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Chocolate, any other ice cream is immediatly inferior (in the original trifecta of ice cream sense) Who is John Galt? | |
Damnit Taco that's supposed to be an answer! What's my middle name! | |
Olly olly oxen free. Will you go trick or treating this year? | |
Why would Slenderman need candy? He only wants your SOUL Can I have your autograph? | |
Of Course! *gives autograph* Is the moon made of cheese? | |
Swiss cheese. I LOVE your new avatar!!!Ahem. Who's likely to make the first manned mission to Mars? | |
North korea What's the meaning of life | |
Life has no meaning, so your question is invalid Why can't I hold all these fruit? | |
You are too busy holding a typewriter Should I play the Megadrive or the SNES? | |
The SNES; Mario never forgets... Was I born this way? | |
Lady Gaga was. What was Donkey Kong's problem? | |
He could never get enough bananas Why is Nicki Minaj still popular? | |
He isn't. I honestly don't have a single clue who Nicki Minaj (perhaps I should have said she?) is. Why are the Smoky Mountains called that? | |
Because the guy who started calling them that used to sell them 40 fags a day from his shop. How come in the 70s and beyond Fred, Daphne and Velma began understand what Scooby-Doo said? | |
Because they started smoking the same stuff Shaggy was smoking. Does anyone remember the girl's band t.A.T.u.? | |
Oh, yeah. They pretended to be lesbian lovers to titillate guys but both of them were actually straight and had boyfriends. How many fingers am I holding up? | |
11 How old is the sun? | |
5 hyper bazillion years Can I be your friend? | |
Sure, just push the button. Why can you hear the ocean when you hold a seashell to your ear? | |
Because my mother told me this when I was very young and I believed her. I think I heard it has something to do with the blood vessels in the ear and the noices from your surroundings while your ear is inside the shell. All I know is it works. Do you believe in life after love? | |
I can feel something inside me say What is the meaning of a kangaroos life? | |
Nothing, because kangaroos are jerks Who's the very best? | |
It's all good! :D OT: White and Violet Do you even lift? | |
Not any more. The twelve packs I could handle, but the cases gave me hangovers and I can't affords fifths worth drinking. Are you going to watch the presidential debate tonight or just check out the commentary when it's over? | |
No. I was doing homework. I am writing in Brigid for president. What will your Halloween costume be? | |
A cheap looking spiderman costume. How old is the earth. | |
Mother Nature hasn't said and I'm too old fashioned to ask a lady what her age is. How far does the moon move away from the earth every year? | |
Too far, he is too shy to confess his feelings to mother earth. Why do people wear sandals with socks? | |
Because their toes are chilly but want to look fashionable! How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? | |
None. I shot, skinned, and roasted the rodent. I am living in Alabama. When in Rome... Which language is not a major Romance language: French, Portuguese, Spanish, Italian, Romanian, Tagalog, Occitan, or Catalan? | |
None of the above except italian. Bitch please it's my opinion... xD How old is Taco and Tizzy's baby!? | |
We had a baby? How drunk was I? I DENY THE ALLEGATIONS, I AM NOTTHE FATHER! Do you have any spare change? | |
I have $255 of change actually... Really need to take it to the bank. But it weighs so much. When are you most excited? | |
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Cigarettes.
Which tastes better--chocolate or vanilla ice cream?