A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

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That, my dear fellow, is a swarm of wombats

Evidently, they are perturbed

Does that mean we are in Australia or something?
That isn't good... IT'S SUMMER THERE!

Arn't those wombats on fire as well.

It's cooler in hell than in Australia currently.

Burning wombats? Sounds like dinner's coming to us!

TizzytheTormentor:
I am tired of rhizim's tyranny!

tyranny, really?

i know i didn't make the best entrance, but what do you expect when you are in a extremely hostile enviroment and come across some dudes armed to the teeth?

fine, i'll go and try to get into the hotties, gambling and pizza dimension i discovered a while ago....

Shut I hit the wombats with my shield? It could help...

rhizhim:

TizzytheTormentor:
I am tired of rhizim's tyranny!

tyranny, really?

i know i didn't make the best entrance, but what do you expect when you are in a extremely hostile enviroment and come across some dudes armed to the teeth?

fine, i'll go and try to get into the hotties, gambling and pizza dimension i discovered a while ago....

I was threatened into telling you something interesting or I would die (unless that is a casual greeting for you) Also, now that we are out of the fade and back on earth (after god knows how many pages) and we seem to be in Australia!

Also, If we are in Australia, can we avoid the outback, that place is terrifying!

The outback isn't that bad, it's the bogan suburbs that are truly terrifying.

AVOID THE MCDONALDS!
Avoid it like the plague at night!
Well it's good to say... avoid everywhere where the bogans are.

Fun fact: The sith from Star Wars were once called the bogans.

The things we should avoid are the... drop bears!

WHAT SHOULD I HIT WITH MY SHIELD, PEOPLE!?

Yourself? Bogans? People in Commodore's with Chevy badges on them? Not me.

Since its hotter in Australia than hell should we go back to The center. We could use the rotting starfish monster corpses to build a snow making machine.

Okay, that could work. At least we'll be in the shade.

What happens is someone 'some how' eats Taco and gets gas?
I'm sure tight spaces + gas = bad smells.

BUT I SMASH WITH MY FISTS

No, now you look like some paranoid taco man who hides in the shower. XD

OP didn't deliver, he's gone now!

How was your chocolate chip cookie you were eating while showering and holding a gun?

I disappear for a mere few days and look at what you've all done now...

I saw we hunt down Shrek

He is the one who can bring balance to the universes

Can't Nantucket take his place? After all...

*grabs Nantucket*

It's less effort than catching an ogre...

I don't know, does she have layers like an onion?

*appears* What's going on? Shrek is gone!?

Look what you did now Taco! Tizzy's either having a panic attack or about to go hulk... I can't tell.

Either way the universes are already in balance... And I want snow.

*calms down* Snow you say? If it does snow, we can have a snowball fight!

But... but this is Australia.
It can't snow here!

Unless... we MAKE it snow.

@Tizzy: Only if its packing snow. I've woken up to powder snow too many times. Your hopes are dashed on the ground when you realize what it is *sniff*

i'm only half joking XD

Anyway, onwards to find the starfish men. Jumps into pilot seat and drives towards the center... Again.

I need to go assemble a team of non-starfish men

Who wants to help?

I suspect this will end badly... But sure.

@Taco: Sure why not...

BUT... only if we have a cool group name.
I vote "Taco's heroes".

@Shaun: NO!

We must be...TEAM TITANS! (see what I did there?)

TizzytheTormentor:

rhizhim:

TizzytheTormentor:
I am tired of rhizim's tyranny!

tyranny, really?

i know i didn't make the best entrance, but what do you expect when you are in a extremely hostile enviroment and come across some dudes armed to the teeth?

fine, i'll go and try to get into the hotties, gambling and pizza dimension i discovered a while ago....

I was threatened into telling you something interesting or I would die (unless that is a casual greeting for you) Also, now that we are out of the fade and back on earth (after god knows how many pages) and we seem to be in Australia!

Also, If we are in Australia, can we avoid the outback, that place is terrifying!

well, i just wanted ot make a memorable entrance.

mama didn't raise no fool.... wait, somethings wrong with this sentence...

captcha: fairy godmother
what does it mean?

rhizhim:

TizzytheTormentor:

rhizhim:

tyranny, really?

i know i didn't make the best entrance, but what do you expect when you are in a extremely hostile enviroment and come across some dudes armed to the teeth?

fine, i'll go and try to get into the hotties, gambling and pizza dimension i discovered a while ago....

I was threatened into telling you something interesting or I would die (unless that is a casual greeting for you) Also, now that we are out of the fade and back on earth (after god knows how many pages) and we seem to be in Australia!

Also, If we are in Australia, can we avoid the outback, that place is terrifying!

well, i just wanted ot make a memorable entrance.

mama didn't raise no fool.... wait, somethings wrong with this sentence...

captcha: fairy godmother
what does it mean?

Is your fairy godmother joining us?

The more the merrier!

i dont know. i didnt even know she was there.

perhaps captcha is the fairy godmother. lets wait and see what she says next. it could tell us about the starfish men or how to cure those that were corrupted by the buttercream gummybear topping of evil.

Things have gone mad...MAD I TELL YOU *pulls out nerf gun*

Tizzy tizzy tizzy. What do you mean MAD? We are clearly the most sane people on the escapist. Goku himself told me.

We fight against the inane onslaught of illusory "logic" promoted by the unseeing masses. We fight for whimsy, chaos, and comprehensive education reform. We are Forum gamers.

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