The Thread of Love

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I forgot about it.

2012 prophecies.
I see that you hit 1k.

There were lots of B-movies made of it; Handy for riffing!

Riots in Greece

People are doing things!

The Phantom Menace.

It made RedLetterMedia famous!

Unfunny comedians

You can laugh at them instead of laughing with them!

Being made fun of.

It makes funny comedians seem funnier.
hemroids

Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stronger!

Reality TV

Keeps the crappy people watching it while the rest of us do other things while they're out of the way.

Always on DRM during the rainy season. Also, your ISP shuts the net off every so often during said season.

It's a social experiment on the wonders of technology!

Godzilla

I fail to see a downside to a radioactive Dinosaur

Line for the bathroom.

You learn to control your bowels better.

Having to use the bathroom.

It makes me feel like I'm on '24'!

Waiting for a video to buffer

You can go check if anyone posted in this thread!

Nobody posting.

Maybe I'll get some work done now...

Feeling a sneeze coming, but it NEVER comes.

It would remind me of Death proof and I love Tarantino.

Wikileaks.

It distracted the world leaders from my world domination plans!

Dreams about having no pants on in public.

I can pretend I'm that guy from Invisible Children and fap in public!

Erectile dysfunction

It replicates the fun of playing the lottery!

People who waste money on the lottery!

The money is being spent and won't burn a hole in their pocket.

The captcha system.

It makes you know your place *Captcha is watching...always*

Misogyny

They can't get girlfriends, leaving guys who aren't misogynists a better chance of getting one!

Throwing Up

Get all the bad stuff out of your body!

Kidnapping

Its something to talk about.

Being mugged.

Some got a really good workout out of it!

Your house being burnt down

Edit: Ninja'd. It needed a new roof anyway.

My identity sucked anyway.

Being in the office when the AC is off.

It's like being in a sauna!

System crashes

Forces you to do something more productive!

Blackout!

I can pretend to be nocturnal!

Slapping yourself

PsychicTaco115:
I can pretend to be nocturnal!

Slapping yourself

It gives you rosy cheeks in no time

Outdated memes.

Ps the only reason I quoted you is to let you know your new avatar is awesome.

Dangit2019:

PsychicTaco115:
I can pretend to be nocturnal!

Slapping yourself

It gives you rosy cheeks in no time

Outdated memes.

Ps the only reason I quoted you is to let you know your new avatar is awesome.

Why thank you!

OT: It's like being an archeologist, you find out about the past!

Broken backs

you get to lay in bed and do nothing for 2 months!

locking your keys in the house

At least you know no one else can get in.

Braking the headphones you just bought.

You know they were of inferior quality!

E.Coli

You're going to have so many get well balloons.

Infomercials

They give something insomniacs to watch!

Xenophobia

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