Drunken Anarchy in action
Being TPed on halloween
Free toilet paper!
Healthy food on Halloween
It's healthy for a reason and no tooth decay!
The good jokes are generally really good.
Having to use a dirty public bathroom.
I can get free immunizations to horrible diseases!
You get to spend your last moments floating peacefully!
Pooping your pants in a haunted house.
Makes for a humorous story!
Run out of bacon!!!
I can appreciate other breakfast foods more now.
Free water from the sky
30 shades of grey
It gives me new things to try on a call girl... IF I HAD ONE
I know not to thrust so hard next time.
Blinded by light.
Pretend I am going to heaven!
I can drink a lot of meds without seeming like I want to get high.
Flying in a rickety ass plane.
It's usually cheaper
A distraction from realizing my pants are gone.
Shows whether you need to study or not!
Goes to shows which people are lawless or not.
Being banned from places you loved to go.
I can start to open my horizons and find new places I've ignored.
He's a romero I guess...
Makes insane asylums not useless.
Makes you see how valuable your money is!
People get jobs rebuilding whatever blew up.
They die for something they believe in!
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.
They help parents realize how much they loved thier baby.
At least you can get used to them,
They certainly employ a lot of hard working people.
Cut for Beiber.
Blood for the blood god!
Everyone but the US loves him.
Big Brother watching you.
Good, I'd hate to become a thought criminal.
a solution to the looming threat of over-population.
Gave us great movies, like "Philadelphia" and "Rent".
They provide food for Mosquito Hawks.
You get to eat free for the rest of your life wherever it was you got food poisoning.
It gave John Romero some more face time
She isn't as bad as Drake and therefore improves his songs.