I declare war on ___ with ___.

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I declare war on the neighbors with cannon fire.

I declare war on bathtubs with pipe bombs.

I declare war on scratchcards with coins.

I declare war on coins with bullets.

I declare war on flower arranging with machine gun gardening.

I declare war on florescent bulbs with giant candles.

I declare war on flamethrowers with hammers and spades.

I declare war on the next poster with floors covered in LEGO bricks.

I declare war on the entire house with Molotov cocktails.

I declare war on loaded dice with loaded cannons.

I declare war on snipers with attack bats.

I declare war on scrap metal with shiny coins of gold. So shiny...

I declare war on gelatinous cubes with flame-throwers!

I will declare war on my current computer with a new one... eventually.

I declare war on #GamerGate with #StopGamerGate2014

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I declare war on #GamerGate with #StopGamerGate2014

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I declare war on this srs disees bsns with inappropriate jokes.

I declare war on forum posting with BOOMBOXES!

I declare war on rappers with rail guns!

I declare war on lolicons with superior taste!

I declare war on David with chameleons.

I declare war on Mount with Blade

I declare war on thumbs with the Scissor Man!

I declare war on snow with EVEN MORE SNOW!

I declare war on Morsomk with a lousy tip.

I declare war on lamps with footballs.

I declare war on Luxembourg with Lichtenstein

I declare war on knights with machine guns.

I declare war on broken rollover ads with the fucking tech team doing their damn job in the first place.

I declare war on software with hardware.

I declare war on the declaration of peace with the declaration of spaghetti.

I declare war on pockets with ravioli.

I declare war on any sandwich without red onions with red onions.

I declare war on spelling with spelunking for spaniels on the Spanish plains with spurious spinsters.

I declare war on waiting with my phone.

I declare war on boredom with video games!

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