Wait, I think that's a cop...
Hiiiii there buddy!! Thats a shinny lookin pistol you got der, can I see it?...What get on the ground? But I'm doing the Shepurd!
I got this
*gives money to cop*
Join in with us, Officer
Can you do the dance dance?
It's not a real revolution, so you're fine!
Baaaaaahhhhhhhh, weeeeee neeeeeeeeeedddd 2 crashhhh 4 teh nite. 2 the suite-sweeet. Floooooor 201, rooooommm 42.
Comeeee ooonnn, bringggg teh hoootttiiiess.
Ok, we'll all go up to the room
Sweet, enough beds for everyone!
Yessssss I call window! Come on ma quarian lady friend I got somethin that needs calibrating if ya kno what I mean
I'll go and get some water
I like water, good old H20
IIIIII gotttt mi quarrryyian laaaddddi, weeeee're gonna reeeetttireeee 2 ourrrr rrrrooooomm.
Try to keep it down, I danced the grease right out of me
II can'tttt here u ovvvver teh souuuuuuuuunds of mi girlllll havvvviiinnnggg fuuunnn.
Forget it, have fun with having sex with a woman who's name you can't even pronounce
I'll be in the hot tub
HER NAME IS SALI DAS'RUTEBEGA AND SHE HOT AND CUTE AND PERKY AND I CAN PRONOUNCE HER DAMN NAME!
Whoa, no need to get angry at me
Does she have a sister?
Yeah, who do you think Baldur Moon is wooing right now?
*audible through the wall* There's that induction port!
I'll just get some chocolate or something
You want anything?
Awww I wuv you too Ria Das'Rute...Rutebe...Rootbeer!
I want champagne, vodka, and Newcastle ale. And Sali wants more champagne, more vodka, and a martini.
I'll just listen to my Ipod
WUB WUB WUB WUB!!
WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB! BOOM! DONG! DANG! BOOM1 DONG! DANG!
I think I'll check Twitter
What's with all the hashtags? They're not cool...
*snore* translation: yes. Night everybody! Hope everybody brought Tylenol... Morning's gonna be rough
Eh, sure. I'm tired, Sali's tired, I don't know what Baldur Moon and Ria are doing... sleepytime! *snore*
*Puts head on pillow*
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It'll be the shiniest, best-polished zombie army we've ever seen.
George Romaro's new flick... Night of the washing dead...
A group of teenagers become trapped in a shopping center after being blinded by the cleanest zombies around...
'Scariest soap-suds around... *****' - Zoo
'Never seen zombies so Shiny! ****' Daily Mail
'I will never wash again... *****' Nathan Fillion
Zombies are sloppy eaters
Just like cannibals
Becareful what you put on a zombietaco, because it could overflow with goodness and end up dirtying up your Lotus.
You wouldn't turn into a zombie, but instead really have the cramps
After several bowel movements, then you turn into a zombie
I hope my Lotus doesn't turn into a zombie.
If your lotus is a zombie, then we'll have to kill it
Maybe we can still eat it if it's not that tainted