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Ensures your bowels aren't weak. Farting in an elevator. | |
At least you know how it smells now. Pages of private messages. | |
I'm worthy of attention! :D Rap music | |
They have good beats. MMO Tryhards. | |
Someone, somewhere is paying them to farm for gold Broken equipment | |
It's fun to try to repair it! Or at least to dismantle it completely. Getting a door slammed in your face. | |
You get someone to vent your frustrations on for the next hour. Fish fingers and custard. | |
It is innovating and edgy (to weird artists) Nuclear Fire! | |
It cleanses humanity Bleeding out | |
Give you time for your teammates to slap your chest so you can get back up without injury. Power cut. | |
It's a nice reminder from the power company to pay my bills! Prostate exams | |
At least I don't have cancer. Pulling all-nighters. | |
You can get more things done! MLP haters. (Don't worry, I'm not a brony or anything) | |
It shows how much time they for debating! Iphone 5! | |
Bigger screen for people with money to burn. Biological Warfare. | |
It's like a giant science experiment! Drug Trafficking | |
People need to get their fix, y'know. Broken A/C on the hottest day of the year. | |
Great way to get yourself to sweat and lose all that extra weight you beat yourself up over! Fleas | |
They give someone in the pet care industry a job! Scratched CD's | |
Who uses CDs now adays anyway?! PPPPFFTTTT Ants | |
I needed to practice my stomping. Broken computer | |
The scrap parts are enough to buy a new computer. Sand in your eyes | |
With time they will become pearls! Hangovers. | |
It's a sure sign that you had a good night. Fish *shudder* | |
It's fun to try and see if you can trick something to leave the thing that's keeping them alive. Bills. | |
Make good for burining. twilght (I havent read the entire topic so sorry if someone already said it) | |
It teaches kids not to trust emo people Charger broken | |
Well it was time I got rid of my Nokia 6110 anyway. Nintendo just announced a new Mario game. | |
It's fun for the little squirts! Flat tire | |
makes car chases hilarious EA | |
I had a lot of money just lying around anyway. On-disc DLC (lolcapcom). | |
It makes downloading the DLC easier. One Direction. | |
I know when to turn off my TV, radio, w/e. when they come on. Horrible voice acting | |
Provides a good laugh Cracked phone screen | |
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He isn't the Pointy Haired Boss from Dilbert
Clogged toilets