The above user's avatar is trying to kill you!

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Think quickly!

The abominable avatar from right above is attempting to take you out!

Choose what you consider to be the most effective weapon for the job and defend yourself!

Uh. Um.. Shit. Uh.

A big ol' rock! *throws*

A swarm of killer bees.

A sniper rifle with an infra-red scope

*looks at his own hand* Sword?

*after killing SPider Monkey in background*
Yeah Link, you're screwed.

An exorcist armed with The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! [1]

[1] That is a skeleton or some kind of undead, isn't it? If not--the grenade!

A pointy stick!

Feeling lucky punk?

I think my rifle will do nicely against a Bonie

Some starving immigrants should do the trick.

A giant "lazer" shot from the moon.

I'll just shield bash him, I'm sure it'll do the trick.

LINK! *dresses as a chicken*

I dare you...I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERF**KER!

Happy eh?

A spray bottle and fish should do it.

I think I'm going to need a mystical whip for this one.

You don't really want to kill me though, right?

I can't quite tell what you are, but surely some catnip of some description will help.. <<;;

@RaginDrage: Your avatar matches the thread title so perfectly!

Well, given that our burgers are now apparently 100% horse meat, going to burger king/McDonalds should rid me of fluttershy.

ALL THE BOMBS!

I'll just point all the feminists at him. >>

They don't like watching men hit girls or something.

Nothing. She is incappable of doing such a thing....right?

Unloads a clip from a M1 Garand into NoOne

I...I don't even... What is there to attack me? I see a chalice and a helmet... Somehow pour lava on them?

Grenade launcher, I choose you!

O_O... candy...

*nom*

But it's only just a fluffy wuffly nuffly! *Nuzzles*

I use a trebuchet to throw this woman at the...cat-person-thingy...and squash it.

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you must be a creature of darkness!

*opens a sun-in-the-box*

I call in a thick fog and unleash dozens of rabid dogs and armed and murderous muggers at...it.

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What is that thing?you use as an avatar, anyway? It scares me :(

ANTI-LOVECRAFT HORROR THINGY ACTIVATE. Wait, it's not working??!!...

*wakes up from a catnip coma*

Huh what the.. OH CRAP WHERE'S THE FLASHLIGHT!

Because there's hair all over the place!

*scratches chin*

My stomping foot...

You wouldn't kill me.

I'm too cute.

... Right? ... Right?

*flees*

Falcon... PAWNCH!

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