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Wait, I think that's a cop...

Hiiiii there buddy!! Thats a shinny lookin pistol you got der, can I see it?...What get on the ground? But I'm doing the Shepurd!

I got this

*gives money to cop*

Join in with us, Officer

Can you do the dance dance?

It's not a real revolution, so you're fine!

Baaaaaahhhhhhhh, weeeeee neeeeeeeeeedddd 2 crashhhh 4 teh nite. 2 the suite-sweeet. Floooooor 201, rooooommm 42.

Comeeee ooonnn, bringggg teh hoootttiiiess.

Ok, we'll all go up to the room

Sweet, enough beds for everyone!

Yessssss I call window! Come on ma quarian lady friend I got somethin that needs calibrating if ya kno what I mean

I'll go and get some water

I like water, good old H20

IIIIII gotttt mi quarrryyian laaaddddi, weeeee're gonna reeeetttireeee 2 ourrrr rrrrooooomm.

Try to keep it down, I danced the grease right out of me

II can'tttt here u ovvvver teh souuuuuuuuunds of mi girlllll havvvviiinnnggg fuuunnn.

Forget it, have fun with having sex with a woman who's name you can't even pronounce

I'll be in the hot tub

HER NAME IS SALI DAS'RUTEBEGA AND SHE HOT AND CUTE AND PERKY AND I CAN PRONOUNCE HER DAMN NAME!

Whoa, no need to get angry at me

...

Does she have a sister?

Yeah, who do you think Baldur Moon is wooing right now?

*audible through the wall* There's that induction port!

I rest my case.

O...k...

I'll just get some chocolate or something

You want anything?

Awww I wuv you too Ria Das'Rute...Rutebe...Rootbeer!

I want champagne, vodka, and Newcastle ale. And Sali wants more champagne, more vodka, and a martini.

Alrighty then

I'll just listen to my Ipod

*head bangs*

WUB WUB WUB WUB!!

WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB! BOOM! DONG! DANG! BOOM1 DONG! DANG!

I think I'll check Twitter

*checks it*

What's with all the hashtags? They're not cool...

They make Ria look fat.

So sad

So... Sleep?

*snore* translation: yes. Night everybody! Hope everybody brought Tylenol... Morning's gonna be rough

Eh, sure. I'm tired, Sali's tired, I don't know what Baldur Moon and Ria are doing... sleepytime! *snore*

*Puts head on pillow*

ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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It'll be the shiniest, best-polished zombie army we've ever seen.

George Romaro's new flick... Night of the washing dead...

A group of teenagers become trapped in a shopping center after being blinded by the cleanest zombies around...

'Scariest soap-suds around... *****' - Zoo

'Never seen zombies so Shiny! ****' Daily Mail

'I will never wash again... *****' Nathan Fillion

Zombies are sloppy eaters

Just like cannibals

Becareful what you put on a zombietaco, because it could overflow with goodness and end up dirtying up your Lotus.

You wouldn't turn into a zombie, but instead really have the cramps

After several bowel movements, then you turn into a zombie

I hope my Lotus doesn't turn into a zombie.

If your lotus is a zombie, then we'll have to kill it

Maybe we can still eat it if it's not that tainted

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