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Uh. Um.. Shit. Uh. A big ol' rock! *throws* | |
A swarm of killer bees. | |
A sniper rifle with an infra-red scope | |
*looks at his own hand* Sword? | |
*after killing SPider Monkey in background* | |
A pointy stick! | |
Feeling lucky punk? | |
I think my rifle will do nicely against a Bonie | |
Some starving immigrants should do the trick. | |
A giant "lazer" shot from the moon. | |
I'll just shield bash him, I'm sure it'll do the trick. | |
LINK! *dresses as a chicken* I dare you...I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERF**KER! | |
Happy eh? A spray bottle and fish should do it. | |
I think I'm going to need a mystical whip for this one. | |
You don't really want to kill me though, right? I can't quite tell what you are, but surely some catnip of some description will help.. <<;; @RaginDrage: Your avatar matches the thread title so perfectly! | |
Well, given that our burgers are now apparently 100% horse meat, going to burger king/McDonalds should rid me of fluttershy. | |
ALL THE BOMBS! | |
I'll just point all the feminists at him. >> They don't like watching men hit girls or something. | |
Nothing. She is incappable of doing such a thing....right? | |
Unloads a clip from a M1 Garand into NoOne | |
I...I don't even... What is there to attack me? I see a chalice and a helmet... Somehow pour lava on them? | |
Grenade launcher, I choose you! | |
O_O... candy... *nom* | |
But it's only just a fluffy wuffly nuffly! *Nuzzles* | |
I use a trebuchet to throw this woman at the...cat-person-thingy...and squash it.
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you must be a creature of darkness! *opens a sun-in-the-box* | |
I call in a thick fog and unleash dozens of rabid dogs and armed and murderous muggers at...it.
What is that thing?you use as an avatar, anyway? It scares me :( | |
ANTI-LOVECRAFT HORROR THINGY ACTIVATE. Wait, it's not working??!!... | |
*wakes up from a catnip coma* Huh what the.. OH CRAP WHERE'S THE FLASHLIGHT! | |
Because there's hair all over the place! | |
*scratches chin* My stomping foot... | |
You wouldn't kill me. I'm too cute. ... Right? ... Right? *flees* | |
Falcon... PAWNCH! | |
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Think quickly!
The abominable avatar from right above is attempting to take you out!
Choose what you consider to be the most effective weapon for the job and defend yourself!