I have the power!

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I have the power to ban myself. (Okay I actually do have that power)

OT: I have the power to have my cat attack my enemies.

I have the power to create minions out of popcorn!

I have the power to be late every time!

I have the power to make anything yellow!

HA! How does your steak taste? Yellow perhaps? Muhahahahahahahahah!

I have the power to watch popcorn pop in the microwave.

I have the power to make anyone say "cheezy"!

I have the power to ask if they would like fries with that!

I have the power to guard over the lives of others!

I have the power to eat Mexican food...

I have the power to rematch old Pokemon episodes (but I choose to ignore that power...)

I have the power to print endless pictures of cute kittens!

I have the power to make friends!

I have the power to dress in costume on days that aren't Halloween!

I HAVE THE POWER

I have the power to be incredibly sexy at ALL times!

I have the power to motivate myself!

I have the power to conceal my identity from the masses!

I have the power to sleep from 11 at night until 6 the next afternoon!

madseverus:
I have the power to sleep from 11 at night until 6 the next afternoon!

How is that done?! Max I can sleep to is 2pm even when hitting the bed at 6am! Oh how I envy you..

I have the power to defend Earth from all evil! ..but I choose not to.

I, to act like Yoda, have the power!

I have the power to procrastinate super hard!

I have the power of 3 grammar nazis.

I have the power to get out of class early because our classes were re-scheduled!

I have the power to post on here whenever I darn well feel like!

I have the power to hurt myself for no reason!

I have the power to resist food for incredible amounts of time!

I have the power to avoid sleep!

I have the power to propel myself through the water very quickly!

I have the power to activate nostalgia!

I have the power to speed browse Reddit/9gag!

I have the power to urinate out of my eyebrows!

I have the power to notice avatar changes!

PsychicTaco115:
I have the power to speed browse Reddit/9gag!

My friend would haaaaaaaaaaaaaate you for saying that.

Redlin5:

PsychicTaco115:
I have the power to speed browse Reddit/9gag!

My friend would haaaaaaaaaaaaaate you for saying that.

Why would he hate me?

OT: I have the power to respond to quotes!

I have the power to be extremely impressed!

I have the power to waste away my time on the Escapist for days at a time.

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