You have been transformed into the avatar of the escapist directly above you.
What do you do now?
Rub one out.
Could be awkward. I'm in the office.
Drink alcohol as much as I can.
Smoke a cigarette and be awesome while doing it
Eat me own head, just to see if I could.
Go and polish some swords.
Completely literal, steel swords. Yep, no euphemisms or anything...
Go to a con, get all the babes
Go around waiting for people to do stupid stuff and give them a slow clap.
Puny men! Kill & eat everyone.
Captcha: pizza topping, why thank you captcha.
Disguise as the Blu team and promote distrust between the group
*Runs around slamming giant tacos on unsuspecting people's heads*
I come in to a wild western flick and order some doughnuts from the local saloon.
Keep an eye out for tentacle monsters.
Rub my hands together because I have a plan so devious that I HAVE to do it!
Would eating Taco Fries be cannibalism?
I'd go around and make people go Awwww, how cute, before mauling their legs.
I would go all "FUS RO DAH" on everyone!
Probably go and do Cat stuff.
I'm not sure what I am now...
Spooooooky Spectre Spoooooky
I am not Hal Jordan Spectre
*Flies around like a legend*
Imma go Red Dead on someone!
*Throws tea-parties and Mills & Boon book club*
Ride of into the sunset where we belong!
Claw up the couch because I can
And f**k you if you say I can't! >:D
Go on a taco fueled rampage!
Rustle everyone else's jimmies because I don't want to be alone in my discontent
Well pass Contra again but with a taco head.
For 5 days I did nothing but play that game until I knew every level like the back of my hand and I still can't beat it without the Konami code @_@
Ooo-la-la I am so pretty! Oh so pretty! I am pretty & witty and gaaaaay!
Look at a stranger the wrong way, end up in a gun fight.
Am I the head and the fire, or the whole dragon?
If the whole dragon... Take a guess, it rhymes with 'Pape and Rillage'. If just the head, probably just hang around an adventurers house as a trophy....
Begin the search for a large, overcompensating sword.
Destroy all the crops! Capture All the Damsels! And Eat all the Cattle!
Frighten small children.
(granted I would've been doing that anyway.)
Fly majestically through the air then torch a village or something.
I"m a craaaaaaazy happy dancing cat...awesome.
Im'a dance all day long. Deal with it!