I have the power!

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I also have that magnificent power Red...

OT: I have the power to sleep for 12 hrs.

I have to power to ride a haunted mare!

I have the power to make a new contest each month!

I have the power to win a scare!

I have the power to think up an idea for a thread! *thinks*

I have a power! Where!?

I have the power to have a power! Awesome.

I have the power of having no powers at all!!!

I have the power to make my own GIFs, that show hair!

I have the power to be mild looking.

I have the power to be the only one who understands that, with care!

I have the power to have painful foot.

To possibly double post.

I have the power to EXCLAIM, to rip apart and TEAR!

I have the power to receive a computer virus.

I have the power to speak to air!
While attaining Morpheus, of course.

I have the power to get roasted.

I have the power to not get roasted.
Eat that stupid desert you won't defeat me!

I have the power to know Sinclair.
Still rhymin'!

I have the power to shred fifty papers with my bare hands with ease!

I have the power of being hungry...

I have the power to post posts, something very rare!
Rhymed
1000th post

I have the power to bang my head on a wall!

I have the power to make that wall you're banging your head against disappear.

I have the power to sleep...a lot...

I have the power to sleep very little!

I have the power to share!

I have the power to fight boredom!

I have the power to burn evidence. Not that you'd know...

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I have the power to post like a mad person.

Apparently I have the power to give pretzels...
You want one?

I have the power to wave my arms like I just don't care!

and yes

I have the power to ignore people on Facebook!

I have the power of Captain Obvious!

THAT'S A YOUTUBE VIDEO!

I have the power to NOT click on that video!

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