Right before my premature ejaculation occurs. I'll NEVER make it to home base!
When did it last rain where you live?
It's f**king raining now, it's Ireland, never bloody stops.
How many pennies are in my jar?
A metric f**k-ton
What is the Matrix?
A Simulation of the 1990's
In Your Opinion what are the 4 greatest bands ever?
Wrist cuffs, ankle cuffs, mouth balls, and gimp suits.
Do you believe that "Jedi'ism", which is based on Star Wars, will survive long enough to be recognized as a 'legitimate' religion by anyone else other than the Internal Revenue Service?
It has to! It's about as legit as any other religion, just without the history.
Why do the Japanese like pre-teen characters saving the world?
The preteens are covered by their parent's medical insurance.
Why are there ancient pyramids in South America as well as Africa and Asia?
Because they looked snazzy!
Just where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
When was the last time you randomly high-fived someone?
Prom night, after we buried the bodies.
What's the difference between a chipmunk and a squirrel?
One is a delicacy in some places and the other isn't...
What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
You slurp up the watermelon's juices.
Why did people object to calling the Eurasian continent ONE continent for hundreds of years when it's hardly separated like North and South America?
Because of reasons.
Why did people never proof read the original Metal Gear?
They weren't fluent in Kanji.
How many different colored stripes are there in a plaid pattern?
Captcha: helter skelter
That depends on whether or not you are color blind.
What do One-Horned-One-Eyed-Flying-Purple-People-Eaters prefer for desert?
People. (You don't get that specific name by being picky!)
What is the greatest invention so far?
Why do people get jealous?
Because I am practically perfect in every way.
What was the weirdest thing the Escapist captcha ever said to you?
I'd tell you but the Guidelines forbid it.
How old were you the first time you went trick-or-treating?
My memory has been wiped, but I'd say 6 years old
What's your favorite candy?
The Candy from high school, she was sweet. A bit of a dunce, but basically sweet.
Have you ever gone skiing in the Alps?
Nope, I did pass through a snowy place once and I stopped for 4 hours to play and roll around in the snow until I got sick X_x I miss the snow though, it was fun.
How much ice cream can you eat?
What does John want for dinner?
John wants to eat out at McDonald's!
Am I a great person or the GREATEST person alive?
You're certainly the munchiest-crunchiest person on the Escapist!
When was the last time you watched a meteor shower?
What is your favorite trick or treat candy?
How big is my ego?
Well it must be huge, considering you call yourself a God : P
Is burning people fun Mr. Blue?
Eh, it can be... But do it too much and it loses its charm :(
If I went missing, would you miss me?
Yes I would, who wouldn't miss that crunchy shell?
How old is the Escapist.
I'd guess around 8 years
How many times have I changed my avatar?
Precisely 37.8 times.
Have you every been in a hurricane?
Yes (Hurricane Charlie a few years back while vacationing in Florida)
The world is mine!? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!
No, it belongs to everyone
Can I give you a hug?
Yes, as long as it's no more than 4 seconds long, and I don't feel your breath on my neck.
When is the last time you got some "action"?