Well let's have us a little game, shall we?
In this thread, we post 3-5 items which are part of the "Cthulu-Wake-Up" ceremony.
The next poster has to combine these items into a step that will serve to waken the mighty Cthulu from it's slumber.
3 fair maidens.
To awaken the mighty cthulu, it is required that one smothers three fair maidens in sticky peanut butter and then proceeds to have them nibbled at by a famished squirrel until all the peanut butter is gone.
The squirrel must then be sacrificed to appease the mighty one.
Step 1 requires:
A human skull
Hence why people keep telling the media to shut their faces up.
This does not make a lot of sense to me in the given context...
So: A derail on the first post?
To awaken the mighty cthulu, it is required a sacrificial victim wrap themself in bacon and be fed to a tiger, their leftover skull will then be harvested and made into an improvised beehive...
Step 2 requires:
-A beehive created out of a human skull
-A guy named Dave
To awaken the mighty cthulu, it is required to have a guy named Dave dress like a Pikachu and then stab him with a machete. After he's dead, cut his head off and put it in a beehive made from a human skull
Step 3 requires:
* A turkey leg
* A hat
* An idiot
* Some gum
To awaken the almighty cthulu, it is required to have an idiot. His limbs must be bound with chewing gum, and then a hat must be placed upon his head before he is beaten to death with a turkey leg.
Step 4 requires:
*A six pack of beer
*The complete works of shakespeare
*The neck bones of a hyena
The mighty Ctuhulu can only be awakend from his slumber after a stormtrooper has been forced to chugg a sixpack of beer and inscribe the complete works of shakespeare on a singular hyena neck bone.
The neck bone may then be burned as a ritualistic offering to appease the mighty Cthulu.
The next step requires:
A gallon of gasoline
The fossilized skeleton of a dinosaur that is not a T-Rex
A plate of Spaghetti with meatballs.
Let's see, we need to fuse all of them together adding gasoline drop by drop to make sure that the Walken/Dino density is all right, and we are done. And we give spaghetti and meatballs to enslave the demon.
- Live octopi