*grabs Keyblade* Time to meet the light! *obliterates you*
ED!! Where's the formula for cat transmutation?!
Heat the metal until it melts!
I'll make a sentient sword out of you.
SORRY, MY SHADOWS LAUGH AT THAT PATHETIC ATTEMPT. TRY HARDER, FURRY DRAGON.
*Throws a barrage of cats!*
...Seriously? All of the things you can throw, and you throw cats? Cats?...
DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THOSE KITTIES!!!! I'M UNABLE TO ATTACK!! RETREAT DAMMIT! RETREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
I have a flashlight.
COME AT ME, BRO.
I have alchemy.
COME AT ME, SIS.
I have grues. It is pitch black.
You are likely to be eaten.
*flashes with flashlight*
*Steals the flashlight, adds it to the hoard*
I'll sit on you, I don't need flames.
I will call Hercules to throw you into space where I don't need to worry about you any longer.
say hi to the bear for me
"Hercules hurts himself*
Fool, come back when you've truly earned the title of demigod.
*runs* Dammit, where did I put my keyblade!?
Is it this thing here? IN THAT CASE...
*Throws down a black hole.*
Now, DARK SOULS TIME. PREPARE TO DIE, KITTY CAT.
Guns don't work on me, especially ones the size of freaking cannons. TRY. FREAKING. HARDER.
*Slices to pieces.*
*runs away* Aw man, my collection of poetry won't stop a living suit of armor!
I think I have a ball of yarn somewhere around here...
What are you? Can I bribe you out of killing me with noms?
A nice avatar trying to kill me? That sounds familiar.
Nice new avatar. :-)
Why won't you die?
*Sits on you again*
I'm persistent. My shadows are going to shred you if you continue this nonsense. :-P
Quick! Eat this bar of chocolate while I run away from you! I know you like chocolate!
*throws bucket of water at you, so you cool off*
*Uses alchemy to make the traditional Team Rocket trap hole.*
I fear no shadows.
*Gets up* I know that I'm not gonna go down easily.
A brief quote to sum up my feelings for this thread so far...
...but never mind that!
I want that(surprisingly non-silent)alchemist dead!
*hides behind Jon Stewart*
Well the next post oughta be amusing...
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Oh. Run along now, there's a war here. :-)
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