I declare war on ___ with ___.

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The rules of the game are simple, declare war on someone or something and what you are going to war with. You can declare war on anything and everything with anything and everything. You may also name your war if you wish to do so. So with that, LET THE WAR BEGIN!

I declare war on the person below me with melons.

I declare war on Fijiman with a plate of spaghetti!

I declare war on Tizz with hotdogs!

It'll be called the Great Sausage Fest. @_@

I declare war on mParadox with bars of soap!

Everyone must be clean! Whether they like it or not!

I declare war on cleanliness with germs!!!

I declare war on hunger with tacos!

I declare war on Belgium with pancakes!

I declare war on France with the French.

I declare war on bathtubs with toasters!

I declare war on Canada with false apologies!

I DECLARE WAR ON THE ESCAPIST WITH NUKES!! >:-D

I declare war on thesilentman without words.

I declare war on homework with procrastination and laziness!

I declare war on Redlin5 with some spectacular poison clouds!

I declare war on the past with time.

I declare war on boredom with thermonuclear weapons

I declare war on my hangover with aspirin and a margarita.

I declare war on thirst with salt!

...wait.

I declare war on peace with friendliness!

I declare war on the sea with a knife.

I declare war on apathy with...oh never mind.

I declare war on bipolar disorder with medication!

I declare war on medication with even more medication.

I declare war on Facebook with an axe

I declare war on stupidity with anti-stupidity poison powder.

I declare war on life with bleach!

I declare war on the world with an army of squirrels.

I declare war on lines with a flamethrower.

I declare war on ants with a stick!!

I declare war on Bronies with Susumu Hirasawa Music

I declare War on cocaine with my nose.

I declare war on France with guillotines. :-P

I declare war on peace with, well, war.

I declare war on Earth with the Combine Empire

I declare war on Europe with my giant robot taco

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