about every thing that once lived on multiple dimensions, comming together to feast on you.

and some creatures of other dimension might be slow but they are even more frightening and powerful now that they're undead.

these kind of undead you call "zombies" are just scouts for the bigger predators....

Pfffft, you said it yourself "almost infinite", that implies we can kill them all, again?

*ignites surrounding area and charges forward, stomping zombies and attacking larger creatures*

karcentric:
Pfffft, you said it yourself "almost infinite", that implies we can kill them all, again?

*ignites surrounding area and charges forward, stomping zombies and attacking larger creatures*

yeah, i said "almost infinite" because i am not really sure if life existed that long in my realm and claiming that the number might be infinite could be wrong. i am comparing it to my realm and the glimpses i catched from some others.
i could be wrong and it could be indeed infinite. but i prefer to just exit through the crystal caves.
at least before all that "cooked" flesh attracts apex carnivores. (dont say i didnt warn you...)

so knock yourself out, i'll buy me more time.

btw if you should meet your brothers (baal, mephisto and so on) just dont try to reason with them.
they are slaves to the insatiable hunger.

so good luck and ...at least.....have fun.

Hey guys, found the exit to the fade! *points to exit*

That was easy, let's get out of here, I am tired of rhizim's tyranny! *walks through exit portal*

Where can I get rid of this nuke?

*Throws it in space*

It'll sort itself out

*cast lightning inferno, incinerating creatures*

Fine by me Tizzy.

So are we going or not?

Because some srs things are happening back on Earth

Yeah very serious things are happening... we're about to miss Opera.

*Is about to jump through portal*

Oh right... I hate this level!

*Drops a bomb and laughs through portal*

Wait! Are we...!

We are back on Earth!
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Kisses ground, we have been away for so long!

*clicks claws together*

I guess I should restrain from killing people...

Hey what's that growing cloud of dust?

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