I have the power!

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Simple game, scream "I have the *insert power/ability here*"
I'll start.
I have the power to read your minds!
You perverts...

I have the power to eat grass!

At least I won't starve...

I have the power to bookmark threads!

I have the power to hold it in FOREVER!

I have the power to make booze!

I HAVE THE POWER TO DEAL WITH IT.

I have the power to try and keep this alive!

I have the power to be a slightly less gay He-man!

I have the power to change my avatar every few days!

I have the power to make myself look like a fool!

I have the power of trees!

I have the power to post on many threads here fast!

I have the power to take a shower!

I have the power to bump this thread!

I have the power to induce headaches upon myself!

I hate this power...

I have the power to make a tower.
(and to rhyme)

I have the power to grow hair really quickly!

I have the power to say no to everyone!

I have the power to blink both of my eyes!

I have the power to eat things that are really sour.
Extreme Sour!!!!!!!

I have the power to sleep while I upload a video!

I have the power to forget things after I remember it!

I have the power to exceed my posting limit! O.o

I have the power to kneel before Zod!

I have the power to know the hour!

I have the power to know what matters most.

I have the power to throw people under buses.

I have the power to be a lover, not a fighter.

I have the power to give people mood swing!

I have the power to somehow mess up my laptop so I have to use my moms one until my one is fixed...

This power sucks

I have the power to sleep on an airplane!

I have the power to continue rhyming other words after this post!

I have the power to post after other people!

I have the power to procrastinate.
I've trained well in it and honed the skill to perfection.

I have to power to get angry over faulty instructions!

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