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Since when are egomania and mass delusion separate psychoses on the Escapist? Why don't big girls cry? | |
They refuse to drink any water Do you even play the Oath of Order? | |
I don't know what that is. Why are my posts taking several minutes to upload? Is this happening to anyone else? | |
It's just you; FEEL ALONE Is anyone else thinking that I go through avatars a lot? | |
Yes. My thought before I read your post was "man, taco goes through a lot of avatars". Why doesn't the Earth's gravity pull space into the atmosphere? | |
Because space sucks. When the Escapist was recently bought did the rules change in any way? | |
Nope. If space sucks, why doesn't the Earth get sucked into space? | |
Because shut up! How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? | |
I'll have to consult with you Mom: She's the expert on licking. How much pain will I feel when Tizzy 'whacks' me next time? | |
You won't feel anything, you'll be dead. :P What's going to be the next big video gaming outrage? | |
Halo 5: Invasion of the Ponies! Has anyone seen Evil Smurf lately? I haven't in days. | |
I just saw him today. When will my addiction to this site end? | |
Never. It's like your hobby with Cool Whip topping, but without the embarrassing, secret shame. Why is the sky blue, Mommy/Daddy? | |
Because It is very sad son. Why is everything complicated? | |
Because Talking Barbie Dolls from the 90's were programmed to say--among other things--"Math is hard!" When will the computer shop guy call me and tell me the repair part for my computer has arrived? | |
When the part has arrived. How do I get more spare time? | |
Quit your day job to do nothing but play games, surf the Escapist, and starve to death. Why does that almost sound like an appealing scenario? | |
Because of the chip in your brain, that emits nothing but pleasure every time you say the word Escapist. Why does Sally sell seashells down by the seashore? | |
Because she needed money on account of her crippling debts Why did the lights go out? | |
Because I decided it would be a good idea to plug a European appliance into a North American socket. | |
Because it was a government conspiracy to make us stop wanting time travel Do you know what my Christmas avatar will be? | |
Either Santa with a Taco hat, or a Taco with a Santa Hat. I'm unsure as to what would be most delicious. why do doughnuts have to die? | |
Because we plug holes in them. Will The Hobbit get fair reviews or be judged in comparison to the LotR trilogy? | |
When reviewing a film, is it not fair to take in consideration the previous work of the same director, crew, and production house, when making a film set in the same universe with some of the same characters? Will the recommendations made by Lord Justice Leveson ever be made into law? | |
I certainly hope not, for YOUR sake's... | |
Oh noes!!!!!! How did Taco know I'm in fact a private investigative sleuth? | |
He's the shadow broker How did I know that? | |
Because YOU are the real shadow broker. Why am I incapable of being evil in video games? | |
Because hidden object games are too linear for morality calls. What keeps clouds up in the sky? | |
Tiny fairies hold up the particles Why can't I ever make non taco avatars? | |
Because you are in fact, a Burrito, and go to great lengths to hide this secret, terrible, terrible shame. Why did I spend so long lurking? | |
Deep in your heart you were afraid of pushing The Red Button. What are you getting me for Christmas? | |
A nice big coffee cup. How long will this winter last? | |
Until Spring arrives with the migrating Slinkies... Has you noticed a large number of new (or previously inactive) posters in the forums lately? | |
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Someone who is on a low salt diet?
Did I miss an e-mail or are you and Tizzy's new egomaniacal titles symptomatic of an Escapist-wide mass delusion?