I declare war on ___ with ___.

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I declare war on monkeys with nail guns.

I declare war on nail guns with staple guns.

I declare war on clocks with bricks.

I declare war on the tidal calendar with your mom.

I declare war on healthy eating with toffee apples.

I declare war on air with space.

Fijiman:
I declare war on air with space.

I declare war on airspace with dragons!

Barbas:

Fijiman:
I declare war on air with space.

I declare war on airspace with dragons!

Oh yeah? Well I declare war on airspace dragons with giant robots.

Fijiman:

Barbas:

Fijiman:
I declare war on air with space.

I declare war on airspace with dragons!

Oh yeah? Well I declare war on airspace dragons with giant robots.

I declare war on giant robots with spider mines!

Barbas:

Fijiman:

Barbas:

I declare war on airspace with dragons!

Oh yeah? Well I declare war on airspace dragons with giant robots.

I declare war on giant robots with spider mines!

I declare war on spider mines with... a really big boot.

Fijiman:
I declare war on spider mines with... a really big boot.

I declare war on a big boot with lots of tiny, angry hedgehogs.

Barbas:

Fijiman:
I declare war on spider mines with... a really big boot.

I declare war on a big boot with lots of tiny, angry hedgehogs.

I declare war on lots of tiny, angry hedgehogs with the really creepy Sonic fans. You know the ones.

Fijiman:

Barbas:

Fijiman:
I declare war on spider mines with... a really big boot.

I declare war on a big boot with lots of tiny, angry hedgehogs.

I declare war on lots of tiny, angry hedgehogs with the really creepy Sonic fans. You know the ones.

I declare war on really creepy Sonic fans with a hand on the shoulder, a cup of hot, sweet tea and a little chat.

I declare war on pudding with Barbas' face.

I declare war on motorcycles with knights on horseback.

I declare war on music with Just Bieber.

I declare war on tricycles with fanged frisbees.

I declare war on evil end tables with smashing.

I declare war on boring stretches of wall with fire axes!

I declare war on the world with explosions.

I declare war on Fijiman's thread with more posts - this will work!

I declare war on The South with a spelling bee.

I declare war on the drill sergeant with boots full of jam.

I declare war on declarations of war with a reflexive pronoun.

SirDerpy:
I declare war on declarations of war with a reflexive pronoun.

I declare war on reflexive pronouns with alcoholic adjectives.

I declare war on forum games with myself!

I declare war on shelves with indoor football.

Barbas:

I declare war on reflexive pronouns with alcoholic adjectives.

I declare war on alcoholic adjectives with real alcohol!

SirDerpy:
I declare war on alcoholic adjectives with real alcohol!

I declare war on the state of drunkenness with the power of knurd!

I declare war on proper words with sperffen yabble.

Fijiman:
I declare war on proper words with sperffen yabble.

Eyes deck lair warg gonne lung gauge within noon cents!

Barbas:
Eyes deck lair warg gonne lung gauge within noon cents!

Ire deklore ware om Barbs mam.

I declare war on bowels with my homemade chili.

Dalek Caan:

Barbas:
Eyes deck lair warg gonne lung gauge within noon cents!

Ire deklore ware om Barbs mam.

Oi deckchair worse on yore arse wit wall king boats!

I declare war on my family with an axe.

....K, I'm watching Amityville Horror...

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