I have the power!

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I have the power to turn the lights on and off!

I have the power to bump this thread... again.

I have the power to of impatience!

I have the power to see a second into the future!

I have the power to swim in pools!

Oh yeah?
I have the power to empty pools.
How do you like that?!

I have the power fill it back up with my SPIT!

I have the power to stay awake when I should sleep...

I have the power to make others laugh!

@PsychicTaco115 Damn, foiled again, should have known Tacos and Psychics are two of my weaknesses, Damn you're hot sauce filled pool!
Though stairs are my Kryptonite.

I have the power to get lost everywhere I go...
Seriously, where am I? I don't remember seeing that house before...

I have the power to sympathize with the plights of others!

I have the power of finding my way by tripping over my feet and then hitting my head on the street sign of a street I did recognize.
< But seriously I was just 5 blocks away from home, how embarrassing.

I have the power to consume unfathomable quantities of tequila.

I have the power of feeling hungry when I haven't eaten!

I have the power to stress out majorly...

@SomeLameStuff
Hey I got the negative version of that, I have the power of involuntarily forgetting when I haven't eaten and not noticing that I'm hungry.
An inconvenient power, as I don't notice until I have 3 days without eating and can barely move, or just being completely immobilised because I have no energy often vomiting stomach acids.
By the way that's way worse than it sounds.

I have the power to watch paint dry.

I have the power to heat up apple pie and eat it!

Om nom nom nom!

I have the power to defy gravity by jumping!

I have the power of opening closed shops and then almost get arrested by the police because of it.
I seriously have no idea how I did it, I thought it was open and I pushed and it opened, but the lock was clearly closed, I think I may have a real superpower!

I have the power to eat food and not gain much weight!

I have the power to declare that I have a power.

Captcha says: kill time, but since that's what I'm doing already, I wonder what he means...

I have the power to not get bored, ever!

I have the power to force myself awake!

I have the power to be addicted to skips!
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They aren't that unhealthy either...

I have the power of still being awake, despite having stuff to do tomorrow, but that's what happens when I listen to music.
Also music sounds a thousand times better when you're all drowzy, it feels magical.

I have the power to make my mom bring my laptop down to a friends shop to fix it.

I have the power to go to the beach with a friend this weekend!

I have the power to read Beelzebub!

I have the power to make all my co-workers look at their watches when I leave work early.

I have the power to eat food and be on the internet AT THE SAME TIME!

I have the power to enjoy Borderlands 2.

Tis quite badass

I have the power to have the power.

It's not proving very useful so far.

I have the power of being sleepy already, and it's just 5 PM.
I would drink coffee or an energy drink but they hit me really hard, and I normally fall asleep after 20 minutes of consuming it.
I just noticed that I haven't made a single post without small letters below it...

I have the power to post in multiple threads.

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