I declare war on ___ with ___.

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I declare war on Humans with Ebola.

I declare war on @thesilentman with @DarkShadow144

I declare war on Kaleion with some very nicely positioned spikes.

I declare war on Twitter with spell-check!

I declare war on pizza with fire.

I declare war on Fijiman with fireballs shaped like pizza.

I declare war on cereal with milk.

I declare war on milk with bacteria and heat lamps.

I declare war on Anti-American Eagle for being anti-dairy! D:<

I declare war on whoever is blowing shit up nearby with whatever they're blowing shit up with.

I declare war on Dark Souls and Ys with Steam!

I declare war on Redlin for being pro dairy, with a fire hose... that sprays battery acid.

I declare war on Anti-American Eagle for being anti-American with the George W. Bush fan club.[1]

[1] Oh, that's evil! Maybe I should mercy-kill him instead!

I declare war on copper zen with sane arguments and rational discussion.

I declare war on both of you with irrational, senseless gibberish.

I declare war on technology with ignorance!

I declare a war on everyone in this thread with a gun that turns people into anime characters.

I declare war on babies with shaking.

I declare war on people who don't like anime with KAWII DESU~!

I declare war on Japan with ramen!

I declare war on Korea with Starcraft!

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D-:

I declare war on long drives with teleporters.

I declare war on people with storm clouds that rain frogs that are infected with syphilis

I declare war on babies with more babies!

I declare war on proctologists with diarrhea.

I declare war on dentists with cyanide!

I declare war on Dr. Wily with a bottle of bacon soda!

I declare war on fish with transformers.

I declare war on kippers with a fiat picasso

I declare war on you with a stinky old shoe.

I declare war in spambots via the mods!

I declare war on the internet with wombats

I declare war on crappy weather with a weather dominater.

I declare wars on weather dominators with bazookas

I declare war on Congress with the people!

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