For a day, replace (insert popular word here) with (insert comedic replacement here). During the anti-bullying speech at school today, I've replaced every instance of the word "bullying" with "bowling" because of what I've misheard. Made it more interesting and it made me think of an oppressive society where sports were prohibited. Also made this thread a lot more interesting
I remember there were magnets at a convention that spelled "The great election" The other letters were in a box next to it, I replace the l in election with r...and presto!