Super Villain Plot Game

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A Chip clip which shall be used to dry my super villain costume on Wednesday (everyone needs some time off).

A Law textbook

I'll trap everyone in a room and bore them to death by reading it.

Macaroni and Cheese

Force feeding a vegan is never as fun without macaroni and cheese!

A bowl

Put it on people's heads and... Give them bowl haircuts! MWAHAHHAAHA!

Sunglasses.

They somewhat protect my eyes from the various explosions occuring

A fruit basket

To sent to the wives and children of the brave men who died to defend the city from me, also, they are poisoned.

A key ring

Did you know you can put the keys in between your fingers and make a fist, so that the keys become spiked knuckles? I do.

A window

Breaking Bad? More like breaking glass on your @$$

A bumper sticker

To act as propaganda to recruit more to my cause!

Dapper top hat.

No great villain is caught without one!

A computer

I shall make Skynet a reality!

A tooth.

I will make a gun that can shoot teeth. Try to do a ballistics test on that!

A spray bottle.

Use it to spray people eyes, rendering them blind for a while!

A mirror

I will infiltrate the base, kill some people, then hold the mirror in front of me when someone finds me. They will think that they killed everyone, and will kill themselves.

Smoke detector.

Signal the alarm, deafening everyone.

A dying thread.

I attach it to everyone so that when it died, so will everyone else!

A wallet

I will use it to store my doomsday device, and set it to detonate when someone tries to take it!

Using invisible words, I can place subliminal messages in everything; everyone will go kill crazy!

Pie charts

I shall show how many teenagers don't have swag with the use of pie charts and watch them go into denial, then rage, then riots!

Cardboard box.

My cardboard box is gigantic and can suffocate the entire world.

Lube

Cover the streets with it. There will be accidents all over because the cars slide around!

A clock.

What's more ironic than to knock out a watchmaker with a clock?

A keyboard

It's so durable, I can hit people head with it over and over!

3D glasses.

Hand them out to everyone on the planet, and when they start to hurt peoples eyes, then I strike!

A backpack.

Where else can I fit all my instruments of mild annoyance?

A lava lamp

I shall consume the world in hot water and wax!

A Freddie Mercury album

I will play that one sone of his that no one liks over and over!

A fork

Git it against a metal wall at the perfect angle and force, creating a tone that I will amplify around the world to drive everyone insane.

A box of chocolates.

Poison is easy to give to people when it's hidden in chocolate!

A pamphlet

I SHALL HAND OUR PAMPHLETS, AND MAKE THE WORLD JOIN MY CULT OF THE ELDER GODS!

United States Tax code.

Secretly alter them so that all taxes in the US are payed to me!

A burrito

This but on a global scale!!!

An action figure

Put an AI in it, then I will have the best minion ever!

A ruler

WITH THIS RULER, I WILL KNOCK OUT A GUARD AND TAKE 40 CAKES!

An extra soft rubber ducky.

Hide some unstable plutonium in it and send it to the center of New York!

A computer mouse.

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