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I would teach him to be my personal slave/mailbox.

When he inevitably turns against me, how should I slay him?

You need the dragonborn!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

At exactly 666 licks, the center burbs toxic fumes into your face. ALWAYS finish with biting.

What will it take to make City of 1,000 Planets the #1 blockbuster of the year?

An act of god. perhaps even several gods.

What makes Hans Zimmer such a genius composer?

His brain is made of ears.

Will I ever finish Skyrim?

yes but it will be your last achievement in this lifetime.

Who would win a deathbattle between Chen Stormstout and Po?

After a quick google.... Chen.
Mainly because I love stouts and porters.........

What would your rather fight. A horse sized duck or several duck sized horses?

The duck-sized horses wouldn't be able to projectile-rape my chest-cavity with spring-loaded penises, so them.

Would you rather suffer the death I just described, or get face-hugged and then chest-bursted?

uh neither, they both sound horrific and oddly similar actually.

who would win: an X parasite or John Carpenter's The Thing?

They would co-exit and become a singular species of parasitic shape-shifter called "X-Things".

Taking a page from your M.O., Drake: Immortan Joe vs. Jim Sterling, who would win in a DEATH BATTLLLLLLE?

Hail Sterling! He's Jim ****ing Sterling, Son!

Where did Greg the Goblin go for vacation?

On a pilgrimage to Viper territory to meet Duv in person, but then she enslaved him just to dig a tunnel into the Well of Darkness.

Will Duv ever regrow her wing?

Yes, but it will be a long and painful process.

How many Voguns does it take to change a lightbulb?

Thousands to build the office and fill it with paperwork, dozens more to staff it and do all the paperwork of light-switch approval, hundreds more to invent and install the light-bulb, and several to build a light-year long ladder and use it to reach the bulb.

How happy would Marvin get if he was flooded with puppies?

only slightly less incredibly depressed.

What is the sum of all fears?

A crappy Tom Clancy book, movie, and video game.

Will we ever again get a proper Silent Hill game where the player character is baited into a town haunted by their own sins?

1000 years from now.

what will video games be like 1000 years from now?

Wear a localized pressure-suit with VR helmet and wield a 2-part motion-controller that each feature a grab-button, use-button, and traditional twin-stick movement. Every AAA game features no less than a full moon or planet to explore -always making use of Google Maps whenever the location is our solar system- and an MCU's worth of story-content on every continent or large crater. New in-game travel methods include wearable vehicles, shelled versions allow for greater speeds via wind-protection. In-game artificial intelligence is forbidden from being mistakable for sentient thinking, but showing the A.I.'s thought-processes in the U.I. is a reliable loop-hole. A cult is dedicated to making Asscreed's Animus a reality, but they never accomplish this because genetic memory is bullshit.

Will that answer suffice?

sure.

what is the 60th digit in Pi? (not sure how to make the symbol)

The 60th digit is as, if not 'more', important than any digit preceding or following the aforementioned integer.
The mere suggestion of any greater proponent in the numeric listing of all of Pi's decimals, than the 60th, is a barbaric affront in the face of not only math but the concept of independent thought.
How dare the proponents of different ideals force themselves against 60th. How dare those same people suggest that another digit is greater! HOW DARE the people who enforce the law in our country stand by and do nothing as these miscreants enforce their agenda on the public.

What is the best glue for wood to cotton?

gorilla glue of course.

Which member of the Furious Five are you?

Master Tigress because I have a temper.

How is this thread alive? I thought it died out years ago.

I think myself and maybe a few others are keeping it on life support.

Who do those eyes in the above poster's avatar belong to?

I could tell you but I don't want to lose my soul.

do you have an opinion on craft beer?

I love me some Witch's brew.

Does the oncoming Total Eclipse Of The Sun over North America suggest the U.S.A. (i.e. the entire world because as every American knows the world is all about the U.S) shall fall?

I wouldn't worry about it personally.

If cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands butter side face down, what would happen if I tied a piece of toast butter side up to a cat and dropped them?

Animal cruelty mostly.

What is better for conveying facts? Bar graph or pie chart?

Most people like pies. ;)

Do you say muggy or humid?

Muggy defiantly. But Australian slang is a weird and wonderful thing.

Have you ever tried reusing a tea bag?

can't say that I have.

What's that smell?

The smell of a lazy sunday.

Have you ever, ever felt like this?

Only after I ate the worm in the tequila bottle.

The full eclipse is coming to North America: Should we expect Yog Soggoth or Nyarlathotep?

Nyarlathotep. I was too spicy for Yog Soggoth.

What's that sound?

Oh! I...didn't eat too many burritos tonight, did I?

In a pinch: Smurfs, Ponies, or Bears: Which do you eat first?

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