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Maybe.

What is love?

Haddaway!!!

"Baby don't hurt me--don't hurt me--no more."

Do you have a 'significant' other whom you're in love with right now?

No....So alone.

How heavy do you go with your music?

not so much

do you believe in love?

I believe in life after love, does that count?

Are you a wizard?

Of course Tizzy! There's magic everywhere in this bitch!

Just kidding, it's mostly done with magnets...

When does a wizard arrive?

It really depends on the quality of the public transport system where he lives. Wizardry doesn't pay like it used to.

Why do I keep counting?

Because you're bored

What can be said that hasn't been said already?

I love you.

Why is the Internet obsessed with cats?

Why wouldn't it be? They're cute, soft, cuddly, loving, lovable, fun, tasty, furry, smell nice, and go very well with captions. Plus, captions kind of sounds like cat, so there is even more fun to be had by combining the two words.

Why haven't we invented time travel yet?

We keep waiting for our future selves to do the actual work then come back in time and tell us how to do it. Unfortunately our future selves are still as lazy as we are--the slackers!

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

The only plausible explanation is that we HAVE invented it but it was used for evil and the world was destroyed because of it. In order to stop the evil from occurring, our top scientists went back in time to murder the scientist creating the time traveling device. This in turn created a time paradox since there was no time machine to send the scientist back in time in order to kill the inventor of time travel and the universe exploded.

Therefore, the only explanation for no time travel is that we no longer exist due to the exploded universe.

Will the self-correcting golf balls I got for my birthday actually help my golf game? I'm pretty bad...

EDIT: DAMN IT! Zen, I came in specifically because you wanted me to and then you go off and ninja me! This is why we can't have nice things...

tippy2k2:

EDIT: DAMN IT! Zen, I came in specifically because you wanted me to and then you go off and ninja me! This is why we can't have nice things...

That was 24 hours ago! I just got off from work! Have some pity on me for not realizing that you were begging to be ninja'd poised to pounce when I wasn't looking!

Copper Zen:
That was 24 hours ago! I just got off from work! Have some pity on me for not realizing that you were begging to be ninja'd poised to pounce when I wasn't looking!

Alright, you are forgiven...this time

Anyway, I'll answer your question and get this thread back on the rails:

Copper Zen:
What do you do with a drunken sailor?

You put him on the deck of a ship in the middle of a storm and watch him try to stay balanced. Ideally, find a bunch of other people so that you can get a nice betting pool going about how quickly he's going to pitch over the edge of the ship. Unfortunately, we'd then have to figure out how to explain to the commanding officer why we allowed a sailor to drown for our entertainment...

Will the self-correcting golf balls I got for my birthday actually help my golf game? I'm pretty bad...

*sighs*

You're...not focused, I'm thinking.

The trick is you answer the question above you then ask a new question of your own.

I start anew: Have you ever read "Shogun" by James Clavell?

P.S.

The thread below was the one that needs help, not this question thread.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.396813-Comment-on-the-MEME-Picture-above-and-leave-one

Yes. I also read Taipan. Taipan was better, but the movie sucked.

Have you ever eaten venison?

Yup. Kinda chewy.

Have you done the Dew?

How can I have sex with dew? No

Have you learned something about me?

You are a plagiarist.

Aren't you a little short to be an Imperial entree?

You're talking to the wrong poster. I'm not edible!

Do you like my new Blinking avatar?

Pffft, what are you talking about? you are totally edible, you're an evil bunny after all.

And yeah, it's cool, fairly distinctive I guess.

Why am I not going to sleep right now if I have to get up really early tomorrow?

Because it's GENIUS!

Why have I run out of books to read?

Because you've discovered that switching to Kindle then running out of battery power limits your reading selection to 0%.

Don't you agree that my blinking avatar is one of the Escapist's most unique avatars?[1]

[1] Yes, I'm going to go on in this vein for some time. Taco does it ALL the time.

It's beautiful. They should've sent a poet.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Given that you failed to specify a time frame, I'm going to go with all of it. We assume that the woodchuck, is, of course, immortal and never tires.

Why does toothpaste always taste so horrible when you drink fizzy stuff?

Remember there is baking powder in tooth paste.

So when you add baking powder to carbonated liquids...*poof!* Chemical reaction!

Have you posted in my MEME/gif thread on the Games Forum? Don't you enjoy funny pictures?!?[1]

[1] Well even if you have why don't you bustle over there and put up something funny.

no. and another no. im a grumpy guy.

why do you like these memes?

That's a loaded question. You're assuming I like them to begin with.

Why are you online now?

Because I'm bored, isn't it obvious

Now that you've seen my true form, how do you feel? (No Freudian answers allowed)

Copper Zen:
Because you've discovered that switching to Kindle then running out of battery power limits your reading selection to 0%.

Don't you agree that my blinking avatar is one of the Escapist's most unique avatars?[1]

What did I do NOW? (directed towards Copper)

[1] Yes, I'm going to go on in this vein for some time. Taco does it ALL the time.

Both hungry AND exhilarated.

Are you going to eat that?

Yes, in fact, I'm still in the process of eating it

Is this the real life?

PsychicTaco115:
snip

Nothing big. I'm just referring to going on a narcissistic run like you did here:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/362.390437.15790363

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/362.390437.15805885

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/362.390437.15825260

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/362.390437.15833351

OT: Given the ripping pain I feel in my back muscles from hefting 50 lb boxes above my shoulders all day I can assure you that YES, this is VERY real, indeed! Ouch, my back!

What are 'riffs' that people (including you, Taco) talk about watching and making?

A "riff" is watching a movie and doing live commentary of it

Will you watch mine? (See what I did there?)

PsychicTaco115:
A "riff" is watching a movie and doing live commentary of it

So basically a riff is just a commentary...retagged...oooookaaaayyyyyy...

PsychicTaco115:

Will you watch mine? (See what I did there?)

Cute :)

Maybe. Depends on the movie. But I'll admit you've got me curious.

OT: Should I do a "It's 2013: (re) Introduce yourself to the Escapist Community" thread? I was going to a month ago...but I dunno...

Better late than never!

What's worse, a 10,000 post thread or a "been here for 1 year" thread?

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