Which tastes better--chocolate or vanilla ice cream?
Chocolate, any other ice cream is immediatly inferior (in the original trifecta of ice cream sense)
Who is John Galt?
Damnit Taco that's supposed to be an answer!
What's my middle name!
Olly olly oxen free.
Will you go trick or treating this year?
Why would Slenderman need candy? He only wants your SOUL
Can I have your autograph?
Of Course! *gives autograph*
Is the moon made of cheese?
I LOVE your new avatar!!!
Who's likely to make the first manned mission to Mars?
What's the meaning of life
Life has no meaning, so your question is invalid
Why can't I hold all these fruit?
You are too busy holding a typewriter
Should I play the Megadrive or the SNES?
The SNES; Mario never forgets...
Was I born this way?
Lady Gaga was.
What was Donkey Kong's problem?
He could never get enough bananas
Why is Nicki Minaj still popular?
He isn't. I honestly don't have a single clue who Nicki Minaj (perhaps I should have said she?) is.
Why are the Smoky Mountains called that?
Because the guy who started calling them that used to sell them 40 fags a day from his shop.
How come in the 70s and beyond Fred, Daphne and Velma began understand what Scooby-Doo said?
Because they started smoking the same stuff Shaggy was smoking.
Does anyone remember the girl's band t.A.T.u.?
Oh, yeah. They pretended to be lesbian lovers to titillate guys but both of them were actually straight and had boyfriends.
How many fingers am I holding up?
5 hyper bazillion years
Can I be your friend?
Sure, just push the button.
Why can you hear the ocean when you hold a seashell to your ear?
Because my mother told me this when I was very young and I believed her. I think I heard it has something to do with the blood vessels in the ear and the noices from your surroundings while your ear is inside the shell. All I know is it works.
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough
What is the meaning of a kangaroos life?
Nothing, because kangaroos are jerks
Who's the very best?
Your mother is, just ask any guy!
Which color combination make purple?
It's all good! :D
OT: White and Violet
Do you even lift?
Not any more. The twelve packs I could handle, but the cases gave me hangovers and I can't affords fifths worth drinking.
Are you going to watch the presidential debate tonight or just check out the commentary when it's over?
No. I was doing homework. I am writing in Brigid for president.
What will your Halloween costume be?
A cheap looking spiderman costume.
How old is the earth.
Mother Nature hasn't said and I'm too old fashioned to ask a lady what her age is.
How far does the moon move away from the earth every year?
Too far, he is too shy to confess his feelings to mother earth.
Why do people wear sandals with socks?
Because their toes are chilly but want to look fashionable!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
None. I shot, skinned, and roasted the rodent. I am living in Alabama. When in Rome...
Which language is not a major Romance language: French, Portuguese, Spanish, Italian, Romanian, Tagalog, Occitan, or Catalan?
None of the above except italian. Bitch please it's my opinion... xD
How old is Taco and Tizzy's baby!?
We had a baby? How drunk was I?
I DENY THE ALLEGATIONS, I AM NOTTHE FATHER!
Do you have any spare change?
I have $255 of change actually... Really need to take it to the bank. But it weighs so much.
When are you most excited?