The above user's avatar is trying to kill you!

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*grabs Keyblade* Time to meet the light! *obliterates you*

ED!! Where's the formula for cat transmutation?!

Heat the metal until it melts!
I'll make a sentient sword out of you.

SORRY, MY SHADOWS LAUGH AT THAT PATHETIC ATTEMPT. TRY HARDER, FURRY DRAGON.

*Throws a barrage of cats!*

...Seriously? All of the things you can throw, and you throw cats? Cats?...

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THOSE KITTIES!!!! I'M UNABLE TO ATTACK!! RETREAT DAMMIT! RETREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

I have a flashlight.

COME AT ME, BRO.

I have alchemy.

COME AT ME, SIS.

I have grues. It is pitch black.

You are likely to be eaten.

MY SHADOWS WIN.

*flashes with flashlight*

*Steals the flashlight, adds it to the hoard*

Fireshield activate!

I'll sit on you, I don't need flames.

I will call Hercules to throw you into space where I don't need to worry about you any longer.
say hi to the bear for me

"Hercules hurts himself*

Fool, come back when you've truly earned the title of demigod.

*runs* Dammit, where did I put my keyblade!?

Is it this thing here? IN THAT CASE...

*Throws down a black hole.*

Now, DARK SOULS TIME. PREPARE TO DIE, KITTY CAT.

*BOOM**BOOM**BOOM*

Guns don't work on me, especially ones the size of freaking cannons. TRY. FREAKING. HARDER.

*Slices to pieces.*

*runs away* Aw man, my collection of poetry won't stop a living suit of armor!

I think I have a ball of yarn somewhere around here...

What are you? Can I bribe you out of killing me with noms?

A nice avatar trying to kill me? That sounds familiar.
Nice new avatar. :-)

Why won't you die?

*Sits on you again*

I'm persistent. My shadows are going to shred you if you continue this nonsense. :-P

Quick! Eat this bar of chocolate while I run away from you! I know you like chocolate!

*throws bucket of water at you, so you cool off*

*Uses alchemy to make the traditional Team Rocket trap hole.*

*Continues sitting*
I fear no shadows.

*Gets up* I know that I'm not gonna go down easily.

A brief quote to sum up my feelings for this thread so far...

...but never mind that!

I want that(surprisingly non-silent)alchemist dead!

*hides behind Jon Stewart*

Well the next post oughta be amusing...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Oh. Run along now, there's a war here. :-)

A clone of EVERY MEMBER of the TV TROPES "Badass" page, and respective subpages.

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