I declare war on ___ with ___.

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I declare war on the north pole with the south pole.

I declare war on bad manners with mad banners.

I declare war on drive-by shootings with mortars.

I declare war on the sun with the moon and on the moon with a bagel.

I declare war on the coastline with balloon bombs.

I declare war on the south with my Bannermen!

I declare war on banners with oil paint and a filthy mind!

I declare war on letters with the back spa

I declare war on the hotel with incompetent building work!

I declare war on money with paper.

I declare war on Hannibal with Red Dragon.

I declare war on crayons with felt-tipped pens.

I declare war on cleaning up with Forum Games!

I declare war on that post above with this one right here, boyo!

I declare war on an afternoon of boredom with nonsensical posts!

I declare war on cat ears with sellotape!

I declare war on the dead with the slightly more dead.

I declare war on tentacle porn with Cthulhu!

I declare war on Shrek with Sonic memes.

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I declare war on moustaches with mowers!

I declare war on muffins with my teeth.

I declare war on the assholes who keep ninjaing me in the arrows thread with a rocket to the face.

I declare war on rockets with shells.

I declare war on the seven dwarves with modern mining equipment.

I declare war on urban centres with Chainmale.

I declare war on mucus with a handkerchief.

I declare war on butter with lasers.

I declare war on poster 1327 with a massive artillery strike.

I declare war on wagons with minefields!

I declare war on minefields with an Armtrac 400 mine flail.

I declare war on myself with my left hand! <_< >_> >_<

I declare war on flailing with warbling and hooting.

I declare war on pineapples with wooden planks.

I declare war on pirate ships with flak turrets.

I declare war on Kirby with Dedede.

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