I declare war on ___ with ___.

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I declare war on work with fire. Lots of it. =D

I declare war on stuff with things.

Captcha:"is it plugged in?" What kind of stupid question is that?

I declare war on this thread with the banhammer!

User has been banned for trying to ban a thread.

I declare war on banhammers with anarchist revolutions

I declare war on a proper dinner with a bag of chips.

I declare war shitheads with the report function.

I declare war on asshole English teachers with essays.

I declare war on peaces with a spoon.

thesilentman:
I declare war on asshole English teachers with essays.

Better yet, force them to read really, really bad fan fics. You know, the kind that were probably written in ten minutes by someone who's incredibly drunk/high/both.

OT: I declare war on YouTube with lack of fixed problems.

I declare war on hunger with freshly-baked bread.

I declare war on tissues with sneezing.

I declare war on cheep metal with decent amounts of force.

I declare war on cherry coke by drinking it.

I declare war on people with higher post counts than me with people with lower post counts than me.

I declare war on virus with anti virus!!

I declare war on taking a break from The Escapist with posting on The Escapist

I declare war on the Smurfs with Gargamel.

I declare war on pudding with jello.

I declare war on 10am with a drink and a snack.

I declare war on good music with kazoos.

I declare war on kazoos with vuvzelas.

I declare war on vuvuzelas with socks.

I declare war on dry skin with E45.

I declare war on clothes with nudity.

I declare war on tanks with shells.

I declare war on Redlin With Para.

I declare war on my digestive system with fast food.

I declare war on peace with war.

I declare war on faces with hands.

I declare war on boredom with boogie.

I declare war on myself with self-depreciation!

I declare war on my boredom with forum games.

I declare war on my hungry stomach with soup, bread, fruit and crisps. Lunch, ho!

I declare war on politicians with empty cans.

I declare war on politicians with eggs! It's traditional!

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